You know your area is irrevocably on its way to enshittification when a celebrity opens a restaurant nearby. #BOBBYS

Mental note: if you bring a salad to a potluck & you want some to take home after, "forget" a serving spoon. Using a tablespoon to dish it on to a plate will likely make people give up.

What are the odds one of the sculptures is damaged? Gotta be pretty good right? share.google/222iL4JS58g4...

Thoughts from the Provo Puking Patriotism Party Parade A pre-parade?

America is the best... At buying 4th of July merch made in China.

Thoughts from the Provo Puking Patriotism Party 5K/10K So much jiggling What's with the bird getups? Signing your sub-8 yo to run a 5K should be considered child abuse. Live streaming your running? That's a thing? You boys didn't run fast enough for all the pre-workout you obviously took.

Who knows what sort of health risks the future brings? Perhaps the aliens brought a virus strain that will activate in 24 yrs? Or maybe one of the aliens will hang around and mutate into our future Director of Health & Human Services. But what are the odds of any of that?

if you could only have one, which are you picking? A/C Or a.i.

Golden Shower Family Restaurant "A well-known family-friendly spot that offers a relaxed atmosphere for casual dining. Known for its local Goan cuisine, it serves a range of seafood d..." punpages.com?p=2430 #restaurants

Cast yourself as a villain

9pm on July 2nd, 1st fire alarm due to fireworks. #MarkYourBingoCards

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Dogs being good again will be undefeated into eternity.

Here's an odd one: @KierstenWarren.bsky.social with a scoop from Los Angeles. Locals are coordinating a "Welcome Party" for the alien spacecraft on top of the First Interstate Bank World Center building in downtown. $100 says that INS no shows the party with actual aliens on the scene. #ID4

Full Disclosure: The Emergency Broadcast System was purchased by David Ellison last year and is currently run by Bari Weiss, so take any information you get from it with several grains of salt. However, you can catch reruns of Diagnosis: Murder there multiple nights a week!

That last bit though 👀 youtube.com/shorts/6Mhao...

Nuclear, it's never a problem until it's a problem and then it's a BIG FUCKING PROBLEM.

Another problem. Just add it to the fucking pile. JFC

You should go watch 'Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die'

Good night, New York. Tomorrow's forecast is sunny & sticky, hot & humid. High of 96, stay hydrated. If you're going to play chess in Central Park, wear your Knicks jerseys, and get out there early.

Have a client that uses the acronym 'SMWD' and all I can think is "Suck My White Dick" every time I see it. #WorkIsSoFun

God damn I hate tech platform migrations #WorkIsSoFun

Café owners who serve butter straight out of the fridge are sadists.

This is Kiki. She is here to calm your mind and align your chakras. And yes, she does do weddings. 13/10 (TT: texaspommysquad)

This is Nala. She thought your face had disappeared. Turns out it was behind your hands the whole time. Incredible. 12/10 (IG: goldennala27)

Had to dig up a hard copy for this one.

Oh Utah County.... Can't wait for the new epidemic of vitamin overdoses now that there is "good tasting" vitamin infused soda.

Just saw a car with both a byu and a university of miami sticker on it. Is there a wider disparity in public vibe between those 2? #CFB

Because it literally doesn't matter. We had 3 progressive Dems win primaries last week and the centrists "declared" war. The centrists are closer aligned with the alt-right now than the left.

Oh you just laughed at me when I tried to set a boundary? 🎶Guess whose report will be late?🎶 #ClientGonnaClient #WorkIsSoFun

Do I allow the client's belief that I know everything to remain untarnished or tell him I already have too much work to do to chase info I don't have immediate answers for? #ClientGonnaClient #WorkIsSoFun

Interesting points about rage bait & how to break the cycle youtube.com/shorts/a53Ll...

it’s called America 250 because that’s how many people attended

NASA will be announcing their newest candidates for astronaut selection early next week. Applicants will be notified of their selection by overnight certified mail. Will one of the lucky ones selected be the first human on Mars? Or beyond even that?

If someone answers "we'll get AI to do it" when asked how to solve a problem, then you know right there that they don't have a fucking clue and should in no way be in a position to make such a decision.

Hell to the yeah!

It's happening! This account will "live" post the Independence Day movie timeline over the next few days. Don't miss it!

Old enough to recognize this as a data center

Colleague: "We are zeroed!" Colleague2: "Is that our work or your IQ?" Me: "Try again to be funny." Colleague2: "I knew as I was typing it I shouldn't and couldn't help myself." Me: "You can stop digging at ANY moment." #WorkIsSoFun

Doing dad shit...

Senior IT guy here. We sent out an all-company reminder that viewing porn on company devices or time is inappropriate. We were deluged with apologies and excuses. In retrospect, it looked like an individual email. We referred the ones who had previously pissed us off to HR.

I'll do you one better. The Wholeass Planet: No More 1%

Nationwide: corner taco trucks

Salt Lake City Less Republican leadership

I'm going to hell anyway, so...