Genuinely hope it happens. Life would be so much nicer and more fun without them around.

It'd be really nice if BlueSky would quit crashing tonight.

Rewatching The Gate because it’s like The Goonies took a detour through a Lovecraft short story.

The Brides of Dracula Dark Harvest (2023) Dark Night of the Scarecrow Fright Night Part II Halloween Is Grinch Night Hellions (2015) Mad Monster Party The Monster Squad Night of the Demons (1988) Night of the Scarecrow Pumpkinhead Salem's Lot (1979) Silver Bullet Something Wicked This Way Comes

Me waiting for the Rapture to take all of the hatemongers away...

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Gonna be hilarious when Tylenol now sues both Trump and the government.

Aliens vs. Predator 2 Altered Beasts Devil May Cry Golden Axe GoldenEye 64 Halo 2 Little Big Planet Mario Kart 64 Mortal Kombat 2 Perfect Dark Red Dead Redemption Super Mario Bros. 3 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 Time Crisis II Timesplitters 2 WCW vs. NWO: Revenge Winback Zombies Ate My Neighbors

The internet should just be message boards and torrent sites again.

If you ever wanted to get into Hong Kong action cinema but didn’t know where to begin (or more realisticly didn’t have any way to see a lot of what were pretty rare films), Criterion Channel has got you covered in October. It’s like a HK essentials starter pack. A ridiculously stacked selection.

I love that the reason for this was that because that a whole lot of people never saw possums or armadillos where they lived, so they looked like freaky little monsters to a lot of folks. There was no internet, so if they weren't local or you didn't study about animals you wouldn't recognize them.

Seconded. They're showing 31 different horror films for October and amidst the usual suspects, there are some surprising choices. It's a killer lineup and I wish I could see them all.

If I have to see that damn Fright Rags ad on YouTube one more damn time...

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

BUT IN MY DREAMS...IT'S ALWAYS THERE! THE EVIL FACE THAT TWISTS MY MIND AND BRINGS ME TO DESPAAAAAIIIRRR....

Just saw a "greatest vampire movies of all time" list that included VAN HELSING and QUEEN OF THE DAMNED. I may need stake the poster. (If it were a "favorites" list, that'd be one thing. But greatest? GTFO.)

if you couldn't be arsed to record your own voice over for your video and left it to an AI why the hell should I listen to it.

- LIVE AND LET DIE (1973) - SUGAR HILL (1974) - THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG (2009)

Sometimes you never realize the pop cultural PTSD of events from youth, but watching that Stephen King video of him talking to the camera while walking down a Maine country road to promote THE LONG WALK, every cell in my body was screaming "STEPHEN! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE ROAD!"

Same.

The answer is simple: Hollywood needs to take an actual long, hard look at what interests Gen-Z and Gen-A. Continuing to just primarily cater to the interests of Boomers, Gen-X, and Millennials is no longer a viable path forward.

A stunningly gorgeous slice of Eurohorror cinema. And an underseen one at that. Seek it out!

Why is it that Halloween Oreos just somehow taste better than regular Oreos?

Stop reposting and/or quote shaming stupid statements by Nazi apologists. You're only giving them more attention and you're killing your own mood when you allow them to constantly ragebait you. Just block and ignore them all. Full stop. I don't care how famous they are.

You all have got to stop quote-dunking these "civility" tools and get back to blocking and depriving them of attention. Remember the code!

Now THIS is art.

If I had a dollar for every time I have heard a teenager exclaim "6-7!" in the last month and a half, I could afford to quit my dayjob and write full-time.

I really hope this is actually set after the events of Chapter 2 and not yet another prequel movie like the 3rd & 4th films were. The director choice is exciting though! (Also, let's stop pushing Thread: An Insidious Tale, BD. It's been years. I'd say that spinoff is dead at this point.)

I'll wait until we get an officially-confirmed creative team before I get excited about A24 nabbing the TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE rights.

Why didn't anyone tell me that someone has made a documentary about the under-loved and underappreciated EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC?!?

BLOW OUT will always be #1 for me. That said? The following are all equally fantastic: - BODY DOUBLE - CARLITO'S WAY - CARRIE - CASUALTIES OF WAR - DRESSED TO KILL - OBSESSION - MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE - RAISING CAIN - SISTERS - THE UNTOUCHABLES Seek them all out!

VENGEANCE is an all-timer. Such a masterful, gorgeous piece of work by the great Johnnie To. Watch it! Watch it now!

The Monkey, The Life of Chuck, The Institute, The Long Walk, and (coming soon) Welcome to Derry and The Running Man. good year for King adaptations.

"Oliver and his writers have built a worldview around the core belief that our government should make sure peoples’ basic needs are met, their rights protected, and their innate value as human beings reaffirmed." I wrote a short piece about an inspiring show. www.vulture.com/article/john...

Sometimes it's just really fucking nice to stay up late and write, while listening to great music. Tonight is one of those times.

"Holy jumped-up bald-headed Jesus Palomino!"

Too many to list, so I'll go with the first three that really hit me hard... MORTAL KOMBAT (1995) (and its 1996 companion album, Mortal Kombat: More Kombat) MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNIHILATION (1997) THE MATRIX (1999) I practically played them all on loop.

Ever? I'm not entirely sure. There are a number of candidates due to us having a healthy VHS collection at home. But theatrically? Albert Pyun's CYBORG. I was 5. 🤣

We here at A4E can't recommend Trost's latest enough as a unique love letter to video games, Stephen Sommers' DEEP RISING (a dash of Carpenter too), and much more. If that sounds like your bag, check out the link to his film below. www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...

The face I make every time my teenagers explain a new bit of Gen-A lingo to me.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Facts.

PRACTICAL MAGIC strikes such a bizarre tone. It's a romcom! But also a dark horror movie! Here's hunky charming southern-accented Aidan Quinn! But also Goran Visjnic as a Clive Barker villain! And don't forget the inexplicable pop country soundtrack that exists despite its New England setting!

This is great news Sesame Street is the last remnant of the idea that television could educate and uplift kids and instruct them on how to be decent citizens and make them feel understood rather than persecuted It needs to be where everyone can see it

Stop believing Jeff Sneider's nonsense, folks. (Yes, Flanagan is still attached to the next EXORCIST film.)

An unsung favorite of mine will always be Ozzy Osbourne as a televangelist in TRICK OR TREAT (1986)...

This is disgusting and shameful.