Slaf is a menace tonight

The Canadiens have six goals with one point from Suzuki, Caufield, Slafkovský, Hutson combined. And it’s not even like those four are playing badly. That’s a very good development.

Imagine being a Blues fan. Bolduc has three goals before they have one.

Logan Mai who?

All the habs big additions this season, Dobson, Demidov, Kapanen, and Bolduc have points now.

Positive side of things, Dobson/Matheson looked fantastic and if the Habs play like that every night they're gonna be fine

If we play like this every night we'll win a lot more than we lose. Both defensemen's sticks breaking on the same play is exactly the kind of flukey play was the only way we were losing that game

Both defensemen losing their sticks at once definitely counts as bad luck and that's what it'd take to lose this game. It's not over but that's a really unlucky play

If the habs keep playing the rest of the game like this only extraordinarily bad luck would stop them from winning. They're first on most pucks and really applying a lot of pressure

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The speed with which they just fucked off, suggests to me they had no specific warrant to apprehend the man. Just go out and see what you can grab. Thugs.

My habs 2025/26 predictions Points: 99 Rank in the division: 3 Playoffs (Yes or No): Yes If playoffs how many rounds won: 1 Most points: Suzuki Most goals: Caufield Most assists: Suzuki Most PIM: Arber Xhekaj Best new player: Demidov Most improved player: Newhook Does Demidov win the Calder: Yes

I’d bet in the very short term, influencers and media will start aggressively attacking women celebs who have got work done. The narrative will be that the AI fake people look ~more natural~ than liberal elite celebrities. That’ll be the wedge to launder this sickness. They always attack women.

I don't know if I've ever been as relieved after a Habs loss as tonight. The goals were to get the rust off the veterans that barely played and avoid injuries and suspensions and in that regard mission accomplished. Now let's see the final cuts and get on with the regular season

Seems like I really angered one of the sens 12 fans

I should buy a lottery ticket I found one of the 12 sens fans.

What is the point of this bullshit?

J'ai appelé ça le Temps des Bouffons. Ça a peut-être à voir avec certains joueurs que les Sénateurs d'Ottawa avaient en uniforme, mardi à Québec, mais assurément avec les débordements liés aux matchs préparatoires. ici.radio-canada.ca/sports/21962...

Something tells me these talentless Sens goons aren't going to get their number retired next to legendary Sens goon Chris Neil AKA bargain bin Tie Domi

Nick Cousins tries to go knee on knee, and then slashes the shit out of Demidov You fucking ratbag piece of shit

The Senators keep starting shit and then getting their asses kicked. If that were me I would maybe stop starting shit. Idk.

Florian Xhekaj is what happens when the big brother you grow up wrestling with is Arber Xhekaj

I know a lot of Jews that supported him in the last election because they thought he actually cared about hate crimes against our community. Turns out he just wanted a few extra votes. This is the kind of pandering denim jacket nonsense that Trudeau would've been crucified over

It's a testament to how much of a gong show the sabres are that they could be so bad for so long and still have a below average prospect pool

That's exactly the kind of dumb shit Arber Xhekaj cannot do man You drew the penalty, and managed to give the Flyers a power play out of it

I know it's preseason but Xhekaj needs to be more disciplined than that. We were going to get a power play and instead ended the sequence with a penalty to kill and a goal against. A trip doesn't warrant an answer

For all the criticism that Gary Bettman ever took, nothing he ever did was as remotely disrespectful to the game and ignorant of its history as Johnston's announcements today. It's a sad day for Canadian sport. #CFL

That's it. The CFL seemed to be going the right way until this mook announced rhey were going to shorten the fielld to 100 yards. They're just turning into NFL LITE. Bullshit to this.

I don't like to be lied to. When the CFL commissioner announces a bunch of changes which bring the game more into line with the NFL - then claims the decision had nothing to do with the NFL, c'mon. How stupid do you think we are?

Don't forget we also have this creepy association between the Toronto Argonauts and the Buffalo Bills already. That's just a forerunner for the day when the CFL is simply a development league for the NFL. Makes me sick.

Somebody needs to tell the CFL that if you're trying to sell stuff to Canadians these days, making it more American is maybe not the way to go.

There’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for people to build on the rubble of what’s being destroyed before our eyes. Private corporations bending over to forcefeed everyone government-approved speech is evil and amoral, but more than anything this creates boring, inauthentic, unwatchable shit.

If you’re rich and not a coward, this is what you’d refer to as a “market opportunity” to dominate a media ecosystem that’s about to be covered in grotesque government slop. To be a pop of color in a sea of beige will be easier than ever. People will flock to it. You gotta be a little brave, though.

I hope people realize that when you do this kind of stuff it diminishes any conversation about the reality of what we’re seeing right now and how to deal with it.

Oh it doesn’t help but it certainly lets the poster feel superior and world weary unlike the rest of us naive pups. It’s also stupid—we’ve never been perfect but if you think this is not a major devolution then you’re the one being naive.

Sorry I was late to your wedding, my flight was canceled because my pilot posted a Charlie Kirk quote verbatim in the comments of an Instagram Reel.

I really like how much of a chirper Thorpe is while also having the physicality and enough talent to back it up

It's going to be really confusing for English broadcasts if He ever becomes an NHL player for the Jets. If your first reaction on reading this is "who?" Exactly my point

All McDavid contract talk, all the time. 😎 #SDP

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A great obituary for a great hockey player but also a great man. A must read

Prime Minister Mark Carney’s tribute to Montreal Canadiens legend Ken Dryden:

Margaret Atwood is a national treasure! 🍁

Is the Alouettes offense so bad that only a superstar like Davis Alexander can get them to score touchdowns or are the 2nd and 3rd string QBs here that terrible

I'm Jewish and I think about antisemitism all the time. I can't tell you how fucking weird it is that Homeland Security posting literal neo-Nazi propaganda generates less discussion about the threat to Jews than a mayoral candidate who believes Palestinians are human beings.

It’s sad that people will stand their ground no matter who stands with them. Case in point, if you’re not a fascist and you see fascists standing with you, you need to take a moment and ask yourself why? What is it about you that is supporting a fascist position? Not enough people do that today.

Sorry to everyone at @theonion.com that needs to try to make up stuff more ridiculous than this

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