MackJonite
@mackj.bsky.social
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shaun
about 6 hours ago
sopranos youtube comments are always like "damn. ice cold kill from a real gangster!" on a clip of a crying man frantically beating someone to death for implying he's gay or his dick's small or whatever
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Somehow they gave a coding AI autism and itâs special interest is âlil guysâ
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2 days ago
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Is anyone who follows me also familiar with the many trials of Mr Magoo or am I the only one with this sickness?
3 days ago
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Reading the govt filings related to the ballroom injunction and it seems clear to me that whatever theyâre building UNDER it is the actual goal.
3 days ago
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Trump isnât the first president obsessed with his ballroom. Hereâs Lyndon B. Johnson discussing it with an executive of Haggar Slacks.
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LBJ on the phone ordering pants from Haggar Slacks
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https://youtu.be/tiDxhgwxqgQ?si=RMobKkvPPte613Ij
3 days ago
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Trumpâs gonna lose his base by not giving them the credit they want for their racist terrorism
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3 days ago
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just a complete shambles of a person
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5 days ago
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reese witherspoon and me with my fork had just settled in for a long winterâs pork
6 days ago
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6 days ago
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do you think that the Rudy from âTutti Fruittiâ and âA Message To You Rudyâ are the same guy?
7 days ago
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nobody fuck this up
8 days ago
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I guess I havenât said it enough but fuck AI and crypto
8 days ago
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Ben Rosen
9 days ago
bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom
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stay classy, Tacoma
9 days ago
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got reminded of a guy who faded from public view in the last 10 years and god damn that dude sucked.
9 days ago
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I guess I've always thought Contrapoints was an asshole, I just used to think she was an entertaining one.
12 days ago
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Christopher Wiggins
12 days ago
Breaking: HHSâs ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded. âThis case is one of a long list of examples of how a leaderâs wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.â
www.advocate.com/politics/nat...
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Federal judge unloads on âunseriousâ RFK Jr., says anti-trans policy showed his âcrueltyâ
Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai vacated the âKennedy Declaration,â finding it unlawfully attempted to override medical standards and restrict care for transgender youth.
https://www.advocate.com/politics/national/judge-calls-rfk-unserious?1
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I worry that the great tragedy of my life will be that my genius was properly celebrated during my time.
12 days ago
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youâve experienced the Seattle Freeze but have you tried the
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Excuse me, what band?
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13 days ago
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The Hills guy is running for mayor of LA?
14 days ago
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Does the Navy getting scurvy affect lethality?
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14 days ago
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this absolute beast
15 days ago
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muscular baby jeb lund
17 days ago
kushner spotted going into a meeting with iranian envoys while holding legal pad with note reading "ignore mistretta unless backed by gallano"
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I donât want a computer that looks like a glass obelisk, I want this
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19 days ago
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beetle moses
21 days ago
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mattie lubchansky
20 days ago
i think a cool thing is that every time some right winger is revealed to have, letâs say, a non-normative sexuality, i get to hear what liberals really think about me but feel they canât voice :)
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sometimes google can be very literal
20 days ago
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Itâs hole filling season.
21 days ago
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After tomorrow Iâm being forced to move to a different route in the station. Mostly Iâm gonna miss HER
21 days ago
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sunset visitor ćé˝é厢 | Prove You're Human - Wishlist Now!
22 days ago
An AI dares to dream that she is human. Youâve been hired to put her in her place. Weâre sunset visitor ćé˝é厢, the creators of 1000xRESIST, and this is our next game: Prove Youâre Human. Published by our friends at
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something said something bread something bottled something red
22 days ago
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Batman and Robin has poisoned my brain because i heard this in Arnoldâs Mr Freeze voice
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22 days ago
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I know itâs round but that looks flat as hell
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23 days ago
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Will Weldon
23 days ago
They showed me the bomb, it's very big. I said this is a big bomb, maybe the biggest. Maybe when we drop it I'll ride it out of the plane. Just don't say yee haw, they said, but maybe I'll say it. What do you think, should I ride the bomb and say yee haw? *The crowd roars* I'm gonna say it.
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Okay Iâm listening to a podcast and they also talked about âthereâs a side of the moon where itâs always dark.â Do people really think this?!?! Itâs a fucking metaphor!
24 days ago
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Bill Corbett
24 days ago
Dammit you got us again Naomi, the light source is the COVID VACCINE
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In case of nuclear winter, your mail may be delayed.
24 days ago
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if itâs for entertainment purposes only then fucking why is it in all their business software
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24 days ago
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wait âuniversalâ means everybody?!?!?
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26 days ago
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The current administration believes in the great replacement so is their plan to drop enough pilots into Iran to change the voting demographics?
27 days ago
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barnabus
29 days ago
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people say âI never get anything interesting in the mail.â I donât know, have you tried being a more interesting person?
28 days ago
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simplified (and probably factually wrong) observation: The US Justice Dept is in the supreme court arguing that an undocumented resident is not subject to the laws of the US, while simultaneously arguing in NY that the head of a foreign government on foreign soil is.
29 days ago
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An unsung hero of modern culture is the sound technician who said âhey what if Pokemon just shout their own name instead of me having to create 300+ sound effect libraries of individual original roars.â
30 days ago
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The biggest gift Elon will leave to the culture of the future is âlost Martian colonyâ as a historical setting.
about 1 month ago
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next youâll be telling me that privatizing the mail wonât make it faster or cheaper!
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about 1 month ago
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@davidmalki.com
forgot one of the most frustrating things about being a postal carrier! going to the same houses day after day means you will develop internal jokes about things at the houses that you notice. It is not possible to express these jokes to anyone else effectively
about 1 month ago
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listening to a podcast episode where they read creepypastas and Candle Cove comes up
@krisstraub.com
about 1 month ago
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