okay chat how do we make a scots translation of pghrt.diy happen because the comedic potential here is significant on top of the important linguistic potential

1. i hate the new york times 2. this is extremely based btw. more women should take testosterone if they want it. testosterone and estrogen supplementation for women in menopause is extremely useful for giving them energy and libido back. suffering is not virtuous nor necessary! menopause SUCKS!!!!

What kills me about Platner Nazi tattoo thing is that it's literally the same skull from the "are we the baddies?" sketch, which aired a year before he got that tattoo.

One of the best thing about the Portland protests is CNN has to do attributions to all the footage they use so it's all this

ok the actual lesson is that everyone has to campaign in the nude. like the greeks of old

the way this would've changed me

Oh nooooo, Lindsey Halligan, this is not how any of this works (15 screens into a Signal exchange) www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...

DANYA NARODITSKY NO WHAT?? 😭😭 haven't even been watching chess lately but he just seemed like an eternal character in it. holy shit. so so young

One must imagine Sisyphus suffering as the point

responses about quantum computers counts as the first bullet point btw

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.

hittin the bass A1 in rehearsal!!!! oh i need to go lab that out to make it consistent

I personally said not a word on here about the ceasefire because I am old and I know Israel.

“Average musician makes $12 a month on Spotify. The fact that they are not even able to sell a record and it’s taken from them by rich motherfuckers on streaming platforms who get paid royally by record labels,Ticketmaster, merch companies. They’re all fucking getting paid, except for the musician.”

having regular gigs as a singer is wild because you're always gauging where your body and voice and energy are at but also in the moment things can splat out so unexpectedly. terribly, terribly exhausted this morning. just tryna get through the day. but fucking locked in musically

I challenge the methodology in this chart b/c there is nothing to distinguish online dating via mobile app (demeaning, soul-draining, numbers game wherein profit is leeched from your suffering) vs online dating via flirting in the DMs (principled, skill-based, derived from human traditions of rizz)

Found Andrew Cuomo in Pokémon Legends ZA

“Mamdani” is perfectly phonetic so I’d say these guys must be willfully mispronouncing except mine is perfectly phonetic too and it’s never stopped anyone from going on a dipthong sidequest

(i have not played either game) is mario kart world just mirror's edge but with racing

a video about the biomechanics of carlos alcaraz's forehand, the way he transfers his body movement into his racket. observing, as my therapist says, where the anxiety sits and seeing if i can make it surge from one part of my body to another

dying in a 90s console game: -1 life, try again! dying in a 90s computer game: I don't know what to say man. You just make me fucking sick. i don't know what unloving god was cruel enough to waste the miracle of life on your pathetic existence for his base amusement. buy our hint guide for 19.99.

Heartbroken that, per his social media accounts, Drew Struzan has left us. His poster and album art was quite simply shorthand for imagination for countless young people.

she told me that the main thing is that fossilized bone will stick to the tongue in a way that rock will not, so it's a "good" quick test to rule out if something is bone.

LECORNU REMIS MAIS WHAT

I couldn't believe this but it's true, Thiel can't decide whether the antichrist is Greta or Big Yud. Positively reeling.

Thiessen having a good chuckle about his fired liberal colleagues - some of whom he worked with for 15 years - is a good reminder that token conservatives at mainstream news outlets are/were there to destroy them, not to contribute to them.

I KNOW this is clickbait, but the thing that's wildest to me about it is that its premise—that Cash is uncool but his music is underappreciated—is pretty much completely upside-down. Cash was one of the coolest cats who ever lived, in spite of the fact that a lot of his music was corny as hell.

finally watch k-pop demon hunters. i can see why people like it, it was an enjoyable popcorn flick, the music was catchy, fun jokes, etc. i think people reading it as a queer narrative are off-base though. in my reading it's much more bluntly a christian narrative of sin, shame, and forgiveness

telling a cis friend she needs to actually state needs and proactively relationship-build like telling a husband he needs to pick up his socks and do the dishes trans women really are the women of women

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 27,1946

Worked up a poster for Sinners - that cross section of horror movies, period pieces, and roots music checks an awful lot of my boxes, and heavens but it was beautifully made.

yesss and on the flipside i hate that calling e.g. the computer mario kart racers "AI" like we've done for decades leaves a weird taste in the mouth now

The girlfriend of TWO of the founders of antifa!

Funny you mention that

give greta thunberg a gundam

being doing a lot of what i call "recklessly reaching out", like if i'm gonna be cursedly on social media i might as well, like, dm people when i see their posts. in aggregate ppl must appreciate it? got a dm back today that i made her day. feeling like i'm doing the good thing

i don't think it's ethical to keep a pikachu that you only bring out of the ball for electrical kink stuff and charging your cell phone

i am so sick of joycest and jennycest. like i don't really object to it on a moral level but it's so boring

i am uncomfortable that bill's computer is now asking me to scan in my driver's license before i can verify that i am old enough to download a gardevoir

My personal timeline is full of autistic people trying to explain that there isn't more autism than before, it's just that we're better at detecting it, and there's nothing more autistic than hoping explaining something at length will help matters when nobody is really listening.

Currently at: — only buy tech too old to have AI built in — painstakingly disable AI every time they add it to something that used to work perfectly well — if it can't be switched off, abandon the platform or tool — if there are no good alternatives, avoid the AI parts — patiently wait for the crash

a cool thing about trans people is that just existing in normal every day life on social media we will cause people who would otherwise pass as just a normal liberal reveal that they were actually just insane reactionary conservatives the entire time and also total fucking cowards about it

this is our cracker barrel moment

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

watching the jimothy cool video on power creep. i do think (and i say this as a true blue genwunner) that a lot of power creep is actually just there being more mons. ya girl jolteon's competing with a thousand other mons instead of 150, just by probability it's probably gonna drop off