Happy Thanksgiving yall

The only reason the debate actually hit is because it was in line with the Existing Narrative

thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle

Among other travesties in this statement, National Guard soldiers are not "law enforcement"

This Thanksgiving don’t miss a single moment with your loved ones – whether heartwarming or cringeworthy. We’ll get you there! Also, if you need an escape route, we’ll be your ride. 👀 🦃 🍽️

Happy Thanksgiving

witness! the holiday majesty that is the s. d. ireland holiday cement truck

omg

Just the worst fuckers in the world

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Imagine going through life like this

”As the most powerful Texas political family in modern history, the shadow of the Bushes still hangs over America. The Trump era can be seen as a rejection of its performance but a continuation, in large part, of its substance.” www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/america-is...

Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.

I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.

The government telling you what to and what not to wear sure smells dystopian

You can tell it’s fake because Zuckerberg has legs

In the kitchen: I can’t believe I ever complained about being too col Outside: I can’t believe I ever complained about being too hot

every fucking year man

Remember how for decades we thought amino acid in turkey called tryptophan made us sleepy after Thanksgiving dinner when was just our bodies shutting things down after housing 18,000 calories at once?

If we’re allowing Santa horror movies where Santa is a serial killer we deserve a movie where Santa is a fixer brought in to clean up the mess after one of a law firm's top litigators suffers a breakdown while representing a corrupt chemical corporation in a multi-billion dollar legal suit.

Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.

Holy crap I have been thinking about these for years but couldn't think of the name or what to search to figure out what it was (when I was a kid I had some of these and a promotional VHS tape that contained an episode that I wore out)

Oh no,,, Beatles discourse

Glad there’s definitely a plan for this

Oh right the Sunday before Thanksgiving is a terrible time to go to the grocery store

north london derby

This was just so funny

That was a funny as hell goal

Sorry fuck cbs for playing an ad during the game

CLEAR SECOND YELLOW

Just a note to whoever is in charge of the back of shirt sponsorships for the NWSL, the branding on top of the player name looks like absolute shit

[half a beer in after not drinking for a month] LETS FUCKING GO SPIRIT

After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF

it's 56 degrees in dc today

Love this Oil Money Derby

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ryan lizza

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A day short of the five year anniversary

She's an unconventional choice, but you know what? I think she'll do great with Ole Miss football.

Zohran’s got the dang juice

“I wish American visitors would stop giving me jerseys,” I said. “How about a little change of pace,” I said.

this is your brain when your entire politics is just a set of aesthetics

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to