Lucy Jordache
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I am Marillion’s Manager. I swear a lot. I like dogs. I don’t like many people. I love sunshine.
Agreed. And Farage is a cunt. Happy Monday!
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British war dead don’t agree with you Mr Cunt. Happy Thursday
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4 days ago
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True. But I now hope we wouldn’t help. Because trump is a cunt. Happy Wednesday.
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5 days ago
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Happy Monday.
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Absolutely. I hate that I’m right.
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7 days ago
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Trump is an even bigger cunt than usual. Happy Monday everyone.
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Marina Purkiss
8 days ago
This makes no sense… An MP can wake up one morning, ditch the party you elected them for, & sign up to a completely different manifesto… No thanks If they defect to a different party, we should get a vote Sign the petition & help make that law.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
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Petition: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party
When an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their...
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/737660
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Trump is a cunt. Happy Saturday!
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9 days ago
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Trump is a cunt. Happy Friday everyone. X
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11 days ago
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Farage is a cunt. Happy Monday everyone!
14 days ago
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Donald trump is a cunt. Happy Monday everyone.
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15 days ago
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Trump is deranged. And also a cunt. Happy Saturday
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17 days ago
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Trump is a lying cunt. Happy Friday everyone.
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17 days ago
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Happy new year! Trump is still a cunt.
24 days ago
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Farrukh
about 1 month ago
£18 - hourly rate for a resident doctor after the 29% rise £24 - hourly rate for a physicians assistant If you're ok with assistants earning more than actual doctors, congratulations, you've fallen for Streeting and Starmer's attack on the people who will keep you safe when you fall ill, doctors
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Seth Abramson
about 2 months ago
How long before he bans women reporters from the Oval Office is my question
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Guess I’ll be banned then. Shame as I have some great friends there. But trump is a cunt.
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about 2 months ago
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This needs a caption:)
about 2 months ago
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DCharlie
about 2 months ago
The land of the free And the home of the brave Now need 5 years of social media posts to see if you said anything negative about the giant man child president? Not a serious nation Not a serious president
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Btw. It’s FOOTBALL not fucking soccer…
about 2 months ago
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Low Quality Facts
about 2 months ago
Trump receiving the FIFA Peace Prize, proudly smiling as they explain that the trophy is made from the severed hands of migrant laborers who died constructing the World Cup stadium in Qatar, encased in gold.
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Get in:). I thought it would be more:)
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about 2 months ago
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@profanity.accountant
how much do I swear on BlueSky please?
about 2 months ago
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Veteran Fighting Fascist
about 2 months ago
Trump has Biden Derangement Syndrome.
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Fill in the survey. I have. And told them I do not comply to having mileage checked and will not buy an EV whilst this exists.
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2 months ago
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Dear Labour. Fix the NHS and the six million waiting for operations, some of whom will be unable to work because of this, will be able to go back to work. Therefore paying more tax and having more money to spend. Nothing is more important right now. Nothing.
#fixtheNHS
2 months ago
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Farrukh
2 months ago
John Major, "One aspect of reducing immigration would be to make it more palatable for migrants to remain in their own countries" "That is why the policy of cutting aid and investment to poor countries is a very poor sighted policy"
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Ed Davey
2 months ago
Donald Trump expects Ukrainians to be ‘grateful’ as he prepares a carve-up of the country with Putin. We can’t let that happen - Starmer must work with our European allies to stop this stitch-up in its tracks.
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Adam Bienkov
2 months ago
The same people who convinced the British public to back a catastrophic Boris Johnson premiership are now pulling the same trick again with Nigel Farage
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/the-confid...
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The Confidence Trick That Put Boris Johnson Into Power Is Now Being Used on Nigel Farage
The same people who convinced the British public to back a catastrophic Boris Johnson premiership are now pulling the same trick again with Nigel Farage
https://www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/the-confidence-trick-that-put-boris
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Trump is a fucking moron. Happy Friday everyone.
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2 months ago
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Jon
2 months ago
If Karoline Leavitt thinks it’s ok for the President to call a reporter “piggy”, I guess it’s ok for me to call the White House Press Secretary a HUGE FUCKING CUNT.
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Told you.
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2 months ago
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Weather update tonight on itv. Knob or thumb?:)
2 months ago
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Instagram doesn’t like me calling trump a cunt then. They have no problem with him calling a female journalist a ‘piggy’ though….
2 months ago
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Seth Abramson
2 months ago
The most well-documented illegal quid pro quo in the entire political career of Donald Trump is him covering up the brutal murder of a Washington Post journalist for Mohammed bin Salman and immediately sending the Trump Organization into Saudi Arabia to get deals with MBS worth hundreds of millions
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Trump is a cunt. Again and again.
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2 months ago
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Trump is a cunt. Again.
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Alistair Coleman
2 months ago
Happy Fenton Day to all who celebrate. Jesus Christ, fourteen years.
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JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU
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Russ Jones
3 months ago
I agree that the BBC should apologise to Trump for being misleading. Right after Trump apologises for the 30,573 false or misleading claims he made during his first presidency, or for each of his current daily average of 21 new lies per.
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Dementia.
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3 months ago
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Truth
3 months ago
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I’ve started putting Xmas decorations up. It cheered me up:)
3 months ago
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#boycotttesla
Elon musk is a cunt. Plus no one deserves to have that much money. He is a bond style megalomaniac villain. Do not give him power.
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Elon Musk's $1tn pay deal approved by Tesla shareholders - BBC News
The richest man in the world will get hundreds of millions of new shares if he hits his targets.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwyk6kvyxvzo.amp
3 months ago
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Yup. I won’t be be watching.
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3 months ago
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I don’t wear a poppy for Remembrance Day. I put money in the collection jar, but never wear a poppy. Which to me has been spoilt, as the English flag, by the ‘Poppy Police’.
3 months ago
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Hillary Rodham Clinton
3 months ago
This is the president of the United States taking a break from gold-and-marble interior renovations to say he’ll defy a court order to feed hungry Americans. Nero would be proud.
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This Hat Celebrates Alex Pretti
3 months ago
Traditional American politics is premised on the notion that sometimes you lose and sometimes you win and you have to deal with that. But Trumpism is premised on the notion that any result where you don’t win is illegitimate, unlawful, fraud, criminal. You can’t negotiate with people like that.
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Yeah that’s how I feel Charlie!
3 months ago
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Andrew Mueller
3 months ago
On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
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Snort laugh.
3 months ago
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