@tiffanybond.com spotted at Store Ampersand, in Orono. Might be relevant to your interests.

thinking of her today

@ihavethatonvinyl.com what are your personal favorite athlete tie-ins?

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

The Chair Company has the highest incidence of "sentences that have never been said before" in all of modern media

@kencarman.bsky.social "a big ol beverage of booze" hahahah

so Mamdani has a meeting at the white house shortly after Trump met with a guy who invited an adversary to an embassy and then chopped him into pieces - am i the only one a little uneasy about this?

@tiffanybond.com I forgot to look for you after my Twitter Exodus, but I just booked my tickets for Thanksgiving in Orono and I thought, hey, I wonder if TB2 made it out alive. good to see you again :-)

@kleinman.bsky.social what do you think the chances are that the Epstein disclosure gets ratfucked between now and then? I'm suddenly feeling very grim about all of this.

@georgialux.bsky.social comedians in cars getting cumshots

@ihavethatonvinyl.com it's a crime how hard non-baby got back Sir Mix A Lot goes, and no one talks about it ever www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Tt...

does this smell like chloroform to you?

@briancgrubb.bsky.social when someone asks you if you want an atom bomb, Ray, you tell them yes.

last night a dj shaved my wife

why is everyone so limpdick about letting themselves be governed by 12 year olds.

what do you think the odds are of getting "Da Rockwilder" recognized on a birth certificate?

if you're ever Photoshopping your own face into the smoke of the Twin Towers, Adobe should have a pop-up that says "are you sure that whatever it is you're doing is a good idea"

@ihavethatonvinyl.com how would you transcribe the reverse vocals on Missy 'Misdemeanor' Elliott's seminal hit, "Work It"?? for me: itz yure flippa dippa flan yet it's quite possibly the most important question of my generation. many are saying it.

@georgialux.bsky.social my cup runneth grover

“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business

@georgialux.bsky.social I begin casting my lv 0 cantrip, Shit For Distance

@edsbs what are your feelings about this automobile?

@briancgrubb.bsky.social ok he's basically white hair thor. I forgot what a Hemsworth looks like with long hair. Henry is Geralt forever, but this ain't bad.

I hope that whomever decided that "nougat" was a good name for something you eat, got fired, like, so hard. just absolutely shitcanned.

I never realized how much the melted sherbet was bringing to the table of the tahitian treat flavor that you remember.

@briancgrubb.bsky.social there seems to be a recent surge in stuff where the male lead part is "basically, The Dude", and I love it. I can't believe it took the industry 30 years to realize that people like watching The Dude.

@ihavethatonvinyl.com I always end up sending you something at least vaguely in the "sad boys with guitars" appellation, so here's something not that. you'd probably like it better if you were still on the pot (it's one of >those< jams), but what the hell, can't have everything. youtu.be/w4bhKB1E6iY

@salonig.bsky.social was I the only one who was expecting the reveal to be Natasha Lyonne?

TECCA: #🪑Co

say 'beanie babies' out loud 5 times in a row as fast as you can it's so stupid lol

what's the biggest glass of water your dad has ever drank

sometimes I still think about that guy from the other place that said "there's a reason no one ever wrote a song called 'fuck the fire department'"

@bubbaprog.xyz you seem to have knowledge about these types of things, I was browsing defector on my phone and the wifi dropped in the middle of the page load and there was a bunch of text with a broken image link that says USER: by viewing Getty Images you consent to...and I couldn't read it all.

@georgialux.bsky.social is it parasocial of me that sometimes when I see something, my first thought is, this sounds like a luxe industries joint?

@georgialux.bsky.social are your bobos even honkin', bruh?

lol remember when Aerosmith put out an album called honkin' on bobo

top 5 music videos death cab - a movie script ending off with their heads - clear the air u2 - numb battles - yabba aphex twin - windowlicker

@ihavethatonvinyl.com I just put on this show Frauds thinking I'd give it a try, never heard of it before, and the opening drop is Edwyn Collins Girl Like You, and I was like, okay, I'll commit to the full episode on that alone.

[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate

@jonhendren.com I'm doxxin' u bro. "Jon Hendren" is an op, you've been the guy from wilco this whole time. I've never been more sure of anything in my whole life.

i know it sucks but it must feel a little fun to be that guy with the backhoe destroying the white house. that’s like the final boss of operating heavy machinery

@ihavethatonvinyl.com good morning. there's a live acoustic version of this that is pretty great, but then you miss out on what is one of the last fun music videos. enjoy your day. youtu.be/qOum_DlqOrk?...

@vinceguerrieri.com did you have a hand in this?

@briancgrubb.bsky.social I don't know where it came from but there's a show called DMV with Tim Meadows and Keef from Gemstones.

quick, someone tell him the white house is a slaveowners mansion and tearing part of it down is like the wokest any president has ever been.

@juicieca.bsky.social so which bit player from ITYSL are you hoping pops up in TCC?

trying to play it cool at a socially obligated child's party and immediately blowing my cover when I say "merry birthday"

do you think guys named max know they can kind of get away with being a dick sometimes because like, oh they'll just call me mad max nbd

@briancgrubb.bsky.social the kids are alri- Pierce Brosnan local12.com/news/nation-...