Uhhhhhh

Former FBI agent Dan Brunner: From what we saw, the suspect wasn’t even close to breaching security. He still would have had to go down two flights of stairs and get through additional secured doors. He didn’t even reach the magnetometers before being stopped.

I think Franklin Graham is a nepo-baby charlatan who weaponizes the Bible to advance his political agenda.

Why do none of these people seem to understand that the White House doesn’t host every event

The spread of viruses, like misinformation.

Can we tone down the rhetoric? @slyngstad.bsky.social

If nothing else they might get their pocket picked.

When my former party today says the left “needs to tone down the rhetoric,” just pull this one out. It’s one of so very, very many.👇

Its so funny how they just move on from a supposed assassination attempt to... the Washington Commanders name. Not even a full 24 hrs later.

President Donald Trump's administration has been criticized for a mistake made over King Charles III's visit to the United States.

Dude forgot to take the sticker off his pants

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BRENNAN: The shooter had multiple weapons. You said he traveled from CA across the country by train. How did he do that? BLANCHE: This isn't about making laws more restrictive BRENNAN: I'm asking about crossing state lines w/firearms BLANCHE: I don't think that's something we should be focused on

There's a fundamental rejection of free expression baked into this. The idea that anyone critical of a president bears responsibility for political violence reduces the First Amendment to a conditional privilege. /1

Imagine that. 🙄🙄🙄

unrelenting

Funny how that works. 🤔🫤🤨🙂‍↔️

MAGA activists and influencers seizing on the incident to lobby for a ballroom and multiple other completely unrelated pieces of legislation.

So, you’re telling me that during his first term, Trump skipped ALL of the correspondents dinners (and was the first sitting president to do so in 36 years…) and now in 2026 he goes and this happens?! Yeah, I don’t think many people are buying it.

A Farce in Four Acts: 1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year. 2. Except this one. 3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby. 4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!” It hardly gets any dumber than this.

The bots have been released 🤣🤣🤣

I'm rewatching the Chernobyl series on HBO, and the opening voiceover from Legasov resonates: "What is the cost of lies? It's not that we'll mistake them for the truth. The real danger is that if we hear enough lies, then we no longer recognize the truth at all."

Seems they got their marching orders 🫡 👇🏽

Truth.

How do you spell assassin? "B A L L R O O M"

This 💯

Huh, what a coincidence. 🙄🙄🙄

Drivers are paying about $38 more per month at the gas pump. This is an unavoidable, everyday reminder to Americans that the damaging consequences of Trump's reckless war in Iran aren't going anywhere. https://ampr.gs/4vKT395

Security footage from tonight’s White House Correspondents Dinner.

At least 600%

If we ever go to a formal dinner and shots are fired, I don't care if we have on make-up and gowns, get in the car, bitch. We're going to Popeye's

The photographer must have waited AGES until the clouds were all identically sized and positioned! (Or, alternatively, Trump had the original image photoshopped because he's a lying fraud.)

Normal people have absolutely had enough and they are starting to cook lmao

[Enter Rumor, painted full of tongues.]

Karoline Leavitt being interviewed by FoxNews: “There will be shots fired” tonight.

It’s very sad that this #scientist saw her entire life’s work and legacy torn to shreds within a year before her death.

He honestly thinks we're stupid.

Holy shit. Literally.

There are people posing for photos at the White House correspondents dinner. Take down their names. www.usatoday.com/picture-gall...

FYI: Congress can grant a person limited immunity for testimony. A presidential pardon is not needed. The immunity is not absolute, though. It doesn't cover perjury. If Trump pardons Ghislaine Maxwell, it's because he's trying to keep her quiet. There's no other reason to pardon her.

BUT HER ... oh never mind

I cancelled the meeting that never existed because we didn’t feel like coming up with another lie as to why the meeting that never existed failed to achieve the peace we never wanted. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Pardon, master; I will be correspondent to command And do my spiriting gently.

What a great visual for this. Stupidity reflected in a child's grave.

How useless can the media be? Stay tuned, it just keeps getting worse.

Good morning to readers; Kyiv remains in Ukrainian hands. Yana comes to the Kyiv Reservoir to relax, but there is always a risk. 40 years after Chornobyl, a scientist warns that one Russian strike on the dam could send radioactive sediment down the Dnipro to the Black Sea.

Veteran reporter Scott MacFarlane on why he’s NOT GOING to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner: