I sing it to myself often

You can be many things as long as you’re not the sports fan wagging your finger at opposing players. Never be that

I would prefer a heartfelt acceptance speech over an overwrought presenter bit ten times out of ten

You can’t do a bunch of stupid comedy bits and then play people off when they’re having the biggest moment of their life. It’s bullshit.

republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

Today they threatened to arrest all of the neighbors who came out and watched 20 agents struggle to change a flat tire for “impeding a federal investigation.” These are just clowns and they absolutely know it.

ice takes out ICE again 😬 🧊

wanna start your grill like it’s an sr-71

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

"I'll see you in Hell!" —Han Solo www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Nice of Texas to give Sark a preview of what coaching the Titans will be like

Ayyyyy

All three Lord of the Rings belong here so I copped out. Friday Night Zach would’ve crammed The Raid in here at all costs

Haliburton got the overrated label and responded with an all-time clutch playoff run to G7 of the finals. Absolutely gutting

At least it's smart enough to know to flee the scene

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But they're actually both my enemy so I guess they're both my friend. I guess we're all friends. God I hate them

Steven Adams has broken this series over his knee

Steph Curry every time he sees Toyota Center

loser

And behold, on March 28th of 2025, a thousand memes were born.

CLANG

New week same distractions it’s TikTok thread time

“…we didn’t evolve to be able to absorb this much info. It makes you devalue the work you can do in your community.” www.404media.co/you-cant-pos...

Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.

god what I would give to be able to listen to Zach Lowe rant about the Luka trade after he drinks exactly one beer

In the faaaaaaaaaace

It's time to do the work or step aside @schumer.senate.gov www.nytimes.com/2025/01/29/u...

Here are some important facts: - Last week, Trump gutted the Aviation Safety Committee - He has no FAA administrator because Elon Musk forced him to resign - He fired the head of TSA - He fired the head of the Coast Guard - He hired a compulsive drunk as Defense Secretary

The world has changed before and, when it did, it wasn’t because a president, a prime minister, a CEO or a celebrity decided it had to. It began when ordinary people – people of no particular power, wealth, or fame – decided that the world could and should be different.

This comments section is the first time I've felt even a shred of hope in eight days.

After Trump ordered the US to withdraw from the Paris Climate Agreement, Bloomberg Philanthropies and other U.S. climate funders announced that they will “ensure the United States meets its global climate obligations.” www.reuters.com/sustainabili...

New piece about the way we talk about the climate as if it's the weather, and why we need to transform our discussions. This wasn't something that happened. And we need to make sure we never talk about it that way again.

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No, the world has not breached the 1.5C global warming target. It’s a climate target - which means it’s an average that must be sustained over at least a decade. We currently sit at 1.2 C. Which is already very bad. The science is clear: every bit of warming matters, every action matters.

For history’s sake, record of a late stage capitalism life arc

Woody Johnson named his son Brick two years after Anchorman came out and Woody Johnson definitely watched Anchorman

Chris Murphy: "I read the headlines about the Liz Cheney criminal referral and almost every single one of them in mainstream media played this straight as if it was a normal function of legislative power, instead of telling the truth, which is that this is made up out of thin air."

“It just feels like a moment of genuine madness,” says @chrislhayes.bsky.social on 74-year-old Rep. Gerry Connolly beating out AOC for the top spot on the Oversight Committee.

we love to see it @edsbs.bsky.social

Editor: You write that story about the brussels sprouts? Writer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

Everything about this Pelosi-AOC-Connolly thing sucks. On the heels of their biggest possible failure, Dem leadership has learned exactly jack shit

What’s happening in NC should be much bigger scandal: gerrymandered GOP legislature stripping power from Dem gov & AG in lame-duck session while Rs trying to throw out 60k votes to overturn Dem victory in state Supreme Court race www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Careful @benwikler.bsky.social. Keep talking like this for two more years and we might have to try to make you president www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfBt...

Grown men hated playing for Belichick when they were at the top of the league. Losing two games before November at UNC might get him guillotined by teenagers

Gonna point that if the shoe was on the other foot, Republicans would ignore the shit out of this and that's exactly how Stein et al should approach this

The 2024 version of "all my apes gone"