Every day I am brought closer to Linux.

Climbing the corporate pikler triangle

About to outperform the global hegemon (opening the Wikipedia page for ebola)

Breaking: The Grand Canyon Has Been Filled In

Yeah I’ve got an eating disorder. I’m eating dis order of fries

*Aaron Sorkin voice* Let’s open up this pit

My most West Wing/msnbc-brained belief is that being born in the USA shouldn’t be a prerequisite for becoming president.

Computa, make this guy look at his phone for six hours today

There once was a man from Nantucket And his life was hell, frankly

Baby shoes: worn ✅ We stay winning 😎

Final warning at work for making our ai chatbot listen to La Dispute

the LA mask bloc is having a fundraiser, and is looking for vendors and / or donations for their raffle / silent auction ! you do not have to be in LA to donate ! for more info, see this reddit post. further information to be posted to their instagram tonight. www.reddit.com/r/ZeroCovidC...

On its third attempt tonight, Marblehead Town Meeting approved an “MBTA Communities–compliant” district largely centered on the 125-year-old Tedesco Country Club, meeting 3A requirements on paper while all but assuring no new housing would be built. This comment says it all.

It’s good

I want to reassure everyone that abortion providers have been ready to switch to misoprostol-only abortion for a long time now, and clinics can still provide mifepristone in person. You can still access abortion and there are people who will help.

in new zealand they call him trint rizna

Talking to swing voters like, 🙂 🤚✋ 🙂 ✋🤚 “All done economy. All done.”

Even if a $18,000 BYD car is sending data back to Shenzhen I don’t really care because by that point I’ll be in the Chinese Car Hackers Discord channel sharing PCBs that prevent it from doing that along with 3D printing STLs of cup holders in the shape of Luffy from One Piece.

Every time I see someone talk about Claude I think about how they switched from female to male names as soon as they wanted the robots to seem like experts vs personal assistants.

3D printer owners after spending 83 hours in autocad to produce something with the same aesthetic appeal and durability as two rubber bands:

Baby tries to taste every book we put in front of her. Honestly she’s not wrong. Books should taste better

We actually had this already. It was called “going to a restaurant.”

Top Ten Oven Temperatures I Mistake for the Time 1) 425° 2) 350° 3) ?

nobody talk about this, we have to keep this the best kept secret of all time

Want to feel old? If The Bible came out today, Methuselah would have been born in 1057 😨

Want to feel old? If Look Who’s Talking came out today, Bruce Willis’s character would have been born in 2026 😨

FDR literally had the president of Montgomery Ward arrested and the company seized for not negotiating with his workers

It’s so funny any time npr interviews a “swing voter.” It’s like… this is the stupidest person I’ve ever encountered. Completely incoherent worldview. And also they are obviously going to vote republican

Youth today are too soft. When I served, we would have been happy to get [empty slot], [empty slot], fork, carrots, and two browns

Doing Marina Abramovic The Artist is Present to my cat

NYT cooking page has basically no meat on it "Dumplings With Peas" "Broccoli Cheddar Beans"

People seem to struggle to grasp that part of building a worthwhile society is refusing to let rapists take the levers of power, even if they promise you things in exchange.

“The rat should not have bit his sister Nell.”

Melania trump re jeff epstein: sorry to this man

Mexico’s overwintering monarch population grew 64% this winter, with butterflies covering their largest area of forest since 2018. The recovery remains fragile, but suggests there’s been a positive impact from conservation efforts in the butterflies’ core habitat. buff.ly/XoPKQ9d #ShareGoodNewsToo

I don’t understand the Theseus fandom at all. You can’t just ship one guy!

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

If I see one more ai help chatbot I’m going to fucking lose it folks

love work april fool

Written up at work because every time they introduce a new ai chatbot feature I force it to smoke a cigarette

Workers of the world, smurf up. You have nothing to smurf but your chains.

Become unsmurfable

First they came for me, because I had been acting up, and being annoying, and bragging they could never get me—loudly, and for a really long time.

She smells weed smells by the weed store