PSYCHO KILLER feels like a Dimension Films hatchet job of a film that fell out of a portal from 1999. I mean that both in a bad way and a good one. It is a bad movie, but I was entertained.

I'll be shocked if this isn't a hit. Gen-A is going to flip shit for it.

No streaming service is worse than AppleTV+. I don't care how terrible the interfaces are for some of the others. At least they don't make me re-authenticate my account twice a week every goddamn week & often insist that my subscription isn't current, even when my Apple account clearly states it is.

If you have a problem with KPOP DEMON HUNTERS being in The Criterion Collection, you might need to take a nice long look into why you are so miserable. If that's all it takes to "devalue" the brand for you, you're the one with the problem, not Criterion.

Criterion releasing K Pop Demon Hunters is a net benefit for everyone - those who like the movie will get a really good home release of it, those who don’t care about the movie will benefit from Criterion having a certified money maker that they can use to help fund more obscure/niche releases

Yes to all of this, please and thank you.

The shot where Neo gets up from Smith knocking him across the subway platform, strikes a pose and all the dust just flies off him before calmly taking his stance. Yeah, that's what it's all about.

Just caught CRIME 101 earlier. A nice solid "Dad Movie" programmer of the Mannsploitation variety. The Schlocketeer heartily approves.

"HOT" TIP... If you get fast food & order your fries with no salt specifically to ensure hotter fries, keep this in mind: fries are generally bagged last. Which means that while staff is waiting for your specially-ordered "fresh fries" to come up, the rest of your food is waiting under a heat lamp.

Roland Deschain and John Wick.

I need this movie. Right now.

Bill & Ted and Ernest P. Worrell.

No one wants or needs this plot from a new TCM project. You know how I know? Because this exact plot has been tried twice already and it failed both times. For the love of the 'saw, please ditch this (already overdone) bad idea and actually try something new with this instead.

Yep, saw this coming. The grift is always the same: when the cancelled can't get quickly forgiven and welcomed back into the regular industry, they immediately barrel headfirst into hard-right territory. Next he'll be whining in every interview like Zachary Levi.

This played Nightmares Film Festival last year. Fun flick!

RIP Tom Noonan. An incredible actor, known for his work in MANHUNTER, THE MONSTER SQUAD, ROBOCOP 2, LAST ACTION HERO, WHAT HAPPENED WAS, HEAT, SYNECDOCHE, NEW YORK, THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL, ANOMALISA, HELL ON WHEELS, DAMAGES, LATE PHASES, and so many more...

This looks like a gnarly modern update of Bram Stoker's THE JEWEL OF THE SEVEN STARS. I'm in.

Financially, this would be tempting, as it would mean I could easily wipe out debts and better provide for my loved ones with a swiftness. It'd be nice to not have to worry about those things so much. But creatively? No. That would not be fulfilling in the slightest.

This guy wants the prestige that comes (???) from having made a movie, actually making the movie is barely relevant.

Yeah it’s a massive version of a universally loved classic from a director who doesn’t make bombs and is very good at this exact kind of film. If that’s not an easy decision what is

It's like someone inexplicably said "Hey, let's remake MR. MOM, but with terrible acting, writing, cinematography, direction, etc.!"

Monday

HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT! HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT! HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.

The "slow drip" method of disclosure continues. In any other year, this would dominate the headlines for days. Instead, I suspect the news cycle churn will relegate it to forgotten and replace it with some insipid celebrity news by tomorrow: nypost.com/2026/02/14/u...

It's a bummer for sure, but one I don't really blame Netflix for. This is a big Hollywood studio problem. At some point in the 2010s, they decided that they only wanted to make blockbusters and abandoned midbudget cinema. Which in turn wrecked the star system, as midbudget is where that thrived...

An excellent thread about "Bond going rogue", why it's not an invention of the Craig era, and how it has essentially been a core element of the character since his inception.

Genuinely surprised by how '70s glam rock they have gone with this. I get not wanting to go metal - the nu-metal soundtrack is the only thing anyone liked about the QUEEN OF THE DAMNED movie - but I guess I expected a more modern sound than this? It's not bad, just surprising.

Bummed that I am missing out on the FRIDAY THE 13TH and FRIDAY THE 13TH PART II double-feature at my local Regal tonight. Thankfully I still have the double-feature of PART III (in 3D!) and PART IV to look forward to next month, however.

Jason Saves Christmas would be fun. Jason battling milk-allergic trolls in Jason Scared Stupid would be a blast. Jason squaring off against his doppelganger in Jason Goes to Prison would be wild. Jason Goes to Camp, however? Well, we all know how that would pan out.

My daughter was dumped by her boyfriend today. Not only is Valentine's Day this Saturday, but her birthday is the day after that. She is currently in her room blasting metal, playing a game on her phone, and eating the candy she was going to give him tomorrow. (I think I may have cloned myself.)

You are definitely not the only fan of Verbinski's THE MEXICAN.

10 Val Kilmer Faves... - The Ghost and the Darkness - Heat - Kill Me Again - Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang - MacGruber - Real Genius - Spartan - Tombstone - Top Secret! - Willow

Chris Isaak - "Wicked Game"

Article: "Steak & Shake restaurants to remove microwaves from kitchens in all locations!" Commenter: "At least my beloved Olive Garden and Red Lobster would never microwave food!" Me, who once worked at a Red Lobster for almost a decade...

This shot alone should've enshrined Tobe Hooper as one of mainstream American cinema's most dynamic visual directors.

Such a wonderful underseen gem.

Hot Ones couldn't handle the Wings Hauser heat.

Nah, this honestly looks terrible. Nothing about it is appealing. Not the look of it, not the feel of it...not even the choreography. I've seen bad bland streaming blockbusters that look better. SFX work isn't everything.

Correction: WB *hopes* it will be the streaming event of the decade. (It won't be.)

I love Flanagan's work and will always be happy to see him tackling King, but no one needs a third adaptation of THE MIST.

Ads in general suck but I miss when ads were primarily fast food garbage, now every goddamn ad is ether a gambling app, for an AI product or some scam supplement.

Discord had better wise up fast and kill this change, lest they turn to dust like AIM and countless other services before them. People will absolutely ditch it in droves if this goes through.

A still image from the lost film The King Kong That Appeared in Edo (1938).

1. Evil Dead 2 2. Darkman 3. Army of Darkness 4. The Evil Dead 5. Drag Me To Hell

Cover letters are dumb and serve no actual purpose.

Just inject this straight into my system, please and thank you.

My first Super Bowl in probably 20 years. Verdict? - A terrible, boring game. - Give the trophy to Seattle's kicker. - The commercials were almost universally terrible and way too many were AI slop or promoting AI/crypto or both. - Awesome CLIFF BOOTH teaser. - Great musical performances.

Basically Ring advertised the technology Batman used to find the Joker that Lucius Fox refused to be a part of except for that one time.

sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed