sopranos youtube comments are always like "damn. ice cold kill from a real gangster!" on a clip of a crying man frantically beating someone to death for implying he's gay or his dick's small or whatever

Somehow they gave a coding AI autism and it’s special interest is “lil guys”

Is anyone who follows me also familiar with the many trials of Mr Magoo or am I the only one with this sickness?

Reading the govt filings related to the ballroom injunction and it seems clear to me that whatever they’re building UNDER it is the actual goal.

Trump isn’t the first president obsessed with his ballroom. Here’s Lyndon B. Johnson discussing it with an executive of Haggar Slacks.

Trump’s gonna lose his base by not giving them the credit they want for their racist terrorism

just a complete shambles of a person

reese witherspoon and me with my fork had just settled in for a long winter’s pork

do you think that the Rudy from ‘Tutti Fruitti’ and ‘A Message To You Rudy’ are the same guy?

nobody fuck this up

I guess I haven’t said it enough but fuck AI and crypto

bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom

stay classy, Tacoma

got reminded of a guy who faded from public view in the last 10 years and god damn that dude sucked.

I guess I've always thought Contrapoints was an asshole, I just used to think she was an entertaining one.

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded. “This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.” www.advocate.com/politics/nat...

I worry that the great tragedy of my life will be that my genius was properly celebrated during my time.

you’ve experienced the Seattle Freeze but have you tried the

Excuse me, what band?

The Hills guy is running for mayor of LA?

Does the Navy getting scurvy affect lethality?

this absolute beast

kushner spotted going into a meeting with iranian envoys while holding legal pad with note reading "ignore mistretta unless backed by gallano"

I don’t want a computer that looks like a glass obelisk, I want this

i think a cool thing is that every time some right winger is revealed to have, let’s say, a non-normative sexuality, i get to hear what liberals really think about me but feel they can’t voice :)

sometimes google can be very literal

It’s hole filling season.

After tomorrow I’m being forced to move to a different route in the station. Mostly I’m gonna miss HER

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something said something bread something bottled something red

Batman and Robin has poisoned my brain because i heard this in Arnold’s Mr Freeze voice

I know it’s round but that looks flat as hell

They showed me the bomb, it's very big. I said this is a big bomb, maybe the biggest. Maybe when we drop it I'll ride it out of the plane. Just don't say yee haw, they said, but maybe I'll say it. What do you think, should I ride the bomb and say yee haw? *The crowd roars* I'm gonna say it.

Okay I’m listening to a podcast and they also talked about “there’s a side of the moon where it’s always dark.” Do people really think this?!?! It’s a fucking metaphor!

Dammit you got us again Naomi, the light source is the COVID VACCINE

In case of nuclear winter, your mail may be delayed.

if it’s for entertainment purposes only then fucking why is it in all their business software

wait “universal” means everybody?!?!?

The current administration believes in the great replacement so is their plan to drop enough pilots into Iran to change the voting demographics?

people say “I never get anything interesting in the mail.” I don’t know, have you tried being a more interesting person?

simplified (and probably factually wrong) observation: The US Justice Dept is in the supreme court arguing that an undocumented resident is not subject to the laws of the US, while simultaneously arguing in NY that the head of a foreign government on foreign soil is.

An unsung hero of modern culture is the sound technician who said “hey what if Pokemon just shout their own name instead of me having to create 300+ sound effect libraries of individual original roars.”

The biggest gift Elon will leave to the culture of the future is “lost Martian colony” as a historical setting.

next you’ll be telling me that privatizing the mail won’t make it faster or cheaper!

@davidmalki.com forgot one of the most frustrating things about being a postal carrier! going to the same houses day after day means you will develop internal jokes about things at the houses that you notice. It is not possible to express these jokes to anyone else effectively

listening to a podcast episode where they read creepypastas and Candle Cove comes up @krisstraub.com