My wife is getting real tired of me sending her memes about chopping up women but this is the best one yet

What if I told you that it wasn't necessary to reply to a company wide chat offering potential personnel transfers with a message that you're going to be reaching out to the OP? You can just reach out to the OP separately & don't need to involve the rest of us. #WorkIsSoFun

Trying to explain the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia makes you sound like a pedo. It's the same trying to make a case for any of the good uses of AI. It just makes you sound like a pedo.

My watch in its digital 10:10 era

Devon Dampier is staying put … www.ksl.com/article/5143...

Utah Football Transfer News: Per his own Instagram account, Hutchinson Community College JUCO transfer CB 6’3” 195 lb Earl Parker has officially announced his commitment to the Utes. This past season, he had 28 tackles, 1 INT, two pass breakups, and 2.5 tackles for loss. #GoUtes #CFB

Something I thought of recently that may be of benefit to my followers: if you are eating at a restaurant that offers a buffet or you can order a typical entree, don't order anything in an entree that you can get on the buffet. Why? The server probably just serves you from the buffet.

Utah Football Transfer Portal News: Per UteNation’s Alex Markham and Matt Patton, Lamar transfer DB Nicholas Brown 6’0” and 170 lbs has officially committed to the Utes. Last season, he was a redshirt freshman known for his speed recording 9 tackles and one INT. #GoUtes #CFB

Daily reminder all my homies hate ice.

We have protein coffee, protein pop tarts, protein peanut butter cups... Protein's already won this war. Resoundingly.

Doing the YT shorts doom scroll today, I found Irish rock band Dea Matrona. music.amazon.com/albums/B0FP2... www.deamatrona.co.uk Give 'em a listen.

I'm trying to reduce my carbonara footprint anyway.

Utah Football Transfer Portal News: Montana State OL transfer Cedric Jefferson officially announced on his X account that he has committed to the Utes. He is 6’5” and 300lbs, was a top OL target for Utah, and started for the 2025 FCS national champion Bobcats. #GoUtes #CFB

“Our school has more money than yours” is the worst — woooooorst — kind of shit talk. Rooting-for-your-boss-to-lay-you-off-for-stakeholder-value-ass mentality.

Utah Football News: Utah QB Byrd Ficklin officially announced on his X account that he has re-signed with the Utes. #GoUtes #CFB

British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good

The Tiniest One Finding vintage watches that are not fakes can be difficult. While no method is perfect, finding them at second hand charity shops has a better than average success rate. A Cruncher, @Shbamn50, turned me on to shopgoodwill.com and I'm not sure yet if I should be thanking him or…

I guess it's a good thing that winning individual meets don't matter in gymnastics until the last one.

I'll go one step further, bc we don't have a male loneliness epidemic, we have a male selfishness epidemic. Legions of man babies who believe they are entitled to sex and friends and prosperity despite treating everyone like garbage.

Good morning and fuck ICE

5th consecutive day of bashing my head against the wall of my elected representatives' comment mechanisms with no discernable result. But I persist. I invite you to do so as well. Maybe one day we can create a crack.

Not being allowed in the house until lunch or dinner during summers

One phone for the entire house

Utah Football News: Cornerback Jason Stokes Jr. officially announced on his Instagram account that he has re-signed with the Utes. #GoUtes #CFB

Elijah Elliss showing himself and other Utes players “re-signing” with the team

BREAKING: Protesters are reportedly clogging up ICE’s hotline all day today leaving hundreds of messages where they play out loud recordings from the Nuremberg Trials.

Utah Football News: Defensive End Lance Holtzclaw has officially announced on his Instagram account that he has re-signed with the Utes. #GoUtes #CFB

Utah DE Kash Dillon the latest player to announce he’s staying at Utah

Jackson Bennee announces on IG that he’s returning to Utah. He’s got a ton of potential.

Utah Football News: Nate Johnson officially announced on his Instagram account that he has re-signed with the Utes. This past season he had 24 carries for 225 yards and a TD. #GoUtes #CFB

Utah Football News: WR and Punt Returner Mana Carvalho officially announced on his Instagram account that he has re-signed with the Utes. This past season he had 17 punt returns for 212 yards and a TD. #GoUtes #CFB

Utah Football News: LB Johnathan Hall has officially announced that he is re-signing with the Utes. This past season he had 67 tackles, 2.5 sacks, an INT, and four pass breakups. #GoUtes #CFB

12 games in a month? Damn...

At least we aren't Iowa State

If you haven't been contacting your representatives at least weekly, now is the best time to begin.

Utah picks up the commitment from offensive lineman Isaiah Kema, who comes to Utah after a freshman season at Ohio State. He's a part of the 2023 class but served an LDS mission.

That stings

Hey Ute fans. I run this feed: bsky.app/profile/did:... ...and was doing some cleanup on it and was curious about something. How much longer do we want Whittingham and Beck tracked in here? It's already flooding the feed with Michigan news. #utahfootball #utahutesfeed #utahathetics #utahutes

“All my friends are there.” At a certain point you need to ask yourself what it means that all your friends refuse to leave the Nazi pedophile social club.

Utah Football News: Wayshawn Parker announced on his Instagram account that he is coming back to Utah for another year. This past season he rushed for 981 yards and 6 TDs while splitting carries with a number of other RBs. #GoUtes #CFB

That's called a Mute button. Lol

Kinda hope the university loses this fight so that maybe the donors & boosters realize there are consequences to just throwing money out the window.

“Snowy Fox from a walk yesterday evening! When the light in the background looks like the Moon, pretend it is the Moon…” 🌖😅 📸 Jonathan Rosborough Photography

more generations need to discover M*A*S*H

Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago

This is Peanut. His name isn't Peanut because he's small. It's because he is a lethal threat to a significant portion of the population. Still 13/10 (IG: peanut_tacoterrier)

Utah Football Transfer Portal News: Utah picks up North Texas Defensive End transfer Ethan Day who had an OV in SLC over the weekend. He comes to the Utes with 53 tackles and 4.5 sacks. #GoUtes #CFB

There are days I feel like I'm losing it and then I talk to colleagues that HAVE lost it and I feel better.