Every time the Oilers score, Fred gets a pumpkin strip. Draisaitl!? Podkolzin?! One of em gets the party started and delivers Fred a snack.

Muting the American national anthem, as per tradition

Why does Pierre Poilievre say "master" so much, its really fuckin weird

In game 1 of the series, I want the power play to be 90% Bouchard blasting slapshots off of Ducks ankles

Let's get these fuckin playoffs started! Dickinson, what a way to announce your return! Every time the Oilers score, Fred gets a pumpkin strip.

Holy fuck that's the worst missed strike I've seen all season

That definitely went off Vladdy's toe

Compressing my kitchen garbage down to the density of a neutron star

Buffalo fans, help your team out. That stadium is quiet for a regular season game, never mind playoffs.

The Rockies just mowing down any team that played in the World Series last year

God I love baseball it's so fucking stressful imma have a heart attack this season

KILOMETERS STRAW #BlueJays

Gimenez, That's a greedy fuckin challenge you can't make. I'm done with hitters making challenges. Catchers only. #BlueJays

Saw this cool dude on my walk today. Hopefully, a good omen for the Blue Jays tonight.

This band is a sham, they aren't even playing their own instruments #Kars4Kids

Welp, Jays gotta save that bullpen for tomorrow now. Lauer needs to give as many pitches as he's got.

Whatever politicians want to tell themselves to justify building high-speed rail, I'm all for.

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.

Stan Bowman gave up assets to acquire Tristan Jarry

A comeback win for the Jays tonight could go a long way for flipping the current vibes

I think this is a horrible decision by Dave Roberts to put Rojas in to pitch. The Blue Jays haven't been able to hit a beach ball this last week. You wanna let a bunch of these dudes rip doubles off a position player and get their vibes back? Alright.

The most imminent threat in my life is the backyard winter dog shit, frozen in ice like Han Solo, ready to melt and get stepped on to perform a direct strike on my carpets.

Maybe it's just the hair, but Brandon Valenzuela kinda looks like a young Buck Martinez?? #BlueJays

This band is a sham, they aren't even playing their own instruments #Kars4Kids

Happy for White Sox fans that they got Murakami

OH NO KIRK.....

Listen, CIBC. McDavid's favorite band is Nickleback. He's not gonna be a music producer.

As a Blue Jay, Kevin Gausman now has 10 outings with 0 ER and 10+ strikeouts—Roger Clemens has the second most with four. 💪 Most 0 ER/10 K games for Toronto: https://www.sports-reference.com/stathead/tiny/FWt2M

Theres so many talented artists on this platform. When I finally have money to spend I'm gonna buy all your art

Kevin Gausman is doing things we haven't seen in the last 126 years! 🤯 (h/t: x/MLB / x/SlangsOnSports)

"Too bad current luxury-tax rules make it difficult, if not impossible, for big-spending teams to lock up young stars" What in the world is this nonsense? Who wrote this? Lemme try some of your weed.

Love and miss Bo Bichette, but Ernie and Andrés are soooooo much fun up the middle man

After seeing the 1st week of ABS in the MLB, I think I would only let my catchers challenge. Pitchers and hitters are too emotional. Like I wouldn't even allow my catchers to challenge when they're up to bat. Only behind the plate.

Sabrina Carpenter Sabrina Plumber Sabrina Electrician Sabrina Drywaller Sabrina

Gene Principe is making McDavid level advertising money

Nobody should be surprised by this Italy game. They're a baseball nation now.

Fuuuuuuuck man this sucks so bad for a dude who worked his ass off to get back in the league

Hey Toronto fans, fuckin stop booing your players 4 games into the season. We know the Leafs have hurt you. Don't take it out on the Jays.

The Blue Jays are the first team since at least 1900 to have a pitcher strike out more than 10 batters in each of their first two games of a season

God I love this team. Ernie catches a huge break on the appeal and they start 2-0 with another walkoff

Alejandro Kirk, known top tier baserunner

Oh fuck ya what a double play #BlueJays

Most strikeouts with no walks on Opening Day, since 1900: 2025 MacKenzie Gore: 13 1980 J.R. Richard: 13 1967 Bob Gibson: 13 2026 Kevin Gausman: 11 2024 Corbin Burnes: 11 2017 Madison Bumgarner: 11 1998 Mike Mussina: 11 Gausman, Gore, Burnes: only P with 10+ K, 0 BB & 1/0 H on OD in span

1-0 Baaabbbbbyyyy Fuck ya Gimenez you beauty

THERES NO CRYING IN BASEBALL #BlueJays

NY Times to the AMA: "source?"

The world is better now that baseball is back

Dude is just taking on all the roles Jason Mamoa turns down

Pretty tilted whistle in this Raptors game

Markwayne Duck