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Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

Next best work-thing to PTO is the PTO reset. Step 1: Mark all email as read Step 2: Mark all slack messages as read Step 3: Close all chrome tabs If those things are indeed important they’ll resurface.

I did some dumb stuff 20 years ago. I grew and matured. With a sincere apology, I don’t really see the need to hold anything against Blouin. He is simply a better candidate than McAdams, who will protect the status quo and be a Republican-lite.

Put your faith in god and not nothing. Put your faith in institutions and not god. Put your faith in people and not institutions. Put your faith in ideas and not people. Put your faith in nothing and not ideas.

Warner Bros is acquiring LIV Golf and rebranding it LIV Max.

Utah fans, this is our year to break $10K. We can do this!

Fine I’ll do it!

I’m not apologizing to George Lucas. I’m pretty sure he gave them the idea.

Where the grass is [redacted] and the girls are [redacted].

This is why they won’t let you take an old mattress to the dump.

The person whose job it is to make the bathrooms at the Houston airport smell like piss is killing it

I’m sorry, I’m supposed to not equip my automatic +3 night vision and +5 butt smelling?

Brutal.

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:

It’s funny to pretend Clay made this same argument about him having a road rage incident and not deleting Iran

The market reacting negatively to nuclear war is a very funny thing. “We’re all gonna die and our institutions will no longer matter, giving money no value and destroying the world economy?” “Looks that way.” “Oh my god sell sell sell!”

Just remember, everyone who makes it to breakfast tomorrow did so because they met Trump’s demands or because he mercifully retracted them again.

It’s got to be frustrating for conservatives to have been repeatedly and so easily tricked by the biggest ball of idiot dough to ever live

Coming back to my “it should be very easy, fast, and common to impeach elected officials at any level” argument

Vietnam walked so that Iran could run

Imagine believing in 2026 that Winds of Winter is going to happen. I’m not even sure Red God is going to happen.

As an industry man I could make incredible phishing email

I’m from Utah and am familiar with mountain lakes and big lakes in general. I was wholly unprepared for Lake Tahoe. Incline Village is one of the dreamiest places I’ve ever visited. Reno is great!

@puptheband.bsky.social I just read your retro on Unraveling. 1st: appreciate this view into something you created. 2nd: I am an Unraveling truther among my chat, and want to say Relentless and Cutting/Corners are two of my all time favorites, as is Unraveling. You reached me even if by accident.

I can’t wait for thumbs down so my favorite posters can tell me about my bad replies

Jesus died to forgive all but your student loan sins

hey cool that's one of the most horrifying phrases I've ever heard

if you see this, post a concert photo you took Jeff Rosenstock at The Depot in Salt Lake City. October 9, 2025.

It’s me, the conservative voter. I am pro-life, and believe every pregnancy is a gift from God. I believe in laws protecting unborn children, even if it must harm the mother. I don’t care that the massive network of pedophiles isn’t being investigated or that our courts just legalized child torture.

Please stop trying to make the perfect album, Camp Cope did it in 2017 and it destroyed them. music.apple.com/us/album/how...

Fellas are you man enough to have a Sunday morning picnic with your wife

Found a weird bug where it’s draining our oceans.

Just saw a white millennial say they aren’t watching the new Harry Potter because they made Snape Black which is their least favorite race and my neck broke.

in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing

This can be a couple of things, which include very funny and out of touch, a misunderstanding of how big the U.S. is, but I suspect it’s also some measure of Europeans being unwilling to spend the equivalent of one year’s worth of their typical car-driving in a single day.

I agree 100% with Steven Vickers that authors will be falsely accused of using AI in the coming years. In particular, authors like myself whose works were stolen to train AI systems are at risk. When we write in our own unique styles, AI trained on us will quite likely flag us as using AI.

“I am not ready to be President! Don’t make me be President!”

I love how streaming has made TV execs think we forgot that TV shows used to have 25 episodes per season every year

something to always ask yourself before you end up doing that: “did you forget this is a grown ass man?”

It’s very funny listening to Covid-era podcasts where they are talking about the crazy conspiracy theorists who believe what Q is saying about rappers having crazy sex parties and there being a giant pedophile ring with all the world leaders, fully knowing that at the time I was nodding along.

Coworker: “These aren’t AI agents these are AI powered workflows.” Me: “We should come up with a name for those.”

I hate when my autocorrect changes my response to my boss from “Yes!” to “Mind your own fucking business!”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I think Gavin Newsom would be an unfortunate pick by Dems for President, but his campaign thus far has big time VP energy.

Just realized I haven’t yet said thank you to The Administration for the stock market being down 8 of the past 10 days.

It’s crazy that if it happens on a Monday morning we probably won’t find out until Friday after market close.

ICE is NOT his personal army. In this case they are his personal scabs.

Somebody show this to Nancy Reagan’s grandchildren