Appropriate slash by Draisaitl

All I want for Christmas is every good free agent not signing with the Blue Jays, to go to an NL team not named the LA Dodgers

Gotta think there'll be some biggish MLB signings before tomorrow night, no? Dudes wanna wrap some stuff up before Christmas?

hey if you're wondering "has a baseball website covered whatever the fuck Miller is talking about, for some reason and done it more accurately than he is?" the answer is absolutely, yes: www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

The Toronto Blue Jays signed submariner Tyler Rogers to a 3-year, $37 million contract. Maybe you can see why.

the difference in release points between trey yesavage and tyler rogers is one lebron

These two are now teammates I love baseball

They've made this official, which means Shapiro passed the physical

Dylan Cease instructed Scott Boras to try to reach a deal with the Blue Jays per Boras.

Oh man, Daniel Jones looks like he tore his achilles

Freddie Freeman traumatizes sick children. #SMH www.instagram.com/p/DR4lwk1Dr6u/

I just dropped a $100 bill somewhere in the grocery store and I'm so fucking angry with myself. Just crossing my fingers that someone who needed it more than me picked it up.

Not enough young men traverse from town to town through dense, haunted forests, and it shows.

Dylan Cease to the Blue Jays is fucking rad. I'm always up for handing Pete Walker someone with elite raw talent.

Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum

this was oddly satisfying to watch

Oh no that could be really bad for RJ

every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy

Maybe Mamdani reminds Trump of Bubba

not sure how I've never seen this before, but damn it's brilliant

18 minute intermissions are exhausting

48000 days ago (June 20, 1894), Pittsburgh’s Denny Lyons scores the winning run in the 9th inning, after getting to third base by running directly from first to third on a play when the ump wasn’t looking. With one ump and (obviously) no TV cameras, this was a common shenanigan.

I don't want more fucking pipelines. I want coast to coast high speed rail.

Fuck it. Nothing matters anymore. Blueberry pie for breakfast.

Exactly what demographic is MGK supposed to appeal to?

Happy for Mariners fans. Naylor rocks.

*passing joints around the Windspear at the Sigur Ros concert like I'm at Snoop Dogg

Did you take the garbage outside? Ross Atkins: I believe in the power of organized waste disposal. I have a lot of faith in all my neighbors and nothing but positive things to say about black and green bins. A plan is in place to remove garbage from the home, and I'm excited to execute that plan.

Did you take my sandwich? Ross Atkins: A refrigerator opens many outcomes at lunch, and peanut butter surrounded by bread is one of those possibilities. The cohesiveness of jam provides the type of flexibility you would want with pumpernickel or rye. No proactive subtractions have been made.

Where do you wanna go for dinner? Ross Atkins: That's an interesting question. The positive thing about dinner is the multitude of possibilities. I feel strongly that a number of restaurants could lay a path to food and digestion. But I don't want to put myself in a box at this moment in time.

Just flipped the Raptors game on, and what the hell, man? The red court. I feel like my eyes are bleeding.

Every time Shane Bieber exercises his player option, Fred gets a pumpkin strip

SHANE BIEBER BACK TO THE JAYS!!!

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Wait. So the US government "shuts down." And, the politicians don't go to work but they get paid. And, Federal employees are forced to keep going to work, without getting paid?

I'm full of sorrow from the Blue Jays loss, and heartburn from the depression meal I ordered afterwards

Alright, Dodgers fans. If you get to experience all the joy that my fellow Canadians are yearning for, please use all that energy to boot fuck ICE right out of your city.

Run it fucking back. The whole roster. Bo, Bieber, Bassitt, Scherzer, let's fuckin re-roll

Every time the Blue Jays score a run, Fred gets a pumpkin strip BO KNOWS!!!!

This has felt like a team of destiny for a while now. Go fuckin grab it boys

“ it's what you dream of as a kid. I've played in quite a few Game 7s in my backyard over the years, so it's going to be a lot of fun. It's why I play the game. It's everything I've dreamed of. It's a chance to win a World Series.” -Ernie Clement Baseball is the BEST

No matter what happens tonight, this Blue Jays season has been the most fun I've ever had watching baseball

It was always gonna go 7

This is so much fuckin fun let's make some history boys

Every time the Blue Jays score a run, Fred gets a pumpkin strip Let's go George!!!

LETS FUCKIN GO BABY, BRING IT HOME

Muting the American national anthem, as per tradition

Are Americans about to let their fascist president invade Venezuela without even a peep of resistance?

How is that only a 2 minute high sticking penalty?