Me and my friends would've killed Jimothy with hammers I can tell you that much

You ruined the garden centre for me

me and @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social except just the shit part

wife asked me last week to sell the baby stroller on marketplace but I was too lazy so I took it to the dump and acted like I donated it to charity

This is bullshit. If it was true I’d permanently sound like RFK Jr

men don’t care when you’re squirting uncontrollably from just the sight of us, don’t be ashamed ladies

BREAKING NEWS - The space whip has been revealed 🤯

Blue shirt in the back is realizing Ted Danson isnt actually running a Good Place

🙋🏻‍♂️ RED!!!!

“What”

you ever puberty mid-verse? #SevenFortyFiveIsLate

TFW you’re downtown in a space whip

POV: you’re @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social doing your usual walk of shame but this time he decided to come with

I done done it

Volume up 🔊

Me on a pogo stick

Volume up 🔊

My toxic trait is I believe I could go 1v1 with a bison, skull to skull, and split that bitch-made pussy open. Other than that I’m a pretty well adjusted green flag lad.

Me and the homie when it rains 🌧️

🎶 when you wish upon a star 🎶

Baking tip: place the glaze inside the bun for less of a mess. If too much glaze is used, don’t dirty a towel, simply run to the nearest toilet and empty the bun.

Gen Z bringing their Millennial coworkers with them on a night out

He’s got my vote 🫡

BREAKING NEWS - Mitch McConnell has fallen down the stairs at the CN Tower

ayyyy there he is

What if you kissed me between my lip clits?

i think if I tried hard enough I could jerk off to this

At 46 years old, Jesse is addicted to Internet pornography and participates in 24 hour gooning sessions. He is unable to hold a job or even leave his home. The orca purposely gets caught to be put into captivity near Jesse’s home in order to get his attention and turn his life around.

I’d probably sleep with a man for a little bit of money. And his daddy's gone Somewhere smokin' rock now In and out of lockdown

#SoftieSunday That's a thing right?

POV: you’re a Wal Mart greeter, me and @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social just heard about the sale on tweety bird pyjamas

Whoever solves this gets a PMG B-hole pic

Oh right on! 🤙🏻

finally @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social said i can post this

used car dealerships in Beverly Hills are having a nightmare week #aLotOfDöllarş

when @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social finally takes my advice and sells farts in mason jars

me after betting on Draw for every single group stage game at the #WorldCup

a masterclass on how to begin a best man speech 👍🏻

every single boat in Kelowna

☝🏻😌 New Rule: if you bomb a school full of little girls, do it while admitting our elections are legitimate, m’kay? 😏🫳🏻