🔥2011 #Canucks Hype Video🔥 Please hire me @Canucks

Post a banger that isn’t in English youtu.be/61jSSF3Vu54

you really gotta say something fucked up to get Harland Williams to be serious lol

Post a banger that isn’t in English youtu.be/61jSSF3Vu54

me showing up to your Super Bowl party

Big day tomorrow. Not just because the Seahawks are in the super bowl but @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social is coming over to watch the Turning Point USA HALF TIME SHOW! if I wanted to watch a man in a dress struggle to speak English, I’d just get Colleen to hold up a mirror towards me tomorrow.

cant even trust men who don’t wear shirts under their blazers anymore smh

Let’s go full Alex Jones over a water reservoir!

Heated Rivalry except it’s closeted heterosexual figure skaters

i HaD dAiRy - Colleen’s bitch ass tum tums

Well, it’s official. My tits stopped farting. They say this comes with age, but I didn’t think it would literally happen on my 50th birthday. Happy birthday day to me 😒

Yarrrrrrr me butthole stinks mateyyyyyys

Heated Rivalry except it’s Doug Ford and Mark Carney t.A.T.u. plays to really realllly low hanging sweaty balls slapping around

just coming over here to tell you guys that the virgins on X who last year were saying “no wars, no pedophiles” are cheering on a pedophile who’s starting a war. Other than that though it’s still a really cool place filled with ai, bots, sad Canucks fan, and ai not Canucks fans.

damn… the vaxx is causing babies with jack-o’-lantern lower bodies 😖

me spelling the last 3 letters of my surname

my inner thoughts while my wife thinks I’m listening to the grocery list

me today with coworkers when I have nothing left in the socializing tank

Home Alone: OMG Kevin you’re so annoying. You‘re a small child and need help packing? Fuck you. You don’t want to be peed on by your cousin? Eat shit you disease. Oh is your older brother tormenting you and you stuck up for yourself? Go sleep in the attic you cunt, and sleep hungry.

2025 life goal complete. Meeting up with an internet friend ✅

bluesky gets my trash

Oh hell yeah, these jerseys are absolutely sick sauce 🔥🔥🔥

remember, shooting priests isn’t an attack on Christianity but Starbucks cups that aren’t red are.

the #Canucks better sign prospect Blaze Razorwind. #NHL

Me when my wife said she wants to eat Mexican tonight (I’m on the right)

Me sleeping peacefully after making my wife wear the giant purple dildo on her head and do unspeakable things to me with it

How old I feel when wife doesn’t understand my Simpsons references but who cares because this penor ain’t gonna suck itself

TFW some hag catches you in the Richmond Centre parking lot

So they’re going to call them loonies too?

So they’re going to call them loonies too?

My entire existence on BlueSky

TFW you’re sending all the signals to your Christian neighbour to destroy your atheist shit pipe

me butt fucking some small dad missionary in an A&W parking lot in broad daylight

me parenting even though I’m not in BC but my kids are hopefully too dumb to realize

Me 8 seconds after sending @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social clues

If only I had an alt account for all this vag humour I come up with

When all of my normie duopolistic coworkers didn’t like my Charlie Kirk conspiracy theories and now I’m going home feeling like an idiot.

I…. Do they…. Alright.

when you’re doing everything you can to distract your toddler from nicking your sugar

tfw your neighbour kicks you out after ploughing you and hands you back the smelly pipe he just degraded you with.

Her: I’m in the backyard, come home and I’ll let you do anything you want to me. Me: no way José! Her: I’ll let you talk about Thomas Müller Me:

when the guy we met at the bar couldn’t handle the noises I make on the cuck chair

When you just used a ladder to watch Ned and Maude Flanders fuck, and you need to have a lay-down and let the dog drink your piss.

me watching Mr. Hands death video on repeat at full volume at 12:06am while my wife is trying to sleep

me after my wife reminds me I have to take our kid to some birthday party tomorrow and small talk with fucktards

When it’s #FCF

when I get home from work and immediately try to give myself head (it never works)