Wish we were still in Japan! 🇯🇵

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only.

Here’s a little Odin appreciation. *sighs Odin - Oh daymn! 😆

Last night, I went to a friend’s 50th. The friends I was going with cancelled at the last minute but I thought I should still go. Besides the hosts (who obviously were busy hosting) I knew no one. Trying to start conversations with people was tough. Why is this stuff so hard?

I briefly tried a moustache a couple of years ago, up until a fenale colleague said I looked like a sex pest 😒

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only: Sense8 The West Wing Buffy the Vampire Slayer Red Dwarf Good Omens Arrested Development Heroes (first season, anyway) The White Lotus Futurama Spartacus That Mitchell and Webb Look Star Trek Voyager X-Men animated series AHS Modern Family

She forgave me. I doubt she learned a lesson though 😆

Alright cat… now you know how it feels to have your feet randomly attacked while you’re sleeping! Eye for an eye and a toe bean for a toe!

My bf has much better luck when taking pictures of cats with wisteria. Maybe it’s just the choice of cat! 😆

Beautiful day for a hike!

If you see this, post the light in your eyes

I’m generally more of a Marvel guy, but Superman looked so handsome here, I just wanted him on my chest!

#MCM This time last week I was surrounded by cherry blossom.

Morning cuddles with my furry guy ❤️

Without stating your age, post your favourite film released the year you turned 18.

I don’t understand how people in Japan can live in a country with such delicious and ubiquitous desserts and still be so slim. I need to get jogging again!

Reunited! Xxxxx ❤️❤️❤️

Reunited! Xxxxx ❤️❤️❤️

All checked in now. Next stop Heathrow. If I can get past Godzilla…

Extra selfies with animal friends 😆

Made some new friends in Nara! 🦌

Osaka, retro district 😁🇯🇵

I am loving the public art in Osaka. I don’t know if my favourite is big, green, constantly spitting bear, or arse-up sunbather 😆

It was a bit disheartening to see so many in the crowd peel off toward the H*rry P**t*r area; it seems a lot of people don’t know/care, but it meant the Jurassic Park rides were quiet and I got to go on this one twice in 20 minutes!

At Universal Studios Japan today. If you look at the third carriage, the guy on the left waving… that’s me! About to zoom off on the flying dinosaur ride! 😁🇯🇵

Umeda Sky Garden, Osaka 😁🇯🇵

Yahoooo! 😆

Fushimi-inari Shrine, also known as the Shrine of a thousand gates. Incredible place to experience ⛩️⛩️⛩️⛩️⛩️⛩️⛩️⛩️⛩️⛩️⛩️❤️

Kimo-no she better don’t 😆

View from Kizomizu-dera shrine 😁⛩️

In the bamboo forest, the wind doesn’t make the bamboo sway, it makes it spiral! The video doesn’t quite do it justice.

If you’re ever in Japan, you have to book a reservation at Hikiniku To Come. The menu is simple but just look at my reaction to the first bite!

You guys definitely need more pictures of me with cherry blossom! 🌸 🌸 🌸

Hakone Shrine ⛩️🇯🇵

New pfp 😽

I’m realising that lately my posts are really swinging wildly between wholesome geekery and utter smut 🥴

It’s the Cat bus! It’s the Cat bus! Oh my God, let me on the Cat bus!!!

Blue antique I inherited from my grandparents - I met his big brother today 😆

Us aboard the Cat Train 😸

All aboard the Cat train! 😸😽

Best decision of the holiday so far was going to this Onsen. Obviously couldn’t take photos inside, but a quiet place with heated pools, massages and compulsory nudity was just what I needed

I went to a Sumo display this evening. I figured I’d probably fancy the Sumo wrestlers, but I was not expecting this dreamboat to squat down in front of me 😋

Breakfast donut! Although it may look like a chicken Kiev, this is in fact a breaded doughnut with a katsu curry filling 🤤

This is Gonpachi, the restaurant from Kill Bill where Uma Thurman took on the Crazy 88!

When we started planning a trip to Japan, this was honestly the image I imagined for what it would be like! It’s so much more though!

Me as a BlueSky therapist: