I detected a "look" when I told my hairdresser I wanted to grow my hair back out because I miss being able to twirl it around my fingers.

The fact the state of the province is a chamber of commerce event says everything you need to know about who matters in this province.

To put this list in some perspective...I was the top listener of Blue Rodeo (1 out of over 12000).

As was entirely predictable (to everyone but me apparently) the cats ran off with all the pieces from my Lego advent calendars (yes plural. sigh). Elsa and her penguin have been rescued. But Babu Frik is still MIA.

Dear noam chomsky, how do u get someone to like u like u instead of just liking u

Jingle Bell Heist looks like delightful Xmas trash.

Did I ask @blightedstars.bsky.social to bring me another coffee when they came to borrow my car? Yes. Am I currently over caffeinated and vibrating? Also yes.

It is almost like people just smart enough to follow orders and die is the goal huh?

So @blightedstars.bsky.social has informed me that the way people can tell I am cis is because I only take my coffee hot.

It says more about this place than anything that in two weeks LinkedIn has become my favourite social media. On a related note, hit me up for tips on how to increase business by being a grumpy troll.

Introduce your with 5 concerts you've seen The Tragically Hip, Midnight Oil, Hothouse Flowers on the 93 Another Roadside Attraction tour Phoebe Bridgers Neil Young Arkells Taylor Swift Feels wrong to just list 5.

No but I got a picture of some local graffiti by the aquatic centre that Wayne got covered up quickly

Do I know anyone on here who has built a client portal that's more than just document storage? Like graphics, resource links, etc. Sharepoint like but not necessarily Sharepoint.

Kinda wish I was an asshole so I could get the letsnotdate person from Instagram to teach me history.

I forgot about Bieber's 'stache so our pitching staff is loaded.

Can I shave my cat’s ass with the same razor I manscape with or is that gonna cause issues for either of us? I feel like I asked this before but can’t remember if I got an answer.

Keegan fails to note that this move also bolsters the moustache situation for the Jays and gives them the sort of facial hair excellence in the rotation that Davis Schneider provides on offence.

Green leader links Centre Village gas/diesel plant to Lorneville data centre Report by Bruce Wark nbmediacoop.org/2025/11/24/g...

Best use of this meme.

Do I know anyone on here without an inner monologue?

Am I the only one who feels like this site is incredibly boring now? I don’t know if it’s that something on here has changed or I’m just less mentally unwell.

What sort of group chat does Deezer think I’m in where Mr. Mister is about to blow up?

can’t sleep, yearning,

Welcome to “why can’t I find my hand cream” season.

It astounds me that after over two years of recognized genocide, large media outlets are still publishing headlines like this. I don't know what else to say except I hope one day there is a reckoning for it.

Sometimes it would be helpful if @blightedstars.bsky.social was more judgey so I had motivation to clean my place. This is another reason I need a girlfriend.

Hey. Wanna come over and we can spoon feed each other Chapman’s no sugar added ice cream?

I think I’m going to finish this process document for a client, take an edible, eat lunch and spend the rest of the day playing a video game and listening to tunes.

The face of a boy who was very bad for the vet yesterday.

This. One thousand times this. We should be fiercely protecting and supporting every person in this territory, what the hell else are we doing any of this for? I dunno about you, making and keeping a small minority wealthy doesn't do it for me.

I would recommend to the @city-of-saint-john.bsky.social they not run over pedestrians with buses. That said, if they can’t manage to refrain from that, I would suggest the mayor not post about Uptown Fucking Sparkles before ever issuing their regrets for running over a pedestrian with a bus.

Note - Nadja and Laszlo got their vaccinations with absolutely no issues. This video is after they tried unsuccessfully to put the straight jacket on Nandor.

I finally updated my website to reflect that I am not married and some other stuff. Most importantly it has hot pictures of me now. www.adamsgreen.ca

Listening to @blightedstars.bsky.social narrate while playing a video game is a 10/10 experience. Highly recommend.

I love emailing customer support to say I fixed the problem on my own, that it had nothing to do with what they had me spend two hours working on and that they should note this for the next time someone asks the same question.

Let’s cuddle on the couch and share our personal traumas.

The same people who don’t believe Trump sucked off Bill Clinton (or a horse) also believe God is real. Take that for what it’s worth.

Me to my psychologist- “I don’t know why I can’t make friends.” 🤷‍♂️

Libs passed the confidence vote. Fuck.

The “oh good, no election” takes are wild to me. Like people would rather feed the military industrial complex and hand out billions in corporate welfare while fucking over the poor, civil servants and the Indigenous because they can’t be arsed to spend an hour voting?

Not surprised May, a conservative at heart, voted with the government and of course the NDP showing no courage at all

We believe this budget will harm everyone except the rich and foreign corporations but we let it pass is a take I guess

This is mostly correct but works better if you imagine that someone taped over a button that said “absolutely the worst fucking option possible” and wrote in Sharpie “Good for NDP MPs”.

Wow the @ndp.ca sucks. They demonstrated they have zero integrity and it didn't even end up mattering because two Cons abstained.

Elizabeth May is useless. I guess we’ll see in a little over an hour if the NDP are also. My guess is they’ll have a couple no shows while the rest vote a performative “no”.

I have an alarm to remind me to eat lunch which I snoozed for an hour. That would be fine if I’d actually accomplished anything in that hour.

Related question…can you say fuck on LinkedIn?

Son I’ve decided to give LinkedIn a go because…why tf not? Worst case I get some content for this site. If you care to connect and see someone sabotage their chances of working with “respectable” business people go ahead and look me up however one does that. My profile url name is neurocrusty.

okay so why is this post still up & account still existing? actual question. the account isn’t even verified like some of the other fed gov accounts either, but also it shouldn’t matter when they post “we will kill you” along with videos of them killing people.

And yet Jesse Sing*l is still on here.