Chris Farley death photo

new kink unlocked

Thanks for having me on your pod today @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social I loved talking business with you! Farting into mason jars isn’t for everyone, but you’re a pioneer and a boss lady!

way less NASCAR news on this site

Shiffy 🇨🇳🌧️

Oh ok, so like, maybe fucking… do?

I’ve seen more penises on this app than X, and I’ve spent 99% of my time on X.

if young people today watch 30 Rock, is it even funny? Satire has become reality, I don’t even think they’d find it remotely funny.

This is all I want for Father’s Day

Me: okay I read your womanifesto and I still don’t understand your point Her: it’s nothing, I’m fine Me: what do you want?! Her: do I have to spell it out? Me: LITERALLY, YES, THAT’S THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT

McDonald’s deciding on their drink menu for the summer

*during sex is that toilet paper?

I look really fucking cool

I’ll let like 7 red flags go if the dick is good I think that’s reasonable

me trying to get off the skytrain because it’s full of broccoli heads and I’m fucking scared

when your sleep paralysis demon is a b-cup pseudo rapper with no father figure outside the food court entrance at Coquitlam Centre

I wanna see a reallllly grumpy 007

Canadians aren’t shopping down south anymore. I can’t prove it but I think Costco is working with the government and board of tourism.

According to radio commercials, every single business in the GVRD is at 200th street and the Langley Bypass.

Wow, I didn’t know this but Elon’s father put a baby in his own step daughters tits

same slogan for progressive cannibal husbands.

🎶If you like penis and matcha, and not having a brain 🎵 - some white lady in Richmond I just saw skipping down the road

And they say nothing good happens on a Tuesday! Was walking home from work today, took the shortcut behind the sperm donor clinic and bumped into my dear friend @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social 😊

K rare glimpse into our life. Not gonna post this on X but @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social and I had a lot of fun this weekend and I figured I’d post this.

Bro went into Zapateria la Ballerina for some genuine ostrich. Three payments. Came outside to find this

I couldn’t get it up and left in such anger that I forgot to put on my Eek The Cat crocs

I think the economy will eventually bounce back and be prosperous. Maybe in another 10 years. its actually cool millennials got to live in shit times from 20-50 years old. Those are dumb years anyway, nobody ever talks about that part of their life.

‼️ Caption Contest ‼️ Winner gets a used butt plug

No, but i would if they had broken their jaw.

I bet he got sucked the fuck off by your grandma that night

Cropping Tracy Morgan out of this pic was criminal

McDavid today at Oilers exit meetings #edmonton

If MTV was still relevant they’d convince her to date Tiger Woods and create the greatest reality television series of all time.

me and @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social having lunch IRL

Me watching Las Vegas and Utah fans having fun in the playoffs

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image

Someone’s been awfully quiet lately… #Vancouver #VWFC

Imagine eiffel towering this stinky ass ho with your best bro? Tossing him around the room like he’s a football. he keeps trying to quote wisdom but your pee pee in his mouth keeps interrupting him. anyway I’m on BlueSky now

here to deliver BlueSky replies 🤟🏻

Send Colleen pictures of your butthole. She’s too shy to ask but she wants to see them really bad.

has to do with the world record for largest insurance payout ever but I’ll leave it at that because you’re all so friggin two thousand and late.

#Canucks #NHL

“I’m sorry for doing the thing I’m denying”

the punch comes impossibly quick

Don’t laugh. This isn’t funny, I’m sharing this because it isn’t funny.