After years of trying, I still can’t take take an arse pic that I’m happy with 😣

Morning cuddles!

Another pic from another decade. This time, without a shirt…

You, from a different decade. I think this was the early days of me having chest hair! 😆

Do I have to work tomorrow? Yes. Can I still have the Friday feeling? Hell yes!

I got some cuddles today! He’s such a gorgeous boy!

Today is quite a landmark for me, at 41 years old and 8 months, I am, in fact, 500 months old today… 😲

Fun night out ☺️

Forgive me. This Saturday has me feeling somewhat slutty…

Quote post yourself & your favorite’s #pokemon30 logo

I don’t think I’ve had blue skies on a jog since about September! Woo, Spring is coming!

Black and white suits us both! #mcm

I’ve missed these morning cuddles!

The silliest of silhouettes

Spot the difference…

❤️

Spot the difference…

Before today is over, I have to share Danny John-Jules in his second most iconic role in Maid Marion and her merry men. Truly a golden age of kids TV!

Help me with my campaign! Let’s fight to normalise communal bathing! 😆

#MCM beach day!

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

If you see this, post a character that starts with L

Got a haircut, finally.

What I'm wearing to the bsky Valentine's ball

Come in, neighbour. (The comma is actually optional 😆)

Do paint-dusted sunglasses count?

On a Tuesday, I recommend cuddling a cute, furry boy

#MCM Straight out of the work clothes and into comfies ☺️

Pit Tax 😉

I wonder if I could start a thread?: A picture of you in your favourite Gay Bar.

Staying at friends’ place this weekend. You can tell they work out a lot because every room has at least 3 mirrors in it 😆

Quote this post with your best chest pic please and thank you

My mate just sent me this picture of me aged 20, getting ready for a performance of Macbeth. I was so chuffed to get that prop sword!

Taskmaster

A Twitter profile link in your bio here? In 2026?

Whisky always provides the most intense hangover horn… gonna need to do something about it

I think I scrubbed up pretty well for #burnsnight True Scotsman, of course 😉

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What’s your sign?

A different take on #MonochromeMonday since today is also Blue Monday. I hope you all made it through ok!

I can’t wait until I can run in the sun again. It’s soggy out! 😓

Slightly diminish a band: Some Saints

2016 vs 2026

#MonochromeMonday She saw snow for the first time today! Now she’s warming up her paws ☺️

This guy in the middle has had such separation anxiety over Christmas. He won’t leave us alone today

This is quite a sweet festive pic of me ❤️

I absolutely go crazy for sports team photos like this…

Phew! What a night! Welcome to 2026 everybody! Woo!

Furry kisses from my sweet little guy!