Spent quite a long time writing the filth portion of this to see if I could trigger someone to cum using only my words and a sound-activated toy. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/lovense... Get yours via @lovense-official.bsky.social and have a go! #AudioPorn #SexToys #SexTech

They’re doing an alright job keeping the roads plowed today at least

Indeed, but they don’t let us close the store because of snow so 🤷🏻‍♀️

Yeah this snow storm is pretty bad, visibility on my drive to work was like 15-20 metres. Stay home today if you can 💜❄️

I don’t think I want to touch alcohol again for at least a few months 😓

For the record, I’m a solid 3/10

"He can stay, he can go. He can be impeached or voted out. But removing Trump will not remove the infrastructure of an entire party that embraced him; the dark money that funded him, online radicalization that drummed his army; nor the racism he amplified and reanimated." -Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

streamin for the first time in a few weeks. picarto.tv/LAYERindustr...

Making a turkey today for @jade49.bsky.social’s late Holiday Friendmas Spectacular, brought to you by @lanalaptop.bsky.social wish me luck 😉

haha, taking a sip of my ice capp walking back into the house and it actually tastes “warm” compared to the air outside, crazy (Also don’t care if it is -20°C, I still want my iced cappuccinos)

For those who want to support the Minnesota general strike

Hey Rady Children’s Hospital - you are a bunch of cowards. The science on gender affirming care is PROVEN as stated by the American Medical Association, the American Academy of Pediatrics, the American Pschology Association, and multiple other medical sources and journals.

@elodieexdeath.northsky.social Keep getting this when trying to reply to some people’s posts and they clearly aren’t deleted <.<

Proposing a new course for law students titled “let’s read today’s news and explain why that’s illegal.”

Ewww I just got the grossest marketing email I’ve ever gotten, trying to sell me my own AI generated photos ewww

I love that so many sites have made themselves completely unusable now because they try to force load so many ads that pages constantly crash and refresh until you give up trying to read what you were looking for.

Since I'm sharing my hotel room, I can't stream, but still need $$ for food while at Creating Change I'll post a nude/vid for every $10 — 💸 linktr.ee/faustmare

It will never stop enraging me that people assume they can take advantage of the disabled. They underestimate us. They assume we won’t know our rights. They think we will settle for scraps. Ableism is everywhere & society is more eugenicist minded than anyone will admit.

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I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesn’t make that a reality for millions of children. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

EVERY GAY TRANSPHOBE IS A TRAITOR

Watched The Running Man (2025) last night, it was honestly a bit of a let down. Expect so much better from Edgar Wright. All of the themes and world-building were so half-assed. The story and pacing felt like a mess. 6/10 I think I should just finally get around to reading the book instead.

i think gavin newsom fucking sucks and if you ever try to guilt me into voting for him i’ll scream

If a girl asks "do you want a bite" then you've gotta chomp on her! On her neck or arm or inner thigh! Wherever you can get at! You've just gotta! She may be holding out a piece of food! Don't let it distract you! You can chomp on it later once you're done with her!

This is important and, also, not not new. There were reports of this in LA, Portland, and Chicago, at least, as well.

🇨🇦 SWers + 🌽 creators! @publicpubics.bsky.social & I have been researching SW financial discrim. in Canada + are seeking anecdotes of de-banking to include in our published report Has a bank ever frozen/closed your accounts or withheld $? Willing to share your experience? DM me (+ pls share!)

Took til today Jan 15 for me to finally break out a winter coat this season 😅

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Hey, Malcontents. The next zine ships out next week, baybee!

A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.

"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked teddy ruxpin and he said he loved me and that he was proud of me

The increasingly common habit of screenshotting the AI summary of a Google search and presenting it as evidence must be nipped in the bud immediately. That is nothing. That is not anything, it is not a thing.

Well, that’s a Twitter suspension. Probably for the best lol.

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Plot hole: One of the characters is a boy when there's nothing stopping them from being a girl instead. Doesn't make sense.

Just in passing: off a post at @peter.petermorwood.com 's Tumblr, a discussion of Heat Vs. Flavor... but the image is worth sharing on its own. :) petermorwood.tumblr.com/post/1703856...

Finished my first playthrough of BG3, it was great. I was planning to be a bit more evil in my second playthrough, but it’s so hard to just be a complete asshole 😅

So I scrubbed myself down with a really rough exfoliating cloth, and omg I had no idea my skin could be that amazingly soft afterwards. Need a cute girl to cuddle with to confirm.

Remembered to moisturise, please clap.

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They attempted a last-ditch rebrand effort in 1988, after sales had fallen by 50%, first as "Aydslim" in the UK, with new apple or blackcurrant flavors, and then as "Diet Ayds" in the U.S., but neither of these efforts worked, and the product was done around 1990

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BREAKING: Chuck Schumer reveals his grand plan to stop Trump from waging illegal war: “We hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far." Smh…a more feckless leader at a more critical moment has never existed in American history.

*heavy sigh* I hope the leaders of Greenland and Canada are paying close attention.

[daintily clears throat] THE IDEA THAT DEMOCRATS BENEFIT ELECTORALLY BY BENDING RIGHTWARD ON KEY MORAL ISSUES LIKE TRANS RIGHTS AND IMMIGRATION HAS NOW BEEN THOROUGHLY DEBUNKED. [coughs; daintily clears throat]