This will sound very nerdy, but when I was a kid, I revered the Supreme Court. If they could rule unanimously against segregation in 1954—when the two other branches of government would *never* have been brave enough—I thought they're the lone voice of good. That is all trashed now. They're garbage.

A Supreme Court so fundamentally hostile to the rights of minority voters places the Court at odds with democracy itself. This is the legacy of Chief Justice John Roberts. I opposed his nomination back in 2005, and I stand by that.

Not now Shiela 🥰 I’m on Duty

Make your own music. 🎶

Okay, this is a new chapter of insane. The US (that’s us) is paying companies to walk away from clean energy wind projects. 900 MILLION…just to walk away. This is after we’ve paid another company 1 BILLION to also walk away. In the meantime, consumers costs continue to rise.

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

The FBI is raiding daycare centers in Minnesota, yet not one person in the Epstein files has been arrested in the US. Seems a little weird, right?

“We all need to play by the same set of rules” - @aoc.bsky.social

This isn’t DEI—it’s deadly short staffing. NEW: An FAA report says one air traffic controller was working two positions during the crash. “The position configuration was not normal for the time of day and volume of traffic.” Lives are at stake, and they know it.

Republicans are still trying to pass the SAVE Act—a bill that would make it harder to vote and disenfranchise millions of Americans. Join @redistrictingaction.org and tell your member of Congress to vote no: act.redistrictingaction.org/a/natl-saveact-cte

Reminder: Officer Michael Fanone did not end up in the hospital because Jimmy Kimmel did stand up at the Capitol Rotunda.

He never had the money to pay for the ballroom. It was always a scam. We were always going to have to pay for it. They were just waiting for the right moment to hit us with the bill. This is now the time.

Someone ran past a metal detector and was stopped. A floor above the dinner. It was terrible it happened, and i have not seen a SINGLE PERSON in office say otherwise But they are milking all of this for all its worth. Playing themselves all to be victims all the time. It’s exhausting

I am seeking the appointment of a Special Master to assist in getting the DOJ to comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act. It's time that the lawyers in the Trump Regime actually follow the law.

john roberts has fulfilled his life's work and fully dismantled the crowning achievement of the civil rights movement. these fucking neo-confederate freaks need to be driven from power forever

NO 👇 LIES DETECTED

If any elected representative form yet another USELESS COMMITTEE to investigate political violence, fire them. . Subpoenas are unenforceable . They all lie under oath . Getting people on record for NO future action is a waste of $. . It is showboating!

Teddy Roosevelt got shot in the chest and finished a 90-minute speech. Reagan got shot and joked, "Honey, I forgot to duck." Truman survived an attack and kept his Arlington schedule. None of them blamed their critics. None of them built a ballroom. open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

Remember how people were leaving in droves from his rallies? Remember how he said, “you’ll never have to vote again. It will all be fixed”? Remember how he acknowledged that the 2024 election was rigged, on camera on multiple occasions? I do.

Republicans are suckers and losers.

Oh, look what I saw on the beach!

When can we expect the indictment?

Can anyone guess which country will dominate the global auto industry going forward?

this would fix the website

Guess DOJ has to indict Bezos next

He also wouldn’t have faked assassination attempts— one after another— to improve his polling numbers, worn a ludicrous ear drape to hide being ENTIRELY untouched, or used a fake blood capsule despite his experience acting in Hollywood movies.

hey do you guys think I need a lawyer

"The US Supreme Court..has calculated that Magna Carta is cited in at least 160 Supreme Court cases since 1789, not least as the foundation of the principle that executive power is subject to checks and balances." A British King just did a better law interpreting US law than some Justices have...

Sam Neill has announced he is cancer free after 5 years of battling blood cancer. “It’s time I did another movie.”

King Charles: I cannot help noticing the readjustments to the East Wing. I'm sorry to say that we British of course made our own small attempt at real estate redevelopment of the White House in 1814.

Comey: Well, they're back. This time about a picture of seashells on a North Carolina beach a year ago. And this won't be the end of it. But nothing has changed with me. I'm still innocent. I'm still not afraid. And I still believe in the independent federal judiciary. So let's go.

9-11 months of hard work by the FBI to determine if the seashells were a threat against the president. What an elite, efficient agency it is under Kash.

Notice how a book can make you gay, a vaccine can make you autistic, a mask can make you sicker, and a poster of the Ten Commandments can make you moral, but guns don’t kill people.

Fuck ALL of these Motherfuckers. Every last Motherfucking one of them. I had to get that out. Carry on.

Crazy how Fetterman had no history of buying stocks until he got elected to the Senate. And for someone with no stock trading experience, he's managed to do REALLY well with his investments there. One lucky dude, huh?

I wish we would quit pretending he is a legitimate president and get rid of him through the Democratic process. I would love for democracy to bring the thing that brings down fascism.

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

The level of greed is sickening.

If I saw this on the beach 🏖️ I’d probably get teary eyed. The scooter club is vibing. Thank you for all the people who help these dogs live their best life.

And with no end in sight to the war or the plundering of our public funds, things will only get worse.

Melania is calling for @jimmykimmel.com to be fired. @jimmykimmel.com should call for the release of Melania’s Citizenship Test…

Posting this every damn day!

He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

If you haven't already, it's time to boycott this company. They don't seem to care if we die or get cancer. Let's not care if they make any money.

Well, would you look at that: "There is a path to Ukraine achieving overwhelming drone dominance at all levels and inflicting the casualties required to cause a Russian collapse."

Ben Meiselas on the Comey indictment: You frickin’ snowflake losers. I mean, aren’t these people just the biggest losers in the world? It’s a crew of snowflake losers. Who likes this crew? They’re weird. They’re losers. And they’re going to lose this criminal case.