If you listen to senate hearings as much as I do (yes I know I do not have to do this) you really come to hate Chuck Grassley. He is an old man just venting about every minor quibble in his career and since he’s chair nobody can tell him to shut the fuck up.

We’re friends (almost, sort of)

Say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

“You can’t uninvent AI” okay but we also can’t uninvent mirrors that you strap on your shoe to look up skirts but I still get to think everyone who uses one is a fucking creep.

We use an app for shopping lists and I just want to make sure Gennie picks up the essentials.

Alfred Hitchcock was the master of suspense.

My wife’s cousin Andee was on the ground in Gaza at Al Quds hospital. The things she shared from there will haunt me. Stop the genocide, NOW! apnews.com/article/gaza...

Just a reminder to blast your cache before the rapture!

This is exactly what a baby trying to convince his doctor not to give him a shot would say.

The amount of old folks who are gonna end up with heart problems because they hear that Tylenol is bad for you (non-specific) and stop taking it…

When you see a guy who’s a 5.

wtf do you mean Arctic means “near the bear” and Antarctic means “not near the bear”

I keep seeing people saying Rosanne’s show got cancelled when she did but it didn’t. It just finished its seventh and final season without her! It’s making me crazy.

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

Hello Friends. I am ecstatic to announce that I have reacquired the entire Spontaneanation catalogue and effective immediately you can find every episode wherever you get your podcasts. Don’t get drunk and fight each other.

And credit it to @staceywescott.bsky.social for the @chicagotribune.com

We used to have a running joke on Columboys that you should never trust a magician and that was mostly about Randy specifically. www.latimes.com/lifestyle/st...

The staffer behind Sen Cassidy looks like he’s absolutely tripping balls and trying to hold it together.

So the plan is take a bunch of people who you believe support political violence, destroy their lives and their livelihoods, and leave them with a lot of free time and nothing to lose? Doesn’t seem like you’ve thought this through.

He’s using the stoning of gay people as a REBUTTAL to “love thy neighbor as thyself.” So the only way that he could have been saying he doesn’t think gay people should be publicly executed is to argue that he doesn’t think either is true.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

I guess he just tripped and methodically planned and executed an assassination with a perfect getaway.

Now that the identity of the shooter is known, what you won’t see is people on the left valorizing them or even bothering to know their name. We all know that if the situation were reversed and he was the right wing assassin of a leftist that they would be making memes calling him a hero and worse.

The pug on my route who gives high fives has a new corgi friend. The best.

He died doing what he loved: blaming America’s gun violence problem on minorities.

Is this the peak or the nadir of Debate Bros?

@knowledgefight.bsky.social Oh-oh, here he comes Watch your hands, he'll chew ‘em up Oh-oh, here he comes He’s a hand-biter

We’ve all already heard about this letter and all the details of it but somehow the actual document is even weirder than expected.

Next on the agenda: Donald Trump is going to make them paint the missiles red because it makes them “go faster.”

The biggest upshot of renaming the DoD is that it’s going to be a lot easier to justify cutting their budget. $800 billion for defense, cant cut that! $800 billion for war is a harder sell.

Tanks and guns, not franks and buns. Ballistic missles, not fatalistic epistles. Surface to air, not waxed facial hair. Ground invasion, not tax evasion.

Hello Eric, this is your campaign manager speaking. I am advising you today to please keep saying this shit.

Have you ever in your fucking life heard a politician ask people to stop sending money?

Chappaquiddick. Vietnam War. At least by eliminating vaccine mandates RFKjr will be the greatest Kennedy from one specific perspective.

I’m not a parent but I’ve been a full time guardian for over 6 years now and when people like RFK say “parents know what’s best for their children” I have to call bullshit. Parents don’t know what the fuck we’re doing! That’s why it’s important to have experts we can trust to tell us!

RFK: When I was a kid there were only 3 vaccines that were required, and I was fine. *breathes into the mic like a dying Anakin Skywalker for 3 hours*

RFK said “we should talk about this offline” to Chuck Grassley in a Senate hearing.

AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!!

You have to constantly stay vigilant when walking in New York at night. Otherwise you might not notice Alan Cumming sitting atop a glittery elephant in the back of a truck for some goddamn reason.

“Don’t Google lemon party” “Why is it gross?” “No it’s just… not particularly helpful.”

He’s a 10 but he loves grape nuts

It's getting harder and harder to deny that AGI is a near certainty. This kind of rapid expansion, this level of investment and infrastructural shift, this amount of *risk* - it doesn't happen without astronomical reward. The other day I saw a big barn, which can only mean one thing: giant horses

@knowledgefight.bsky.social @oldmanweldon.bsky.social Well that’s half my shift sorted.

It used to be that PAX was more walking than I did in a month. Now that I’m a carrier it’s barely 1/4 of an average day.

Okay so we invented a little machine that talks to you! It will try to answer any question you give it and it may not always get it right but we’re working hard to make it better. Also it may try to convince you to kill yourself or your loved ones. Okayenjoybye!

Hmm! I guess you can’t indict a ham sandwich.

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!