It’s probably good that every ad is either medicine or insurance.

One thing they are undoubtedly all aware of is that an American military that suddenly becomes openly hostile to black people is literally nonfunctional

They should invent a way to hear the Weird Al versions in public.

something that I think a lot, more and more these days, is "aren't you embarrassed? Isn't this embarrassing, for you?"

To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.

batman doesn't realize people can die from blunt force head trauma

i don't like the post-truth reality. i'd like to go back to things being true again

The story of the Philly Chicken Man Bombings has been told and retold so many times that, by the time the Wilbury brothers got ahold of it, the Chicken Man had become the Monkey Man, the whole thing moved to Jersey City, and the only thing bombed was a random bar’s TV set.

This is what passes for a double stuff Oreo in Trump’s America. Shameful.

America is no longer descending into fascism. We are seconds away from impact Military occupation has come to DC. If and when military occupation comes to where you are, there are things that you can do. This article outlines some of them

Just once I’d like it if my chickens roosted wherever they hung out during the day. Why they always gotta come home like that?

Green Dildo Coin. An amount spent on masked thugs and themed concentration camps that could house and feed every homeless person in America. Cage fights on a paved-over White House lawn. It really all boils down to losers who want to replace our society with a different one that just fucking sucks.

Exorcist III is a psychological horror with deep discussions about the nature of god and sin. Exorcist I has pea soup vomit. Oh, III has better jump scares too!

Normalize bringing very kinky girls home to mother.

Kesha should have a warning about the scary parts of her concerts.

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

l once heard ska described as "what plays thru the proletariat's head when they realize that despite their identity, they're cogs in the capitalist machine, and organizing their labor power while dismantling systemic oppression is the only path toward liberation" and nothing is more accurate

The problem with setting up a “beer after blunt” situation is that, for some reason, I always forget about the beer.

I managed to avoid learning about this guy until today and it's incredible how pathetic the luminaries of modern fascism are. Just sneering dorks who look like magicians

Happy fourth I guess

This is my dream car.

Build it

It’s too bad all the libertarians died, I bet they’d have a lot to say about what’s going on now.

hey remember when a rich ceo died then when they caught the suspect they made a circus of it like they found osama bin laden and charged him with terrorism but less than weeks ago two democrat lawmakers and their spouses were shot as literal assassination to shift control and everyone already forgot

What fucking universe is this where Bill goddamn Kristol is a voice of reason?!

Pack the Court. If we are serious about the defense of these rights, we pack the Court. Simple as that. They pack it back, we pack it again. We do it until we reach consensus on long-term reforms to the judiciary. I don't know what it's going to take for people to get it.

States' rights has always meant "we will do what we want in our states, and you will do what we want in your states."

When we run leftist candidates, those candidates win. Because leftist values ARE the values the people believe in. Respond to. Show up for. Whatever the donor class may tell you, and however hard they may fight us, remember that. These are the policies that WIN.

something I think a lot about is how in the 1970s there were multiple like teenage serial killers, like, serial killers that were under twenty, and since then violent crime has plummeted and now teens can't go to the mall or the movies by themselves

Great message, someone in charge in the Senate should say something similar.

The repression of trans people is not, by and large, a grassroots outpouring of hatred from the American people. It's something that's been carefully planted and tended over years by a handful of media people and their pet reporters.

Someone should ask him why he doesn’t care what one of his cabinet members said.

Fair warning if you’re going to either of these last two shows - you will be rocked. Hard. “Oh I’ve seen LJG before, I’ll get a break when she pulls out the acoustic!” Buddy, I got some news for you here…

GOP Lawmakers Clarify Their Hate-Filled Rhetoric Only Meant To Stoke Fundraising theonion.com/gop-law...

Pretty sure this is a lie, someone should correct him.

Sparrow Aviation Administration Blames Collision On Failure To Detect Pane Of Glass theonion.com/sparrow...

Really? Someone should ask Trump what he thinks about this.

“Have a great life!” Trump tells cadets he just swore in.

Does anyone know why they did this?

Someone should keep a count of all the times “They're just doing their job” comes up in articles.

As SCOTUS said in Houston v. Hill: The "freedom of individuals verbally to oppose or challenge police action without thereby risking arrest is one of the principal characteristics by which we distinguish a free nation from a police state." www.thefire.org/supreme-cour...

They wear masks so they can hide who they are while they do this.

I mean, if the choice is between exhaustingly hectoring lefties being mean kids and bootlicking righties who will happily rat out their neighbors to masked thugs for not being potential cover models for Aryans Illustrated, I have a pretty good idea about who I'd rather be loitering with online

Elder Millennial a Little Jealous That Today’s Teenage Punks Have Real Fascists to Rise up Against thehardtimes.net/culture/elde...

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

Cops-- pathetic. Fuck off. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/youre-a-bu...