This is just plain journalistic malpractice.

I love it when someone tells me that it’s impossible to implement, but only after I have already implemented it.

These are my Marimo moss balls. Unbothered. Moisturized. In their jar. I think they’re happy.

Is the percentage of trans hackers just so high because second guessing established systems other people take for granted is fundamental to both?

Performance is actually a feature for software. If I have to wait for two seconds after each click, I just can’t do my job effectively.

Looks like rust 1.84 changed how the compiler emits warnings on macro-generated code. I actually found a bug because the CI started screaming at me.

If your husband gets sad that you earn more than him, take the promotion and throw the whole husband out.

As the only queer person in my friend group I have the privilege of getting all the inappropriate questions about being queer. I’m neither ace, nor a lesbian nor nonbinary or transmasc. But I get all the questions about it. Maybe better than them getting those directly? idk.

#0025 pikachu, the mouse pokemon i love you transfem pikachu

"Rust is not built with neurodivergent people in mind" is a hilarious thing to read if you have ever met a Rust programmer

My first post of 2025: Fuck AI.

Linear chat logs are ableist against neurodivergents. What do you mean I can’t branch off because my brain thought of something completely different and I need to talk about that now for a moment without feeling like I’m derailing the conversation.

Badum dum dum. Another one bites the dust.

I can’t believe #38c3 is really over. It was such a blast. Thanks @isse.rs and @astrid.zone for the wonderful time.

Obsidian - Observability is just Contextualized Monitoring. Change my mind. Didn’t expect to find @bcantrill.bsky.social‘s name there on the #38c3

If used incorrectly, everything is a resistor, inductor, light source, and fuse. In that order.

Does anyone know where to get ~~wine~~ glasses on the #38c3. Anything goes really.

If you’re wearing congress merch: 1. I trust you completely and we can become friends this instant 2. I’m happy that all data storage devices in my backpack are encrypted. #38c3

First time traveling in a single cabin of the öbb NightJet. Tomorrow when I wake up I’ll be at the #38c3

Starting my train journey to the #38c3 Scheduled to arrive in 16,5 hours at the CCH.

I always hear gay for this, gay for that… Gay doesn’t always need to accomplish something, it can be valuable in its own right. Gay for the sake of being gay.

The reason “humanities types” (I include social scientists here) believe AI is an existential threat is because it’s jeopardizing our societal ability to think, analyze & write, & <gestures at everything> this is an existential threat to democracy & society. It’s not just about our teaching or jobs.

Anyone giving away one follow?

(Insert dramatic pause and sudden drama here...)

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

Men winking at me should be considered sports, the way it makes my heart race.

The yearly struggle to choose the right wine for christmas dinner.

i mean i'm a student in web development what do I know, if assembly is unsafe stop running binaries /j

Die ersten 4 Smiley aus deiner Favoritenliste sagen aus wie 2025 für Dich wird: 1. Gesundheit: ❤️ 2. Karriere: 😍 3. Liebe: 💔 4. Finanzen: 🫣 hmmm 🤔

The photographer finds the subject attractive and sexually compelling and has taken a photo that reflects their desires. The shot has such good natural lighting that the commenter suspects divine intervention and calls upon the christian god to answer for their interference

@safety.bsky.app, I have so much trust in you right now (this is ironic) I feel completely safe (I‘m lying) knowing that if @aaron.bsky.team does something embarrassing he might just lash out at your users. #freejuni

FREE JUNI FIRE AARON HIRE JUNI INSTEAD

@jay.bsky.team has a chance to do the funniest thing ever.

Just a *reminder* Juni is looking for a software engineering job! You can fire your head of T&S and hire a new developer!

> We take these guidelines seriously Yeah, right. We can totally observe that.

FREE JUNI FIRE AARON

@pfrazee.com Hey, you were just on the Oxide and Friends podcast. You seemed really reasonable and passionate about the values you claim to uphold. Please help cleanup the mess around @queen-of-the.pelf.ie (Juni) she really didn’t deserve to be perma banned like that.

you permabanned Juni? FUCKING SWEETIE ANGEL JUNI?! because she embarrassed your worthless fucking dipshit head t&s with a harmless bot? you absolute fucking cowards! you disgraceful pieces of shit! JUNI!!!! calling you "pathetic" really doesn't do it justice. i'm fucking furious

Oops, my fingers slipped and accidentally attached this massage on their own. How could that have happened?

WTF? Free Juni!

FREE JUNI WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AARON?

starting to read mistborn. Never read a Brandon Sanderson book before, but I‘m sure I‘m in for a treat

bad news and good news: Bad news: I planned to go to sleep early today and now something has come up. Good news: It’s the dtrace conference and I have the day off tomorrow anyways, healthy sleep rhythm be damned

On the contrary, dot notation is more succinct and readable. Compare: List.map(lst, fnc) lst.map(fnc) The receiver does double duty: value and scope.

What a great bunch of folks go.bsky.app/Ud6YFfb

If I had more time, I would have written less code.

Listening to Ride of the valkyries while reading trans memes => Imagining a giant blåhaj floating in the sky zapping transphobes with lasers.

breaking production is an art and I‘m an artist.