I watched Tron Ares yesterday, and I can't understand how you can make a movie which is essentially about someone not being able to get 29 minutes away from a warehouse.

@fifaclubworldcup.bsky.social Is this Trump thing a fucking joke I don't understanding or have you finally lost the tiny bit of integrity you may have had?

War loving #netanyahu making that orange baboon look like the idiot he is.

Reporting live from Chicago, there’s no “hellscape” I’d rather be in.

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Keyboardists on Britney's songs have it slightly easier than other performers.. lol 🎵🎶🎹😅 #music #popsongs #keyboard

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

I'm not sure if anyone will see this, but I'm in a terrible stage of my life and I'm hoping someone out there can cheer me up, make me feel better or at least make me feel connected to something more than the anxiety and misery I'm trying (and failing) to deal with right now.

Slayers

Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable.

@scottjohnson.zip and @coverville.com - heard the discussion about KFC toothpaste on TMS and it reminded me I have this horror in my run collection. Bleurgh!!!

Conclave doesn't start for a couple of weeks so I've got plenty of time to stick up my free wallchart from The Mirror and make my predictions on who makes the knockout stages.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

YOU GUYS.

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

Hero.

I've just realized that Avowed is released on Tuesday and I've got a week of work AND my wife is going to Ireland for 5 days on Wednesday. So I guess I'll be playing Avowed non-stop in my pajamas. God I love half term holidays.

My wife was getting frustrated with some of the online knitting/crochet pattern creators being pay walled, so I told her I could probably make something... So anyways I threw together a PoC in an hour or so. github.com/NickDJM/wip-...

Everyone in the US should watch Alex Garland's Civil War right now. It seems it's only a few years away from being reality.

"You have to nip it in the bud IMMEDIATELY."

lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK???? me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD

Back in work tomorrow and I'll be spending the day in a dimly lit cupboard sized room full of spiders (I have a arachnophobia) sorting through old bottles of highly corrosive and dangerous chemicals which haven't been touched in decades. What could possibly go wrong.

Just remembered about the girl at uni who was disappointed by the movie "BLACK HAWK DOWN" (2001) because she was under the impression it had 'some aliens' in it. Somalians. It has *somalians* in it.

@thescottjohnson.com Ace Combat 7 being reduced to 4.99 on steam is also a massive steal ! Great timing considering recent conversations on @coreshow.bsky.social

Me: *Tries to sit down* Chair: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills Waiter: Sorry Sir, that seat is Taken

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

what’s made of brass and sounds like tom jones trombones

Scotland looks stiff this morning.

If any fellow geeks/nerds want to ask me any questions about forensics (I specialized in drugs analysis) feel free to ask away. I may not be able to answer your question, but I bet I have a related interesting story 🥼🧑‍🔬🧪🧬

Tonight is mostly about staying warm, playing Dragon Age The Veilguard, drinking some beer and maybe watching a little YouTube. And then sleeeeeep, lots of lovely sleep.

Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.

Scotland puts great emphasis on the healing power of art, especially poetry. That's why every Scottish hospital has a Burns unit.

I suppose I better post something. Erm. Hi. It's me, that nerd who likes forensics, gaming, beer and stuff. Just general stuff. No preference on the stuff side of things. Cheers.