My secret life as a cat.

On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”

The thing that I hate most in the world is some mother fucker in a Winter Park McMansion who thinks that scamming people is cool and smart but paying taxes is for suckers. These dicks think they’re winning but their souls smell like ass and they’ve built nothing but wealth.

Sister Rosetta Tharpe. ⚜️💙⚜️💙⚜️💙⚜️💙⚜️ She was there before Little Richard, Johnny Cash & Elvis Presley swiveled their hips and strummed their guitars.

Garden art

This is how geologists collect lava samples from an active volcano. Video credit: USGS

Truth

Iraq 2.0 brought to you by the 'No More Wars' dictator #fucktrump

Death is claimed to be a selfish "easy out" for people who are suicidal, but a "just punishment" for felons. So which is it? Is it an easy out or a just punishment?

Absolutely 💯

They are disappearing people off the streets They are disappearing people off the streets They are disappearing people off the streets They are disappearing people off the streets They are disappearing people off the streets

I have this happen a lot and a lot of the time I don’t even know when things go live. Absolutely boggles my tits because if I’m told and credited I can then send MY followers to go check it out and get more sales for you! We both win!

We are still in the pandemic, right now. The phrase you are looking for to describe 2020 is "early in the ongoing pandemic". The phrase you are looking for to describe 2021 is "earlier in the ongoing pandemic".

“I wrote this essay to spread awareness, to spark compassion, and to remind people that silence is complicity. That when we see injustice, we have a choice — to look away or to stand up.” Please read this article by Jasmine Mooney, the Canadian citizen who was detained in the US for 12 days.

there's no fricking way

I just checked in at the Atlanta airport and the kiosk wanted me to show a "passport or permanent residence card." The airline rep who was helping me said "I don't know why it's doing this it's been doing it all morning."

Willow tonight: 🤼

Everyday I check the news Everyday I see we are cooked Everyday I consider walking into a forest alone like an ill elderly cat

It's official: The lunatics are now running the asylum.

We simply cannot allow our increasing comfort with the word “butt” obviate our need for adorable, polite regional synonyms! We have to fight for “heinie”! Protect “tush” at all costs!! Don’t let “derrière” slip away into the cold, dark night…

This is good

I NEED GOOD, THOUGHTFUL LEADERS TO GET WAY BETTER AT USING THE INTERNET LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO

I, too, have failed to launch my moon rocket eight times. Can't get the Mentos to Diet Coke ratio right, evidently.

ME ASF

Get out there and be somebody’s extra chicken nugget today

Watching The Outer Limits. Check this guy out.

I find it so sad that orange is my favorite color but my least favorite fruit. I downright avoid it most of the time.

Yes, my economic plan will cause short term pain. But after that you won't feel the pain anymore because you'll be dead

Mr. Foot

I find it really sad that men's clothes give me more options than plus sized women's clothing.

Amen to that.

I just imagine a bunch of darts stuck around the bullseye but not hitting it.

happy presidents day

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

I swear to God, if I die and respawn I'm gonna be really pissed

Happy valentimes! #oldknees

Yes, we have millions of followers and social media is great for validation, but not so much for paying bills. Turns out, likes and shares don’t magically turn into rent money.

I watched this video this morning and it really has been instructive for understanding, well, a lot of behavior. youtu.be/bNOol5OTasw

Instead of endlessly scrolling streaming services, they should make a fake Blockbuster store for millennials where you can bring your family and browse all the VHS boxes on the little shelves for 45 minutes and then check one out and bring it home and scan it and then your tv plays it

Hearing whispers from the pond at night Oil on 5x7 arched wooden panel