Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

Let this be a warning: dispose of your podcast meat properly!

Has anybody tried the multiplayer in Slay the Spire II/does anyone want to check out the multiplayer with me?

True Art

Haha, Markwaynemullin doesn’t know it’s now his job to fuck Corey Lewandowski

Kristi Noemployment

My third grandchild will be born under a blood moon and a worm moon. A little blood worm baby.

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war. The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints. One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

If you’re in need of a little bright spot today amid the doomscroll, please take a couple minutes to watch the video for Sabrina Carpenter’s Manchild. even if you’re not a fan of the song I guarantee the video will get its hooks in you. youtu.be/aSugSGCC12I?...

There’s a lot going on in the world right now but I just barely got through a dog interaction with my skin intact. My satchel and the mail were less lucky. Kind of full of adrenaline now but it’s wearing off

listen, assassinating the leader of an extremist theocracy has never resulted in peace but maybe this time…

I married a gamer

Not the biggest Jasmine Crockett fan but are we sure we want to put our energy behind this turnip with a face drawn on it and the soul of Beto ORourke?

No pills, no sleep, no caffeine! Look out world! No seriously look out.

I don’t know if Tony Todd would be a good therapist but I’d love to hear him say any advice he had

Timeless humour! A 2,000 year-old Roman souvenir pen with a joke inscription roughly equivalent to: “I went to Rome and all I got you was this cheap pen!" 😂 Dated circa 70 AD, this iron stylus pen was recovered in London during excavations by MOLA. 📷 Juan Jose Fuldain/MOLA #Archaeology

Sometimes you see a post from someone and you think I’d love to never see anything from them again. You could block them but there is another path.

ACAB includes this little rat

Ricardo Montalban may have been the best person in the world to ever fake playing the piano www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Q4...

So the new Star Trek Voyager game is out. You can end the series (and the game) immediately by getting the Caretaker to send you home in the first episode. BEST ADAPTATION EVER.

if you’re wondering why I often talk like a weird robot, I just got this text from my dad

Out of respect for our boys in blue, Kid Rock is changing the lyric “I can smell a pig from a mile away” to “I respect the cops each and every day”

I can tell that the new MtG set is good when certain houses start getting a lot of small card-shaped envelopes

I’m not sure what caused me to start punching in my sleep but fortunately I was facing the wall and not Gennie so the only one I hurt was myself

A plane has been circling low over downtown for a half hour. It's starting to get concerning.

Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time

Meanwhile this guy is LOVING LIIIIFE

it is important to make sure you know which bag you’re grabbing

how is the live-action Nic Cage Spider-Noir show real?

My route was inspected today so I had a ride-along all day. At one point he said “you seem like the kind of guy who just wants to do his work and go home” and I was just like FUCK YEAH THIS GUY FUCKING GETS IT

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

expecting a lot of happy but slightly hungover faces at the depot today

checks out

Capitalism has ruined health care but have you considered that the way out might be capitalism?

As a basically unaffiliated viewer I’d love to see the Pats run it back somehow. That’s good football!

Patriots guy who pushed the Hawk into that interception for MVP

sorry @regretagarbo.rip

Ring can now use AI to find your dog if its lost! We can also find lots of other things or people maybe. Yes we share our data with law enforcement agencies. Don’t worry about it!

These butts brought to you by Levi’s. Levi’s: We Have the Butts!

the hell did you just say to me you

It used to be that people would ask “Mackintosh like the computer?” Now they ask “Mackintosh like the guy in Blank Check?”

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

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Cross-posting this comment from Jeet Heer over on Twitter. It really is kind of funny that Musk is just totally unable to pick up on code and innuendo.

still chucklin at the clip of Tim Pool being like “IM NOT LICKING THE BOOT I AM THE BOOT IM LICKING MYSELF LAL LAL LAL”

Just saw a loose dog on my route and knocked on a nearby door to ask if they recognized him. The guy’s first impulse was to yell “get out of here” at the dog. Never related to a person less.

We have Richard Schiff at home

Man really did the High Five the Drowning Victim meme