Donny Marshall and Tim Brando is my nightmare blunt rotation

They’re calling it the most divorced anyone has ever been

need a couple sets for azzi out of the commercial break. get to the midrange and get her going and they'll pull away

UConn chants in their fuckin grills lol

College football is a mess every year but this year is particularly hilarious

If you’re excited for 2026 you’re a fucking moron. Sam Altman is going to do a New York Times town hall with Alan Dershowitz called “Should Underage A.I. Marriage Be Legal?” ABC will launch “Ben 2 Ben” with Ben Shapiro and Ben Domenech. 20 young nazis from Jubilee are the new hosts of Meet the Press

Counter point - who cares

What gets me about executives at movie/videogame studios being taken aback at consumer backlash to AI is that they seem genuinely surprised that we like the human beings that make the things that we like

Hurley unloading on the ref as time expired lol

Being a college basketball ref must rule, just drunk as hell not watching the game blowing your whistle whenever it feels right regardless of what happened

Maybe building an offense around missing shots isn’t effective for 40 minutes?

UConn up 5 on Florida but Florida coach Todd Golden feels comfortable with the margin because it’s under 18.

I have no choice but to assume Todd Golden is the stupidest coach to ever win a natty

Boogie Fland looks sorry as fuck

FOOT ON NECK

I fucking hate everything about Florida

Does anyone else feel like we’re down 15

Try James Breeding in The Hague

For too long, America's most powerful public figures were not Doing Shit Like This. Those days are over.

UConn is winning because we have the Mandate of Heaven

Everyone’s always like “oh yeah football sundays I love football football is the best sport” and then you check the games in your market and it’s Jets-Falcons and Colts-Texans. This sport is lowkey garbage imo

HBO cracking down on subscription sharing is the surest sign we’re in a recession

This guy sucks

Is Malachi Smith UConn’s best backup PG since Craig Austrie?

Let’s fuckin go huskies however the second half is a major issue for this team so far this year

UConn looks….

These are the people we’re asked to compromise with

Not a “good or not” but every time I watch a Yorgos movie I can’t tell if I like it, love it or hate it

Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old

My unpopular opinion is that we don't really know any more about foreign accounts manipulating U.S. politics on Twitter than we did before this update. There's no way of knowing who specifically used a VPN and who didn't. It's obvious that this is a problem but we don't have better data on it now.

Jefferson was a massive piece of shit who had every opportunity to free the slaves in his possession and chose not to, even after his death. He was not progressive on race. He was racist slave owning scum, don’t try to sanitize the American myth of our nation’s founding. They were all racist garbage

Happy with the win for football, but it’s time to get into the headspace for some top-10 Husky basketball

IT HAS BEEN 0️⃣ DAYS SINCE SEEING THE NAME SYDNEY SWEENEY

ALL RISE (AGAIN).

 Aaron Judge has been named the AL MVP, the third of his career.

you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric

C-level execs have been working from home since the fucking 90s. As soon as the general labor force starts doing it, oh no it’s a doomsday portent of the coming apocalypse. The only difference between us and the c-suite is our jobs are real and actually matter

Be mindful with your posts, I dont know if Fetterman is right wing enough for people to get suspended for saying this is funny

Is this a real question?

Whenever you’re ready Alan

lol

i don't care if you're here legally and i do not care what you buy with SNAP. you could not pay me to care!!!

Fuck the blue jays

This Louvre heist is the craziest robbery I’ve seen since they gave Jimmer POY over Kemba

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

Certain celebrity deaths are harder to process than others because the person in question was so full of life and creativity and originality that you just assume it's never going to end.

I’m fired up about the Yankees and fired up about beating Boston but we are celebrating a wild card win a little too much imo

It would be funny if the rapture happened and all these Christian nationalists got left behind for being dogshit