I want to live a life that makes horrible people angry.

Too matchy-matchy?

Almost forgot to post, and forfeited said powers...

Hey. How are you doing? How's your butthole?

Powers weakening... Awaiting restoration:

Spending #mcm contemplating color stories...

Tomorrow is new color day... and I haven't decided on an inspiration yet. Any Ideas???

Share your mood for the weekend! (What's a weekend?)

Oops hungry at the gym

Found my spirit animal

It do be like that...

I’m so tired of this timeline 🫩🫩🫩

Fixed it for you.

This bunny's beat..? Eggs are laid..? I dunno. It's past my bed time and the brain is off. Good night frens.

Pausing to ask the priest during communion what the nutritional facts are of the Body of Christ so I can log it into my calorie counting app

Happy Easter everyone!

Maybe the warmer weather equals weirder art. In any case, whenever I grow weary of cats, ravens, and witches, this is what happens... 'Death of the Divine'

You never know what battle someone else is quietly fighting (me holding in a fart during a meeting)

Jumping on...

"... and nowhere to go."

every morning i put on socks i think, "i need new socks" and that's the only time i remember that i need new socks

A min to freshen up in between admin work from home and studio work from home, after work at work. What's this weekend thing people talk about?

Forgot I had this... stashed it in the back of the closet when I bought it over a year, and 100lbs ago 🤔

Our business owner is treating me to a manicure as a late birthday gift. Never had one. Kinda excited. Having a full on goofball midweek funday!

This is a Dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated!

really thought that therapy was going to make me less of a weird lil guy but turns out it just makes you care less that you’re a weird lil guy?

she said “i can turn a bottom into a top” ok kween!

How do you politely tell someone “I would like to receive less communication from you?” I don’t dislike you. But you are up my ass in a way that is reserved for a much deeper relationship and I am tired and a bit annoyed.

Probably... but, I wanna play anyway. Assume something about me and I’ll tell you if it’s true or not. #mcm

Probably... but, I wanna play anyway. Assume something about me and I’ll tell you if it’s true or not. #mcm

I like painting places which could never be real. The newest artwork in the Soul Moon series... 'Soul Threshold'

Protein shake for breakfast, booty shake for lunch

Already miss the Vacation lighting... and the vacation! Back to work

I'll never get the same endorphin rush from exercising that I do from a good plate of biscuits and gravy

My brain is exhausted. Everything is so much all the time.

Teehee! I'm giddy... 😍

Orlando bound! Also, #mcm is hard... pretty sure I was made for color!

My inbox today is full of birthday wishes... from corporations urging me to spend double what they're offering. 😐

It is a very good book. Do buy it.

Joining the 40+ club, tomorrow... Anybody know if the initiation is gonna break me?

Today is a no pants day!

I stopped asking “how are you?” today My small sample says people are not doing that great

I love BlueSky because it really is a place where you can randomly compliment someone and that's kind of all it takes for a friendship to start Kindness is always in fashion in the skies

So many fellow pisces posting for up coming b-days. 1) How are you planning to celebrate? 2) How are you so awesome?

What a badass! And so joyful too. #alysaliu

If you see this post, do it 🫡 Pronouns: he/they Height: 5’11” (when posture's on point) Shoe: 10.5 Zodiac: Pisces ♓️ Smoke: Not anymore Tattoos: 1 (for now) Piercings: 4 currently (getting 2 more re-done soon) Fav drink: Rootbeer Float

And I got to stare at this hottie the whole night! @gulfcoastjake.bsky.social