Look! Look how light it is! #imbolc

You know how it is, you never go to local tourist things until you have visitors. Honestly, though, the Angel of the North isn’t that impressive close up.

Advent 3. Luton 1.

@juliusgoat.bsky.social makes some great points and things that should make us all stop and think rather than just reacting.

A new entry there for Roger's Profanisaurus: "Cheeky Greengrocer" (n) - a sex pest; a *proper danger*

Did you have any homework?

Dig up the golf course.

It's beginning to look a lot like... A level season. 18 is doing all the decorations himself, room by room. He says he is 'sequestering' for the month. 🙄 #Examadan

That's your Clare Grogan out with the chalk again I see

Six One Oh One Sick.

The Jam were that rare thing, a band that shone brilliantly and briefly and knew when to stop. Consequently there is no bad Jam record.

Been thinking about this speech a lot lately. One for all those happy to burn the rule of law because it's their side doing it this time. youtu.be/PDBiLT3LASk?...

Here to note that 6, formerly known as 3, is now 18.

Watching Brian and Maggie. I'd completely forgotten that Little & Large were in the Cabinet in 1981.

17.02 Look how light it is!

Tomorrow will be “he didn’t do a Nazi salute, it didn’t happen, it’s actually a salute from Greek times” or some shit like that. Days of it. You know what he did, you know what you saw, and if you are still there, get off his piece of shit website now.

Karaoke tenor. #Starsandshites

This is chilling.

Hats off indoors, luv. #inauguration

Pissed up aunty banging out hymns on the piano, gives way to pub tenor. This is Great. #inauguration

Grade 4 piano wtf #inauguration

Caught a few minutes of The Masked Singer and it’s basically karaoke 3-2-1, isn’t it? A classic ITV format where a level playing field for a mixed ability family audience is created by weaving the quiz element from purest gibberish.

If Die Hard is a Christmas film, this is a Christmas tote bag.

A lot of the trouble in the world is caused by men (usually men) behaving with a disgusting level of entitlement and power, behaviour that is protected for far too long. It might just be 'only telly', but it's the same story, and is therefore important.

Reposting for both the original tweet and the ALT text.

I’ve tried not to retweet too many replies but I’m now seeing people who think the Beatles tweet is either Russian psy-ops and a soft launch for a new Andrew Tate.

Pentametron was one of the great web art projects, retweeting couplets of accidentally iambic tweets. Thanks to Bluesky's open feed, I have resurrected the concept.. Behold @iambic.bot!

My partner (Radio 3 in the womb, choir baby, met all her pals at borough youth orchestra) has a classical version of Whamaggeddon. It's called Lambaggeddon. Same rules, but the trigger is The Lamb by John Taverner. (She also likes Wham.)

Why does this garden centre Christmas display look like the scene from a play where the long suffering wife finally decides to leave her troubled husband

first vespers of Advent creator of the stars at night... www.youtube.com/watch?v=auA8...

Oliver Cromwell's house festooned with Christmas lights. The man would be spinning in his grave, if he hadn't already been exhumed and dismembered.

Bluesky is like an elaborate ‘getting the old crew back together for one more heist’ movie, except instead of robbing a casino you find 8 old follows from Twitter then write a dumb joke about raisins

Just got two hundred followers for one pun. This is the California Gold Rush era of Bluesky.

I blocked this pile-on pushing prick so fast that the world's finest physicists are having to revise Einstein's life's work.

A new start. I'll find you all. I've been making a community Christmas thing. Thing is done ✅. (It's been 9 years since I last was strong enough to make a thing like this. Here's to recovery, restoration, and ruddy loads more things). 🤞😊