The Simpsons already did this.

this shit is just beyond parody, man

Without exaggeration, this is vomitous. FIFA's been corrupt for decades, but this is an achievement in degeneration that couldn't have even been imagined a few years ago.

So everyone just casually forgot about PK Subban shilling for Tr**p on his socials multiple times while Canadian sovereignty was being threatened? Cool. Cool cool cool

OMG VINCE GASPARRO BLOCKED ME HAHAHAHAHAH WHAT A LOSER. TIOCFAIDH ÁR LÁ ☘️

Folks are already calling David Reinbacher “Bustbacher”. Never change, Habs fans…

“I could care less” and “no love lost” have to be the most grammatically infuriating phrases ever

To say nothing of the fact that pigs are catching massive strays, this is a truly abhorrent and disgusting thing for anyone to say to a woman let alone the fucking “LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD”

Garry Galley is the hockey commentating equivalent to diaper rash

Dems calling for Schumer to be replaced: - Ro Khanna - Mike Levin - Seth Moulton - Marc Pocan - Delia Ramirez - Rashida Tlaib

Anything short of calling for Schumer to be replaced is performative outrage designed to mollify you

Each yr PM Carney hesitates in investing in real cleantech, green energy, green funding tools & greening Cdn industries, someone else gets miles ahead of us, Meanwhile PM Carney is competing in a race where we fall off a cliff. “Global investment in clean www.nationalobserver.com/2025/10/28/o...

Looks like there's an effort underway to issue a recall petition for Danielle Smith as well. Website: recalldaniellesmith.ca FB group: www.facebook.com/groups/41699... #Alberta #ableg #abpoli

Leave it to my fellow leftists to make “perfect” the enemy of good with seconds left on the clock before the NYC mayoral election 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

I don’t know who said it last night but they’re (mostly) right: we (most of us) survived Coderre, we (most of us ) survived Tremblay (and Applebaum). I guess our job now is to mitigate the shitshow and make sure all of us survive this stupidity.

City with too many motorists and not enough homes chooses mayor who will allow more AirBnbs and demolish bike lanes And to think Val Plante won an election by drawing a pink line on a Métro map Jesus. #Montreal

1.7 million people live in #Montreal And the election is being decided by tens of thousands of votes. Pathetic.

Voter apathy never ever ever ever ever ends well

Élections Montréal estimates that voter turnout as of 4 p.m. today was 27%. Polls close at 8. A reminder that just 38.32% of eligible voters turned out in Montreal’s last election. This was 4% lower than in 2017. As Jean-Marc Léger said in 2021, “Quebecers let a minority decide for them.” #polmtl

*whispers quietly* Sergio would’ve won the election 😢

I’m calling her Soraya the Pariah for the next four years. Montreal fucked up.

Plus countless examples of Canadian NHL teams losing in the SCF post-1993

The world continues to ignore Sudan and every day, things get worse. So much suffering met with silence.

I’m sick of seeing my teams lose finals. Blue Jays 2025. Habs 2021. Man Utd losing two Europa League finals. England losing two straight Euro finals. Just sick of it.

Why do so many of my teams routinely choke when the stakes are highest

The smallest of silver linings

The better team didn’t win.

Sports.

How. Why.

Why does this always happen to teams I support

My nervous system can’t handle this

Are you fucking kidding me

All the indica strains in the world can’t calm my nerves right now

Go Birds, fuck ICE and Free Palestine

on the verge of weeping or barfing, normal stuff

Never has go birds meant so much

me right now

Listening to Deadbeat for the sixth or seventh time. A grower, and a groover. No SHOT is it as bad as Fantano would have you believe.

I give Anthony Fantano’s reviewing skills a solid 1 to a light 2 out of 10 👎🏻

Reddit “music critics” are the fucking worst

CAUFIELD AND HUTSON I AM SHOOK 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

ICYMI #GoHabsGo

MADAME BELIVEAU 🥹 #GOHABSGO

Habs playing Eric Prydz' "Pjanoo" during the home opener ceremony like 2008 never ended #gohabsgo

Tonight's the Habs' home opener, so here's a lil video I made about the team's intro song Coldplay's "Fix You", and how the team embraced it 🏒🥅🔵⚪🔴 #gohabsgo #habs #coldplay www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj0V...

Good morning to everyone except fans of Australia’s national soccer team. #CANMNT

Australian soccer fans have plumbed new depths of classlessness after that Canada match. Sore winners to the fucking max. I sincerely hope they finish 48th at the World Cup next summer #CANMNT

Every time I hear Elton John’s “Sacrifice” now I half-expect Dua Lipa to come in and sing “AND I THINK IT’S GONNA BEEEE A LONG LONG TIIIIME”

Ran out of characters but this needs to be said