::Interview Friday::

why doompost when you could Doom (1993) post? i think this cacodemon is rather sharp

I blew my nose earlier and a little pink fragment came out. For a split second I thought it was brain but actually it was a grapefruit pulp that got stuck to my palette. I'm so tired 🫩 🧠

Morning walk

Cold brew + Dr Pepper together at last 🥂

I'm excited by the chill in the air but the changing of the seasons always does my head in 😞 Can't get to sleep at a decent time and can't stay asleep to save my life.

🧇Please oh syrupy lord let me get this job🧇

46, thanks Internet! jkirchartz.com/demos/How_Ma...

“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace.” ― Milan Kundera

you got insomnia in my anxiety! you got anxiety in my insomnia! Reese's Anxiety Insomnia Cups™

I want a reverse vacation. I want to stay home and have everyone I know go away for a week.

If you see this, post something pink 💖✨

A woman OD'd out front of the shop today, and I'm still processing it. I called 911, stayed with them until the ambulance came. Thankfully, my teeth have unclenched, but I still can't seem to take a deep enough breath. I hope they're ok.

I just need to make it to the end of the week, and then the end of the year, and then the end of my life.

There is a shortage of good news these days 💚🌩💚

I hope one day I can have a garden of my own but for now I'm eternally grateful to live in an area that has things blooming in every possible season 💚

I’ll never forgive the universe for making it far easier to be angry or sad than it is to be happy.

now that everything that used to be $1 is $5 i fully understand why my grandparents generation would never stop talking about how cheap gum used to be

Hungry babies #pigeonsky

"Thank God we have weed to help cope with that ORANGE PUBIC HAIR they have in the White House!" - my favorite elderly patron

all of the old Looney Tunes cartoons are free on Tubi right now if you need some whimsy and/or escape

Birb friends

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet

Every night, I say a little prayer before I fall asleep.

Oh laying down is nice

If you told lonely teenage mall goth me that when I grew up there would be a Wednesday Addams themed meal at Wendy's I would have thought you were loony.

Very annoying for all these other people to also be at the supermarket getting food they need to live

I wish there were an app that helps you find local repair shops and services run exclusively by old timers who gab your ear off and if they can't help you they know three other old timers who can.

Baby fever?? No. BABY BEAVER! 🥺 #bluesky

i have tragically been diagnosed with AI Derangement Syndrome. a very difficult time for my family. i am being sent to the seaside to be wheeled around in a wicker wheelchair by a nurse in a little hat

I just want to eat cheese and glue things to other things.

My brain is fried and I need a mimic disguised as a weighted blanket to eat me

The secret to cooking is realizing you have no retirement funds or Healthcare system so you may as well eat bacon and butter and enjoy what years you do have

My fan club was waiting for me at work today.

Time really stands still at Market Basket.

So. This is me rn—see Sarah Scribbles static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp...

Weighted blanket is no longer enough. I need to sleep between the box spring and the mattress.

Zamboni shapes 💚

"When people fall in love with someone's flowers, but not their roots, they don't know what to do when autumn comes."

I love wasting my time manually filling out a job application after uploading my painstakingly re-hashed resume, only for the website you apply on to freeze up at the final step. Not infuriating at all 👍😑👍

This one’s actually worth watching! 💚

It's nice to get away for a few days but I missed my bed 🌲🛏️🌲

Compliments from old ladies are always S tier 💚

one of the things that has struck me consistently throughout my entire adult life is how quickly people seem to completely forget what it was like to be a child. the way they felt, the things they wanted and needed. i don't understand because i have never forgotten that

It’s #InternationalNonbinaryPeoplesDay! Celebrating all the wonderful humans! (And a special shout-out to all the amazing folks in my life who are nonbinary. Thanks for being you!)

in light of the current state of the world, i will be briefly pausing my job search in favor of having a complete fucking meltdown

What are the healing properties of breakfast sandwiches and why haven't we harnessed it pill form yet?

I informed the old punk that I have heard that asking people to wear masks just isn’t good politics, and after a moment the old punk replied: taking care of other people isn’t about doing good politics, taking care of other people is about doing good.

Clean sheets + shaved legs = 💚💜💚