Sydney Sweeney is just yassified Flo from Progressive and I’m tired of living this lie.

Would you rather the moon be in the path of a an asteroid the size of 240 toasters or 240 toaster-sized asteroids?

The penalty for injuring a cop is your freedom, your safety, or your life. The penalty for a cop who injures you is nothing. In fact if a cop hurts you you're to blame and it is a crime to try to stop the cops from hurting you.

Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it. Everyone, give @skatunenetwork.bsky.social your money. They deserve it.

This is just @mkupperman.bsky.social's 4-Playo3000 but for video games and not...making your wife cum. michaelkupperman.com/shop/unneces...

“Debate me” rhetoric begs you to enter an argument because then there will be two sides. I get tempted! To argue *why* therapy is good for men. And that’s a trap! No. To argue why is to cede ground. Therapy works. Vaccines save lives. Trans people are people. Somali people are people. Done.

No, new wars!

it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn

The final day

I’ll pass.

oh god we CANT let a dude like this leave

If I let people see that I have emotions they might think of me as a person and I simply can’t have that.

Like it's still fascism if they suck at it

Getting ready for Literal Name Translation January. A beloved Bluesky tradition that I just made up.

I look about ten years younger than I am and I feel twenty years older.

INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what

Invest in chisels in 2028 because there’s gonna be a run on them next year.

If this were true, they wouldn't be banning the medical care that does this.

The two genders.

The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff

Every single platform I play games on is desperate to shove Hogwarts Legacy in to my library whether I want it or not.

It’s hard to believe that a legacy that began with “hot girls reading cheat codes” has come to this…

I don’t know if I like the new Overwatch game mode.

This is what I think of when people say AI will destroy the world. The danger is not AI becoming self aware and deciding to kill us. It’s people in power deciding AI is self aware and giving up decision making to a glorified autocorrect.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

There is no way to provide reliable mail service to the entire United States profitably. Nobody in government ever complains about the Army posting a loss, but that’s because it puts money directly in the pockets of their paymasters.

We need to have Trump reimbursing America for all the times we’re going to have to chisel his fucking name off of shit www.cnn.com/2025/12/03/p...

Spider-Man rules apply. Nobody knows who she is. We’ve all never seen her before.

in love

Look at this fucking free handout at ComicCon garbage they gave Trump. That fucking nylon lanyard ribbon! Jesus that’s embarrassing.

Pirro said the pipe bombing suspect had "not a lot of social media". She should call me, because I have now found his: Twitter, Tumblr, Soundcloud, YouTube channel, songs he made on YouTube, Steam, and about five fanfic and gaming forum accounts.

Just saw a coyote on my route. If it touches any of my cats we’re gonna have a fuckin problem.

Uh oh.

Would you like to permanently change your relationship with death? Consider working for the United States Postal Service!

If anyone knows any faeries, gnomes, or anthropomorphic bugs who are house-hunting there’s a gorgeous new construction on my route.

Happy second birthday to Professor (Baby) Toast! Still soft. Still sweet. Still stupid as hell.

AI is somehow making me wistful for the glory days of shutterstock.

I was born in a hospital across the street from where this was filmed/took place.

bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life

Saw a weird cat.

"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."

Obviously a lie. None of my friends think I’m interesting.

Kellogg CEO thinks cereal could help find cures for most cancers etc

Mamdani’s Dom Mommy is this anything g

It’s hard to believe he couldn’t connect with people with his rampant corruption punctuated by running over electric scooters with steamrollers.

Congratulations to a realtor in Tampa who is about to get a Cuomo-sized commission!

People don’t understand how unbelievably big the LEVs are. They’re fucking massive. If they took the same design and made it LLV size they’d be great but they’re ridiculous.

A tragedy took place here.

Does “aloof” mean “I want her to step on me?” Because…

Cuomo’s final pitch to voters: