Today seems like a good day to mention that in undergrad I got Afroman so high he couldn’t go on stage. Nice guy.

<sells house in town>

ESPN continues to censor me for merely loving my team

Shakespeare would 100% love Afroman, this is historically accurate.

I’d give up the whole operation the minute the piano started playing

Ashley Harrell’s coverage of the Trump admin’s desecration of the National Parks has been some of the best reporting in the country. They’re blacklisting her for being too good at her job

This is a great way for journalists without the budget to sue to deal with FOIA stonewalling. Report the news you’re able to report and explain why the government’s bad faith stopped you from reporting more. Don’t let them off the hook without public shaming.

Cesar Chavez, the boxer?

South Carolina football, a true boondoggle.

the BURRmingham Stallions

Back in January, I wrote about the zombie myth that Trump's base is abandoning him, who is pushing this narrative despite the numbers not supporting it, and why it won't die. Still just as relevant:

128th anniversary today of this rather important story appearing in the Lawrence Daily Journal, Kansas

Alabama elected Tuberville as senator and he doesn't even live there. Supposedly.

Someone has grown enough to make it onto the sofa. 🥹😭

Happy #SunshineWeek #FOIA

Every time I see "cruising" used I have to figure out whether it's literal or not. Into that confusion, add owls.

I think how you feel about this should line up with how you feel about teams that miss the BCS and decline their bowl game. I personally think they both suck, but they’re the same energy

I have Thoughts on all this The first is that when it comes to attorney discipline, the fastest route from censure to shredding your license is doubling down or obfuscating. Your choice is between falling on the sword or having it swung at your neck. There is no no-swords option.

"Don't ever talk to me or my fish son again"

Fish may possess the ability to perceive where another being’s attention is focused. And they don’t like when it’s focused on them or on their children

Got hip to it as a kid and was a big fan. You can get dangerously caffeinated real quick. waterjoe.com

Dems want ICE to wear body cameras, but there’s no guarantee that will change their conduct minnesotareformer.com/2026/03/18/d...

For the curious, Afroman's house got raided in 2022 for no legitimate reason. They accused him of kidnapping and drug trafficking and ogled a lemon pound cake, which led him to make this video. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xxK...

there are no good gifs for me but I basically wanted to be James Carville, in case it was ever in question how far back my brain broke

$13 water is an insult, wtf

WILDFLOWER SEASON!!!

They ought to have a press conference at which they publicly mock this letter and set it on fire. “If you give us money we’ll stop being asshole criminals”? That’s not an offer, it’s a middle finger. “We’ll stop deporting US citizens”?!

It will be easy to detect, beyond verbatim reprinting, which news outlets post stories on these things without any investigation.

Happy #StPatricksDay from the Alabama Museum of Natural History! Make sure you take a good look at the “amateur sketch” to help the residents in the Crichton neighborhood spot the Mobile Leprechaun and find the gold!

"Kent has resigned in opposition to the conduct of the war. Also, he is anti-semetic," sounds like a revision note of one of the lesser Shakespeare plays.

Tbh Davis should have just acted like a traditional Dem instead of repeatedly making friendly overtures to the right, because they were always going to put heavy resources to beat him.

Fuuuuuuuck that one hits

It's Sunshine Week, your annual opportunity to suggest to the government that one creative way to celebrate a law is by complying with it.

as a reminder, this listserv exists to be used solely for the purpose of new raptor identification, which is why it is called the add hawk committee

His education was not yet completed. He was an undergraduate.

Already sent something UPS recently instead of priority mail because the USPS is broken.

You pick A hoping for Scotland and then end up deep in the Sahara.

Travis Kelce Bummed Fiancée Signed Him Up For NFL Again https://theonion.com/travis-kelce-bummed-fiancee-signed-him-up-for-nfl-again/

A little GIS to start the morning. For a few months now, I've been puzzling over just how close the world's first deep-sea mining test came to ploughing through the world's largest cold water coral reef. I finally have an answer, and it's: Less than 2 kilometers.

How the U.S. Park Police are helping ICE carry out deportation efforts marylandmatters.org/2026/03/17/h...

More beauty for your timeline! Now with bonus felines.

A place outside Gainesville went to $4.06 this morning. A lot of joints around here are doing $3.99.

Happy St. Patrick's Day. Green explosion incoming around here.

"We're laying people off, but we're continuing to hire," talk would send me into a white-hot rage if I lost my job, but these folks use it all the time.

You can head home, the day's best headline is already written politicalwire.com/2026/03/17/s...

Over on FKA Twitter I got served an ad for Michelle Tafoya's "Minnesota Fraud Survey."

We're celebrating National Surveyors Week by highlighting accomplishments of alumni. We asked their kids to interview them about their careers. Meet Jonathan Flowers, owner of Repset Survey in Ocala. Flowers earned his B.A. in Geomatics from SFFGS. www.youtube.com/watch?v=thOM...

SFFGS researchers — along with international scientists and experts from the Maryland ag dept., Michigan State and the University of Texas — recently published the first comprehensive taxonomic checklist of bark and ambrosia beetle species in 34 years. blogs.ifas.ufl.edu/ffgs/2026/03...