Ohhhh @beyondfest.bsky.social!, I can’t wait to see you again.

Damn! I was today years old when I found out the Cinematographer for Return of the Living Dead Part II also was the cinematographer for the masterpiece that is THERE WILL BE BLOOD 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

#GGACP #MonkeySaturday #MonkeyAroundDay @franksantopadre.bsky.social @rheinesq.bsky.social @yanni-fotiadis.bsky.social @benderoni.bsky.social @barrettleddy.bsky.social @joshchambers.bsky.social @alternedtive.bsky.social ♥️

Another week, another garbage AI trend. As always, anyone I follow posting AI art is immediately unfollowed and that includes turning yourself into an action figure. Support human artists!

Spicy creators! I’m interested in shooting some trade #collabs! Prioritizing femme, LGBTQIA+, and plus-sized performers. DM me if you’d like to work together 💟 📸 @johnnydpresents.bsky.social #spicycreator #spicycontent #nsfwsky #fanslycreator #fansly

The live action of Lilo & Stitch is 2hrs & 39mins??? Really???

Who else is celebrating the 30th anniversary of Walt Disney Pictures MAN OF THE HOUSE today? Just me? Ok.

Seriously, the ongoing sandworm gag is PERFECTION. #Oscars

Can we just keep Conan as the Oscars host going forward, for as long as he is willing to do it?

If I was in the Academy Awards orchestra after Adrien Brody pulled that self-indulgent bullshit nothing of an acceptance speech, I woulda been waiting backstage for his long winded ass with a sock full of quarters.

Next year have Conan host again and have a camera that cuts to Colman Domingo specifically during all the actors speeches. Or during most of the show. That works, too.

Anora Winners: Support sex workers! Support indie films! Support indie theaters! Adrian Brody: Don’t do a Rastafarian character on SNL.

God it’s so good to see someone actually funny host this show.

It turns out the Oscars just needed Conan all along.

Conan O Brien is the biggest reason why I’m watching the Oscars. So happy to see him get this opportunity.

Getting to see MacGruber at Cinefile in Santa Monica with Will Forte there was incredible. I always said that SNL cast he was part of is my absolute favorite. Finally, getting to meet Forte brought me a lot of joy.

I’m so bummed Jason Reitman’s #SaturdayNight got snubbed at the Oscars. That film deserved a ton of nominations especially the amazing set design, costumes, performances, etc. If Aaron Sorkin wrote the movie everyone would be jizzing all over it and throwing awards at it 🙄

2025 has been a crazy year already, I won’t be surprised if Randy Quaid puts out a sex tape.

Longlegs is finally on Disney plus. Bring the family!

Wait,…Conclave was a PG???

Currently feeling

Don’t believe this Gulf of America bullshit. Apple Maps is still the good ol’ Gulf of Mexico.

I could give two shits about the Super Bowl but there’s fast food chain giving out free food tomorrow because of it. So there’s that to look forward to. WOOO GO SPORTS!

Guys…holy shit @alexwinter.com

Seeing news that @alexwinter.com FREAKED is getting the 4K treatment today is fucking great news. A movie I’ve finally watched last year at the @newbeverly.bsky.social and became a big fan ever since.

Hypnotizing you with my favorite Shoegaze songs. From Cocteau Twins to Slowdive, come with me to the haziest, most poetic dimension of them all and drench yourself in reverb, distortion, and voices that sound like fucking fairies. LIVE 6pm PT 🎸✨ www.mixcloud.com/live/djBruja...

Love this music, love this short!

Wanna feel old? These guys won’t have sex with you if you were born before 2007

I’m so glad it was a wet weekend in LA, we needed it 💧 about the author photo by @johnnydpresents.bsky.social

You know what music biopic needs to be made??? Two words: Bloodhound Gang

Do you think you could handle me? graven image by @johnnydpresents.bsky.social #thick #thicc #thickgirl #lingerie #altgirl #alterotic

Happy birthday, David Lynch ♥️🌹 There will never be another like you.

I wish I had a beautiful singing voice If anyone has one they'd like to trade, I will, in exchange, use my magic to turn your bottom fish-half into human legs

While all the hipsters are walking out of the 7pm screening of The Brutalist at The Vista, I’m here to see CRACK HOUSE at midnight

You are NOT prepared for how BANANAS Oz Perkins’ THE MONKEY is. Leaning into the zanier parts of LONGLEGS, Oz feels at home with horror comedy: it’s like a blood-and-gore soaked Tarantino meets The Coen Brothers opus. Get excited — You are gonna want to spank The Monkey.

New year, same problems.

Gooood morning, Los Angeles! Checking in on neighbors ‘round the hills & valley. You ok? You’re gonna be. Remember- keep a mask with you if you go outside, cause that smoke is no joke! Even if you can’t see it! We got gasses, ashes, carcinogens, & if you live near me, weird cooking. So stay frosty!

***ANNOUNCEMENT*** Coming on February 11th on MOD #4K from #WarnerBros: #TheNiceGuys (2016)! Set in 1970s Los Angeles, down-on-his-luck private eye Holland March (Ryan Gosling) and hired leg-breaker Jackson Healy (Russell Crowe) must work together to solve the case of a missing girl and

I like to leave an impression 🍑 art by @johnnydpresents.bsky.social

One of the great anomalies of Hollywood history is the fact that in between making TERMINATOR 2 and LAST ACTION HERO, Arnold Schwarzenegger completed his sole directorial feature: A made for TV remake of CHRISTMAS IN CONNECTICUT.

Xmas Eve 10pm- whenever it ends, should you need something spooky and strange to watch as you wrap your gifts attributed to another man

Crazy concept here and very niche but what if Vern from Ernest married the woman from the Continental skits on SNL

Once again, it's Friday the 13th, so me & @rebekahmckendry.bsky.social got together with @fangoria.bsky.social to make a deep-dive video essay tackling a long-standing FRIDAY THE 13TH fan debate: When Did Jason Become Undead? #fridaythe13th #jasonvoorhees #fangoria youtu.be/oIzzZnAcJcY?...

Absolutey every word of this is gold.

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Never forget what an absolute heart-throb Terry Jones was as a young man-