happy pride month I'm ace and this is due by tonight while we haven't been able to raise even 10%.

I consider it a violation of my personal human rights to have to look at an ad at basically any time

Types Of Souls Bosses: - guy in a room totally freakin out - Stomp Jomperson - the gang is back together and they hate you - Bumpos Palace of Tricks - you interrupted my dinner/mourning and now you gotta die

If you trade hacked in level 100 shiny pokemon with perfect stats then you will not reach enlightenment and escape the cycle of death and rebirth.

And we're settled! Thank you all for the reposts and help, I really appreciate it! bsky.app/profile/doch...

So I helped my mom with some financial issues and kept our rent paid but now I'm going to end up short on the less important, but still would-rather-not-miss car insurance and car payment. I gotta pull together $770 by Tuesday. Any help is appreciated! paypal.me/DocHospital

For you

frot dog real???

People are pouring billions of dollars into AI in vain, fruitless attempts to reach even a fraction of the power of Early CD-ROM voice acting youtu.be/-X_07LeKofw?...

It’s time

Looking at Dragon Quest 11 S mods and seeing an "unlocalization patch" (that claims to be more faithful to the original Japanese) but it switches the "Dragon Quest" name to "Dragon Warrior". You cannot make this shit up.

Carbuncle 'Puyo Puyo Sun' SEGA Saturn

SHE GAVE ME BRAIN SO GOOD I SAID IT WAS A SMART BOMB OUTMANEUVERED THE OPP AND SHOT HIS WING OFF TO WATCH HIM FALL OUTTA THE SKY I'M A FUCKIN MERCENARY, I'M LOYAL TO WHOEVER PAYS THE MOST SMOKED THAT OUT OF THIS DIMENSION PACK AND GOT SOFTLOCKED TO THE FUCKIN' COUCH. I SAW A SLOT MACHINE

Slightly diminish a book: Bud Meridian bsky.app/profile/mewn...

New games are all named shit like "Revenge: Origins", cost a trillion dollars to make, and launch with a second mortgage's worth of DLC. Old games are named shit like "Boopy di Beepo", feature 130 kinda okay puzzle levels, and have a crazy dark ending that traumatized at least three millennials.

"Squim!" and it's a PAL only total visual overhaul of a cutesy JP platformer where the monster girl shopkeeper has been redrawn to a horrifying newspaper comics child with a futbol

New games are all named shit like "Revenge: Origins", cost a trillion dollars to make, and launch with a second mortgage's worth of DLC. Old games are named shit like "Boopy di Beepo", feature 130 kinda okay puzzle levels, and have a crazy dark ending that traumatized at least three millennials.

the only time this joke has ever been funny

Occasionally I go to re-read the comments on 'Burning Men's Soul'.

as i fucked its wife

modern sunsoft is fucking crazy dude what the fuck do you mean they're making a sequel to TRAG and it's metal gear acid store.steampowered.com/app/4612870/...

go to your room

Mark, this is GOOD NEWS

Moon Wars III: Re-friend of the Child

i'm hallucinating

INNOCENT JOKESTER: haha, if bob is short for robert, then blob must be short for... blobert!! HUMOR SATAN: wouldn't it be short for rlobert you stupid son of a bitch?? i'm going to KILL you

It's always kinda hilarious to see the disconnect between what people carry and what they actually do. You've got people posting pictures of them carrying shit like a prybar, a glock 19, and a compass and then it's like Profession: Stockbroker

I merged the two most inspirational artpieces in internet history

i wonder other cultures' equivalents to "Lemon-Stealing Whores"/"I'm Not at the Beach, This is a Bathtub" are that is, porn works that are well-known entirely for how funny they (or specific scenes/bits of dialogue in them) are, rather than any of the actual sex.

Reading about the Hungarian elections and just making this face

THERAPIST: the made-up candy from resident evil 3 remake that sounds like how they used to pronounce cao cao before warriors orochi isn't real, it can't hurt you THE MADE-UP CANDY FROM RESIDENT EVIL 3 REMAKE THAT SOUNDS LIKE HOW THEY USED TO PRONOUNCE CAO CAO BEFORE WARRIORS OROCHI:

Hey! I ended up grabbing the wrong size case for my PC. The return window has closed on it so if anyone wants to buy a Meshify 3 Ambience Pro RGB. Hit me up!

this is my other fav

LRT I need people to please, PLEASE, actually develop a moral backbone to your consumer habits. Now more than ever companies are extorting us for more and more bullshit. It started with horse armor and because people didn't care, we're here. Draw a LINE. All AI is bad, doesn't matter what's "fun".

the goddamn company itself is calling its own game a trojan horse to spread AI acceptance fuck this game forever, fuck these devs. do not trust any amount of backpedaling.

I've had a few unexpected expenses push me closer to the red zone than I would like. If anyone can help me push through to next week, any help is appreciated, and reposts are welcome. paypal.me/DocHospital

the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House

archive photo of the world's first Axis Powers Hetalia fan