Ugh. The Jets suck too much to make the playoffs, but will find a way to play themselves out of a top 10 draft spot. They aren't going to do anything at the deadline. They aren't buyers, but they won't sell. GMKC will somehow still keep his job.

Goddamnit, the Jets can't even lose properly.

Sixth round winner for a sixth win in a row? Victoire so hot right now!

Kevin Sawyer doesn't believe in stats. Ya don't say.

*shuffled* but still keeps 55 and 81 together.

I feel like Jazz added the glasses just to appear "Extra British"

There are some bangers on the #MLBTheShow soundtrack this season!

The Astros fan in me would like to point out that bad things keep happening to teams that beat the Astros in the World Series.

Punk pulling out the "your father is dead" card like he's Christian Cage. 😅

The lesson here is don't disrespect Danhausen..

Claiming how he came out to "thunderous applause" is actually perfect for Danhausen. 😂

The Texas Rangers continue to be the worst franchise in all of baseball.

LA Knight kidnapped Paul Heyman! #WWERAW

LOL Well that is how you dismantle and write off The Vision in one night I guess. Brilliant.

There was something cathartic about Heyman getting his head stomped in wasn't there? Even as a Paul Heyman fan, that felt like amazing comeuppance.

To be fair.. Bandido did kinda insinuate that Andrade is old with the whole "I saw him in my hometown when I was a child" - brother he's only 6 years older than you. 😂

#MLBTheShow 26 Legends trailer ICYMI... Their blog says 40 new legends.. Only 23 have been announced so far. 11 days away from early release!

Jade isn't talented in the ring or on the mic enough to draw the heat she's seemingly drawing.

Yeah I gotta admit that anyone wanted to *purposefully* trade for a Texans OL shocked me. I mean I get why the Browns did it, they make bad roster decisions all the time, but the Lions also doing it surprised me.

LFG! CJ has the weapons around him and an all-world defense backing him up. No more excuses for him!

It's been a couple of weeks now since I got back into #Overwatch on a more regular basis after a couple of years away mostly, and I'm starting to make some plays again... I do appreciate how they all lined up for me to make it a bit easier.

This is gonna be a good week!

Tonight's tier list - since I did the Sharks earlier today - is the #NHLJets (2.0 only) jersey ranks.. and they too have not put out a bad jersey ever.

Logan Stanley can play any side you want.

I mean.. he had Logan Stanley out there to start the 3 on 3.. so I'm not sure what he expects.

Jets cound trade him for a bag of pucks for all I care. That said, NHL GMs aren't the smartest so I'm sure a 4th round pick isn't impossible.

I like this step for TK and ROH.. It's fine to copy a little bit of what has made NXT work. Next up is to start finding a way to get ROH in front of more eyeballs.

All I see is Logan Stanley upping his trade value.

A week ago we got to listen to Mike Johnson doing color commentary and I really, really miss him.

This is the good stuff.

Those Sharks jerseys are my second favorite look the team had.

Trades about to happen this week!

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Overall I think Mania is shaping up pretty well Punk/Roman Rhea/Jade Liv/Vaquer I think we get: Cody/Orton for title Drew/Fatu Finn/Dom for IC Grande Americano v Grande Americano I am praying for Brock vs Gunther. (Or Brock v Oba?) Last year had 14 matches total.. That's 8.

One of wrestling's truly lamest takes is "WWE fans don't know.." I'm a WWE fan. I know who Danhausen is. I knew who Will Hobbs is. I knew who G.O.D. was. I know who EVIL is. I don't think of myself as any kind of annomoly. Plenty of WWE fans are wrestling fans. Stop with this shit.

Also the one person who really, really needs to step their game up for "Wrestlemania season" is Jade Cargil. You're the champ in a Mania championship match against the most popular female - and maybe overall star - WWE has. If you can't get people to care about you after this, it's over.

Fixed it for you..

Overall I liked #WWEChamber.. I think the very flat Chicago crowd didn't do it any favors though. Women's chamber was good and everyone got to shine a bit. Lynch/AJ was solid. This is where the crowd really hurt. The ladies deserved a better reaction. Punk/Finn was ok, but lacked punch.

Ahh ok now it makes sense.. Cody wins, face Orton for the title at Mania. Fatu interferes and costs Drew the match.. Drew vs Fatu at Mania.

Orton winning #WWEChamber is a nice surprise actually.

I wouldn't want to be traded away from Connor and Leon hard carrying me to relevance either.

We might be past the point where wrestling fans can allow themselves to be happy about anything if Danhousen can be given a debut like that only to have it booed. 😬

A little disappointed they didn't give Raquel the spot, but kinda figured it was Rhea all along.. especially given last night.

Interesting choice of word there Big Johnny. 🤔

#EliminationChamber time!

Thank you all for tuning into our weekly special: "A bunch of hockey players really upset you all." We now return you all to our regularly scheduled program: "The evil leaders that nobody seems to do anything about continue to do evil things while people get distracted by the dumb hockey players."

this is just who they are they do bad things everywhere all the time because they are evil and stupid and constantly indulging their very worst impulses there’s no twelve dimensional plan here

Mark Carney: The American world order is based on lies, intimidation, and unequal application of international law. We need something new. Also Mark Carney: We support America doing the thing we just said was bad, this time it’s actually good.

The US has sparked off another war in the Middle East to satisfy fascists who got their geopolitics from Call of Duty: Black Ops.