And that was Colleen’s weekly queef update, brought to you by Growers 2L. Growers 2L, because you’re drinking at a school at midnight with your friends.

Socialism for the rich Capitalism for the poor The Masters vs NHL food prices

Stop

Stop!

hang it in the Louvre

Okay now that Colleen went too far and told everyone about my micropenis, I’m going to pull shoot on this fool. HAHHAHAHAHA YOUVE ALL BEEN FOOLED. THE FIGHT WAS FAKE. THE PENIS DETAIL WAS REAL, BUT ALL 4 of you have been officially fooled.

I’d leave too if I had two escorts

Alright, time to post on here. I need something original, cool, maybe a little edgy. hey @grok make me a viral video of Popsicle Pete and Captain Planet butt fucking or some shit. make it all A.I. and download it onto Twitch.

me when my wife doesn’t let me lay on the couch in a blanket and watch Pingu all day because “we have kids” and “you only have a runny nose”

The ultimate Well, what was she wearing?

alright, I’ll play. Pick your 4 sponsors if you raced in NASCAR

I joined BlueSky to chew gum, multitask, and be racist. And I’m all out of gum.

so @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social was off her meds this morning

does $109 mean this seller is paying you $109 to take this?

look at us go, we’re totally 2 people as you can see.

Ron Jerebee

white liberals inner thoughts when they visit a provincial park on a summer weekend

Ah yes. Edgy Jimmy Kimmel.

Oh weird it’s almost like the United States are completely occupied by a foreign government and everyone’s too chicken shit to just say iiiiiiiiiit

I used to just tweet shit like “you can’t spell scum without cum” and I’d get like 10 followers a day. Now that my style is being super mature and respectful I get nothing.

might fuck around and show this video to people in 2015

I bet you the creator of Dilbert right now is like “I’m alive”

trying out this viral trend

Today’s the day

The year: 2031 @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social is in her senior living care centre and making the staff uncomfortable

BlueSky was holding back on being cringe and corny!?

in case you were wondering what was happening on X today…

me and @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social trying so hard to act causal and normal, knowing full well we just dumped an entire body in a drum full of hydrofluoric acid.

Fellas, what song do you like to eat pussy to? I’ll go first:

visited @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social house last night and….

“Piss the shit off my stupid fucking tits” - you know who

me whenever somebody brings up the topic of Jeffrey Epstein

Me and @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social when we did our very first food review youtu.be/eUC10oQKbsk

Sent 😎

me after my wife fails

🔥2011 #Canucks Hype Video🔥 Please hire me @Canucks

Post a banger that isn’t in English youtu.be/61jSSF3Vu54

you really gotta say something fucked up to get Harland Williams to be serious lol

Post a banger that isn’t in English youtu.be/61jSSF3Vu54

me showing up to your Super Bowl party

Big day tomorrow. Not just because the Seahawks are in the super bowl but @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social is coming over to watch the Turning Point USA HALF TIME SHOW! if I wanted to watch a man in a dress struggle to speak English, I’d just get Colleen to hold up a mirror towards me tomorrow.

cant even trust men who don’t wear shirts under their blazers anymore smh

Let’s go full Alex Jones over a water reservoir!

Heated Rivalry except it’s closeted heterosexual figure skaters