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sensitive misanthropy. grammar like a hammer. waxin' and milkin'
@davidjroth.bsky.social
starting live market odds on RFK saying he cracked open a glowstick and drank it, because they're so crooked that someone would take that action and then make him do it.
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@ihavethatonvinyl.com
If Creedence changed the "i hope you...got your things together" in Bad Moon Rising, to, "i hope you...got your shit together", it would make the song 10% better.
4 days ago
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among the various "you'll be perfectly fine in a week or two" illnesses, is there anything worse than hot pee?
4 days ago
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@edsbs.bsky.social
football is so much more enjoyable when there's a dude named Peppers involved. Like naming a dog Duke or a cat Cleo.
4 days ago
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macho man randy savage oppress
5 days ago
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you've let these warped nihilists corrupt you long enough.
5 days ago
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I have to come clean. in 2003, I chopped up clips of gunnery sgt. hartman and Harvey Keitel and bound them to TeamSpeak hotkeys, so I could talk smack during Counter Strike 1.5 matches. Absolute douche behavior, I'm ashamed of myself.
6 days ago
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@mikeryan.bsky.social
the brocktoon sketch would do numbers today if you made it a Facebook fan group. Sheesh.
10 days ago
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@bransonreese.bsky.social
I'm gonna be without da net for an extended period and I wanted to make sure I had reading material.
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10 days ago
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kinda want to email my Outlook calendar for next week with all the pomp of an NFL schedule. get everybody psyched for the weekly Wednesday sales call with Will and Jim.
10 days ago
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I'm holding out on the android update as long as they let me because maybe it's just a security update or maybe they're gonna try to jam more ai into it.
11 days ago
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@plumberduck.bsky.social
'biffs efforts' is the new 'cellar door' lmao
11 days ago
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youtu.be/u3_06egXMN4
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Big Bank Hank saying Imp the Dimp for more than 10 minutes
YouTube video by thejudomadonna
https://youtu.be/u3_06egXMN4
12 days ago
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@mims.bsky.social
is there a venue for purchasing your book that supports you more than another? After the 5th message I deleted before sending because 'well he probably covers this in his book ', I can't put it off any longer.
13 days ago
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@juicieca.bsky.social
i know what the headline says, but you'll never convince me these aren't the kids from the tc tuggers sketch
13 days ago
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@plumberduck.bsky.social
strongly worded/weakly sentenced is chef's kiss hahahaha
15 days ago
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@georgialux.bsky.social
barely remaining upright on the barstool, asking everyone that hoves into my field vision if they want a bit of "German penguin"
16 days ago
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i feel like no one's talking about how Israel is just doing whatever the hell they want and then saying it's cool, we ceased fire, don't worry about it, and everyone's just like oh ok cool thanks.
17 days ago
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I forgot Christina Hendricks' character's name in Mad Men for like 30 seconds. I think I might be dying.
18 days ago
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@lukeoneil47.bsky.social
I've been trying to come up with a good joke about this for 3 days and I've got absolutely nothing.
18 days ago
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you've let these warped nihilists corrupt you long enough
18 days ago
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@ihavethatonvinyl.com
playlist idea: Leadoff HRs - best track 1s. Just because Cherub Rock always dominates the conversation, doesn't mean there aren't other big taters being mashed (my mom calls HRs taters)
18 days ago
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@briancgrubb.bsky.social
dean winchester off the top rope
19 days ago
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i follow two different Vince <ItalianLastName>s, and sometimes i read one's posts in the other's voice. It's very disorienting.
19 days ago
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@ihavethatonvinyl.com
when your brain DJ wakes you up with Lars, you just have to eat lightning and crap thunder.
youtu.be/4qeAnOX-UCk?...
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Lars Frederiksen And The Bastards - "To Have And Have Not"
YouTube video by Hellcat Records
https://youtu.be/4qeAnOX-UCk?si=Qv4W1cwPaYZ0Sc02
19 days ago
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Timothy
25 days ago
Bring back the ancient knowledge
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25 days ago
Anthropic warns that Charlie Brown could have hoes by Q3 of this year
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@jonbois.bsky.social
watchin' baseball
youtu.be/bjNwByxBJGA?...
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Funny Baseball Fan Gets Kicked Out Cubs Game For Making BJ Gestures At The Camera
YouTube video by Intensedarekdrk
https://youtu.be/bjNwByxBJGA?si=8tcwq8wpIJLT0j6R
20 days ago
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@briancgrubb.bsky.social
21 days ago
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@bransonreese.bsky.social
don't tell anyone but I'm going to start reading swan boy on my work PC
21 days ago
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@kentremendous.bsky.social
I just noticed you have an ep credit on Hacks. I swear, you have your hand on so many of my favorite shows, your batting average is just insane.
22 days ago
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hey are we still gonna do this after It happens?
24 days ago
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@mishacollins.bsky.social
still can't tell if this was Misha or Malchemical talking.
24 days ago
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@salonig.bsky.social
Misha Collins we forever stan!!!!
24 days ago
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pretty cool they felt the need to add that she shit her pants
25 days ago
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@ihavethatonvinyl.com
it will forever be amazing to me the songs that are in my head when I wake up. I haven't heard or thought about this in like 30 years. Enjoy your day.
youtu.be/UHfFJub5MsM?...
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Against the 70's
YouTube video by Mike Watt - Topic
https://youtu.be/UHfFJub5MsM?si=WqgF5mJNJt9D6PhB
25 days ago
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I think we should put Donald Faison in a Marvel movie but NOT Zach Brap
26 days ago
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@dennisperkins5.bsky.social
26 days ago
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curiosity is only one letter off from furiosity, think about that one, dickheads.
26 days ago
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βI hope, I think, weβd like to see a solution thatβs good.β nah, fuck that, bad solutions ONLY.
26 days ago
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that there is a criminally underrated grain that could change the game of our food situation from scary to hunky-dunky
26 days ago
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@kleinman.bsky.social
there is a Meigs County in Ohio, and everytime it crosses my desk it makes me think of
bsky.app/profile/ok-b...
add a skeleton here at some point
26 days ago
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@briancgrubb.bsky.social
27 days ago
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the only authority I recognize with regards to the planetary status of Pluto is
@astrokatie.com
, so you can just save your breath.
27 days ago
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27 days ago
mike white if you are reading this put tracy morgan in the white lotus
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@mikeryan.bsky.social
have you ever interviewed billy magnussen? he plays a dead eyed sociopath so well and often, it's hard for me not to imagine he's kinda off irl too.
28 days ago
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radical and bumptious ideations
28 days ago
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motherfucker that's miggs
28 days ago
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girl, are you Eminem? because it feels so empty without you.
29 days ago
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