So many fellow pisces posting for up coming b-days. 1) How are you planning to celebrate? 2) How are you so awesome?

What a badass! And so joyful too. #alysaliu

If you see this post, do it 🫡 Pronouns: he/they Height: 5’11” (when posture's on point) Shoe: 10.5 Zodiac: Pisces ♓️ Smoke: Not anymore Tattoos: 1 (for now) Piercings: 4 currently (getting 2 more re-done soon) Fav drink: Rootbeer Float

And I got to stare at this hottie the whole night! @gulfcoastjake.bsky.social

Powers restored just in time for V-Day 2.0

New Do incoming...

touching a butt a day keeps the doctor away

Sorry I can’t make it tonight. My clothes have decided to look stupid on me.

Hey guys, I just saw my husbands butt! It's nice. 10/10 would recommend...

What are the rules about having a heart attack on Valentine's day? 😬 Work stress...

In the mood to re-work this piece, but... extra long shift at the day job. Guess I have time to think it over.

Nothing holds more magic than the human butt

🤨 ... 🤓

Don’t forget to objectify your friends today!

I’m kind of ready for my annoying era to end so if my brain could catch up that would be lovely! I’m ready to shut up. 🧘‍♂️

Here we go again: ask away! ngl.link/downsideupart

Ope 😂

Do you think Mr. Clean and the Brawny paper towel guy have explored each other’s bodies

No desire to leave this bed. One last moment of quiet reflection before I prepare for battle... Oooh, and coffee!

Not today...

Major ick: ‘I asked chatGPT..’ 🙄

Already preemptively embarrassed for when these drafts see the light of day... 😬

Just watched a man exit the stall, put his finger by the faucet and let the water start before just walking away When we sent the first man to the moon, we should have sent all the rest

Living life with whimsy in the current world is political defiance and I’m sticking to that

I challenge all my doppelgangoomfs to trial by combat. Let’s sword fight! ⚔️🍆

"all" is too many hands for a meeting

Super Bowl? No thanks, I'll take the Never Ending Pasta Bowl.

Birthday in a month. Never really celebrated big or made a huge thing of it. Say hi and share some favorite B-day moments, planned or not.

When I was talking to a dom leather daddy over the weekend we got on to the topic of relationships and I asked him about the various types he has and is after so he describe his current dynamics. Then I asked him what he looked for in a relationship/what he wanted. His answer: to be seen

Luca Ponsato

Apparently, today is a wake up and just start crying day. I really don't have time for this shit!

Preparing for work on my day "off", and I'm ready to start some mid-week mayhem with a lil NGL: ngl.link/downsideupart

Seeing several posts about first dates and it’s so sweet. I miss that feeling of excitement and nervousness.

All cleaned up and calling it. A "mildly" successful Tuesday. Mild may be generous... 🙄

defend your credit card with pics of the front and back 😃

You ever just wanna win the lottery so your spouse can stay home and play video games in bed while you take a nap because having them close by makes naps easier?

gay people will say “you know I’m gay cuz I just had to get my iced coffee in a blizzard” but we actually know you’re gay cuz you post different parts of your body on different days of the week

my drug dealer keeps texting me* *Kaiser pharmacy letting me know my antidepressants are in the mail

Apparently, I am not amused. I wonder what's got me soo perturbed..?

Wasn't satisfied with feeling fine, Went for at home workout for round 2. Who even am I?

Did the thing... Didn't feel like death after... Will try harder next time!

When I say “morning!” I’m not wishing you a good one. I’m just acknowledging the sheer horror of its existence.

Of course, a countdown to 40 wouldn't be complete without a smack of nostalgia from a visit to my, almost un-recognizable, college campus. Crazy how a few, untouched, alcoves and my sculpture contribution to campus bring back floods of sentiment though...

This is self care!

2016 vs 2026

"A well-spent day..." Good night and happy sleep, friends

Latest Lego addition. Lighting took as long as the build 🤦‍♂️

We all have two sides. The split color is growing on me.

Missed the "powers restored" post yesterday. Hope this messed morning trap will suffice.

Millennials complaining about plastic straws hurting turtles, boomers complaining about paper straws turning to mush and me in the middle quietly drinking out of a cup