Well fuck.

Kevin Gausman is a longtime supporter of Pride Nights and LGBTQ inclusion in baseball, and I think that’s nice

a woman’s place is being my boss and telling me what to do

I feel like we should have more runs by now. #bluejays

I need a gigantic cardboard cutout of Vladdy.

Springer dinger!!! #bluejays

When Buck isn’t saying something completely idiotic he’s usually just paraphrasing Dan.

Fun fact about Owen time. I’ve mentioned before I haven’t always been a Jays fan. Adam got me back into baseball a few years ago and turned me into a Jays fan. So back when Joe hit his walkoff I wasn’t really into it and was incredibly drunk. The end result was my Blue Jays loving friends…

Not the best analogy. I’m not afraid of ham.

I’m the Ben Shapiro of ham lovers.

Online baked ham recipes- “Here’s the key to the most moist ham you’ve ever eaten.” Me - *completely ignores and adds extra half hour to cooking time to dry that fucker out*

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thinking about the liberal politicians willing to try to compromise with fascists by abandoning minority groups they don't really like - i wish they understood that fascists will come for everyone eventually. even themselves. fascism unopposed is a ruined state with everyone dead

I genuinely like scalloped potatoes and was going to make them to go with the ham I baked. But at the last minute I was like “But mashed are both better and easier.”

He’s so pretty. 🥹

Is Springer nursing an injury? I don’t understand why he’s DHing instead of Santander.

A rich guy isn’t your friend just because he goes in tv and says orange man bad

No Bo = Sad No Nance = Mad #bluejays

No matter what happens in the Toronto v. Seattle series the real winners are people who appreciate big butts. #bluejays

Life is weird.

So if I’m understanding this correctly, the Illinois State Police, theoretically under the authority of one of the most “progressive” Democrats in JB Pritzker, is backing up ICE. The US, and by extension Canada, is truly fucked.

This Thanksgiving I’m thankful I look hot in sweatpants and hoodies.

This game is wild.

Is there a baseball reporter more stiff than Arden?

Of course AJ would be pro-bunting.

Part of me wants this game to go 17 innings. Part of me wants to go to sleep.

Frogs. Together. Strong.

Curious what folks takes are on this. From the little I know about her she’s a Trump fan who supports the genocide of Gaza.

These Fox announcers are awful.

israel has dropped the equivalent of 13 Hiroshima nukes on Gaza. we don't hate israel enough.

Stan Lee cameo from an unreleased Marvel movie where the Avengers team up with the KKK.

Rooting for the Mariners is antifa now

I’m late seeing the Sherman video. I was stuck in a hole.

Same. But ultimately the Jays match up better against the Tigers. The Mariners scare me.

Had my hopes up for a second.

Autistic Owen - Finding someone who loves me, is available and fits in my life seems statistically unlikely. ADHD Owen - I am a hopeless romantic and crave affection. Grieving Owen - Having a partner who supports me would be great but that seems unfair to ask of someone.

I just went for my second walk of the day. Can someone do a wellness check? 😅

Going from “good therapy session” to “I’m irreparably broken and people should stay away from me” in two days.

I chuckle to myself every time the announcers mention Rob Thompson and there are only a few hundred people who went to Mount A in the early 90s who would get it.

Sigh

I’ve watched Schneider’s postgame speech more times than I can count.

I love going outside and not turning into a disgusting puddle.

I just know my friends are gonna love it when I start giving them the product of my art therapy.

This is the best day of my life

Vladdy Jr. with his best Big Papi impression DAAAAA YANKEES LOSE

They are so lathering each other up in the shower.

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I love this petty ass shit

ohhhhhh that’s the stuff 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨