Maybe electing a person to be President who never spent one second in the government or the military ever wasn’t a great idea.

Kids today don't understand. We had this button on our boomboxes in the 90s. If we wanted your bass boosted, you hit the button and it would... well.. it wouldn't actually do anything but you'd convince yourself it sounded better. We hit the boost and never actually turned it off.

no sympathy for him. he’s a grown man, a father, who chose his path.

oh.

it’s TOUGH out here.

Flat chested titties get sucked too, I’ll suck on them light switches

Trump lost this war in every possible sense — morally, legally, politically, economically, reputationally, and strategically.

$2 million per ship — to cross a Strait that was free six weeks ago. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/w...

I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE SHED UNLESS WE HAVE PIZZA ROLLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT [mom sighs, rolls her eyes, writes "pizza rolls" on the grocery list for next week] I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BURN DOWN THE SHED

Somebody tell them white folk they got 14 WHOLE ASS DAYS to get out in the streets and make some shit shake. Stop interrupting and chiming in on Black folks on these apps and get in the mf'n FIELD.

So there’s no regime change, we lift all sanctions against them going back decades, they retain missile and drone capabilities, they control the strait and can charge tolls, and keep their enriched uranium. So much for “unconditional surrender.”

One thing for sure, Black folks gone keep cracking jokes into the apocalypse.

oh.

One of the funniest Cartoons I've seen in a while. Lol 🤣 Enjoy

If you’re reading this, you’ve made it thru today. Congrats. See you tomorrow

Terrible by every imaginable metric

Trump threatens to jail the journalist who first reported that a U.S. airman was missing if the journo doesn't hand over source information to the government.

“The agency in February 2025 approved a request that it said came from the White House to deputize Musk’s bodyguards, a decision that allowed them to carry weapons in some federal buildings and continue protecting him.” Imagine if one of his guards shot a federal employee.

tim allen, too.

AND Ollie North is a free man.

William December Williams

I know that coke meat go crazy!!

Texas Tech will return to the College Football Playoff

Bruh my chest was hurting after dude told a story about being at his first unsupervised house party, they were playing Truth or Dare. His crush asked him “Truth or Dare?” my boy said “Dare” thinking he was gonna get a kiss or something. His crush dared him to go home.

Ball up top.

Scooby Doo

The US Holocaust Memorial Museum under the Trump administration has deleted its teaching materials about links between Nazi racism and the Jim Crow laws: www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

It's Easter Sunday. Here's what the President has to say this morning.

AINT NO WAY SON

Trump can get away with saying that because he's a white man.

On the Lord’s day!!?

"Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell" -- Jake Tapper reads Trump's Truth Social post on air

If you’re reading this, you’ve made it thru today. Congrats. See you tomorrow

That nut is outta this world.

Turkey bacon is an absolute abomination.

The Denial of Saint Peter, by Caravaggio, 1610

I AM SCREAMING skskskskskskksk

Marlon Brando‘s thoughts when he met Richard Pryor:

One of the things that makes me the most sad and angry about the world is that I know there's a rich, incredible world of talent and good inside of each of us that could make the world so beautiful if we weren't required to work for others. Art, music, words... all squandered on the rich.

this is a wild story.

It continues to be genuinely jarring how truly ugly cybertrucks are when you encounter one in the wild.

klan shit

I heard someone say that we should be registering voters at gas stations.

Average U.S. gas prices per gallon on April 2, per AAA: • Unleaded: $4.08 (⬆️ $1.08 in one month) • Premium: $4.96 (⬆️ $1.10 in one month) • Diesel: $5.51 (⬆️ $1.77 in one month)

Hey companies, remember back during COVID, you let everyone work from home, and business didn't skip a beat? Well, with gas prices so high and getting higher, maybe its time to let your employees work remotely? There is little reason for most people to actually be in the office these days anyway

Monogamy is no more a sign of virtue and personal ethics than Blue is a flavor of raspberry Every awful person you know is monogamous

Everybody knows you gotta tap the heads and play eenie meanie miney mo to see who gets pussy first in the MFM