NEW: Cardinal Blase Cupich, the Archbishop of Chicago, has issued a new statement declaring that Chicago "communities are shaken by immigration raids and detentions. These actions wound the soul of our city. Let me be clear. The Church stands with migrants."

Westlaw should have a "shuffle" button.

Samuel Alito preparing to raise absolutely the craziest flag you've ever seen at his Long Beach Island compound.

London has been plagued by increasingly brazen thieves, often masked and on e-bikes, who have become adept at snatching phones from residents and tourists. About 80,000 phones were stolen in the British capital last year. Now we know why.

Layoff notices at JPL are going out today. About 11% of the Lab, or 550 people, are being let go. I'm thinking of my friends and colleagues there, some of whom will still be employed after today and some of whom won't. I'm sorry you're having to deal with this.

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Put them in Foxboro and they’ll be playing a home game

Sister Jean, beloved Loyola college basketball chaplain and Chicago icon, dies at 106 religionnews.com/2025/10/13/s...

Diane Keaton was so good that every time I watch the Godfather Part 2 I think DON’T TELL HIM KAY and I think this time she’ll listen

Thou shalt not shoot pastors in the head with smoke bombs. I shouldn’t have to say this.

The degree to which Daboll is running Dart is making me a little uncomfy!

Great command of the language on display here

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

Mets eliminated. Nabers eliminated. When do the Knicks get back in the gym?

The vibes? Immaculate. My heart? In peril.

How happy are Blue Jays fans that everyone's focusing on the Tigers' collapse?

Easily one of the top 2 members of the Catholic clergy who famously supports Chicago area sports teams

The Guardians were 12 1/2 games behind the Tigers 29 days ago. They’re now tied for first place. How many teams have ever been that far out that late in a season and finished first? That would be zero.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

“Because $50,000 in US paper money was not a ‘thing of value’ at English common law prior to the existence of the US government, we hold . . . .” -SCOTUS, five years from now

It’s really all we should be talking about today.

best thing you’ll see today. cbs sports cfb guru @shehanjeyarajah.com was on tv and his daughter recognized him. 😭😭

Even if you take the most lenient possible interpretation -- that SCOTUS has made it increasingly hard to prosecute bribery and corruption -- you still have to ask what kind of crooked-ass administration hires a guy who just took $50k cash.

100%

As a lifelong Star Wars fan, the irony of an award winning world about the fight against fascism being owned by a company that caves to fascism is not lost on me.

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Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

If Seth Myers and Jimmy Fallon don’t get fired too, I’m going to become an even bigger libertarian

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Oh a forced sale to regime allies? Shocker.

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Great reporting; astounding corruption. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/u...

In May, the Trump family's crypto start-up @worldlibertyfi.bsky.social announced a UAE investment of $2B. 2 weeks later, the WH agreed to allow the UAE access to coveted AI chips. The 2 deals are more connected than previously known, even spurring conflict of interest concerns inside the Trump WH.

A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.

I’m definitely warming up to getting older I’m watching so much PBS the Viking Cruises are starting to look good to me

How it started. How it’s going

Major League Baseball History — ⚾️ 24 perfect games ⚾️ 15 unassisted triple plays ⚾️ 9 MLB debuts with at least 11 strikeouts while allowing no runs Congratulations Connelly Early

The only reason why Putin would send drones into Poland would be that he doesn't believe Donald Trump would ultimately honor America's commitment to NATO and he wants to test that proposition.

This still cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣 And I need a chuckle right now....

No one would be confused about what is happening here if they saw it in another country.

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Happy 8 Year Anniversary of 3rd and 93.

"Harvard can't use race as a factor in admissions, but ICE can use race as a factor in detentions" is a retrenchment essentially to a pre-Civil War understanding of the Constitution. It's vanishingly few steps removed from "Latinos have no rights which the white man is bound to respect."

Supreme Court allows racial profiling to go after Black and Brown people. Same as it ever was

This is the guy the Supreme Court continues to grant an ever-expanding set of powers to. Just today that included: Firing an FTC commissioner in violation of federal law (preemptively overruling Humphrey's Executor) & racial profiling in immigration raids. (Before there was immunity & more....)

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