Partial credit to my boyfriend (He was playing a game with constant pronoun switches mid-sentence and it was confusing to read) So really I should also credit that game, but I don't remember the name

WHY IS THERE NIGHTCORE RASPUTIN MIKU COVER WTF IS THIS TIMELINE

Arch isn't made with sticks and stones moreso it's made assuming you change gravity semi-frequently to keep it in one piece

Imma be fr rn But like don't expect me to switch between your two sets of preferred pronouns in one sentence Bitch, that's confusing as fuck

I'm experiencing the drunk thingy again

Might be disassociating rn, kinda feelin weird

Bsky makes it a personal goal to always show me this kinda post exactly one day too late

Imagine not having listened to Ventolin Cylob Mix

I laugh lik idiot to evertything tonight

spent an hour modding my 3ds yesterday, which was a chore, but it was all worth it in the end better call 3ds

I'm gonna type with my eyes closed: I really like fiittejs theyre fute and stiff Hheehe that's so wrong I'm way too tired to be allowed to use phone

I laugh likd big dum idiot to this

Isn't margarita like a typa cheese though and not like a drijk

MS 13 is cringe asfuck like if you join ms 13 howbajout you just kill yourself

Communism Like what's a commune I forgot

Og nya god Aphebx we ARE the music makrrs!!

Shut up with your crappy political cartoons get with the time and start subtly manipulating people through every single interaction they have in life

Someone's dosing my water with alcohol or something, I'm acting and thinking way too drunk rn

If gay people were straight I'd be sad

*keyframed slide over to you* What distro are you using. Just curious that's all.

I'll keep using firefox until I can't stand it, for now it's still tolerable

Why are Blue Screens so damn common literally unacceptable Also on my old computer whenever a fullscreen Windows game got stuck it didn't let me use the close window or taskmanager to end it So many hard resets because of that crap istg Thank God I can now go ctrl alt fx at the worst of times

I'm more drunk than an alcoholic right now

Me tired asfuck: Oh that's the lady from Voyager *then turn the volume up* Wow it *is* the lady from Voyager

Please save a disabled black trans woman from misery.

I read this as supremeSIS and started seeing some crazy incestlesbian in my mind

my response to why-i-left-atproto.md: tangled.org/strings/did:...

Post I was too lazy to write at 16.00: I'm convinced that some kinda drug is circulating in my blood stream cause sometimes I'm so tired and so like seemingly high af and like bad at walking

Not a day passes without me being at least partially thankful for having thick thighs

*gently caresses your balls*

Cha' is Signalis gud game?

ok here's one a slug walks into a bar no it doesn't. it crawls

Wow, that old man had big tits... Not sure I really wanted to see that Does anyone have like bleach or something

GTA IV and FNF(surprisingly)

The most fun part of UNIX likes is when you're doing some deeply cursed shit but this time you don't need to rely on any additional guidance and you continue fucking up your computer on your own

Plasma on a VM, my Chromebook or my "borrowed" Toshsiba Satellite is so miserably slow, it's really funny

@lamp.bsky.social awawa is down, very sad day

Quoi?

Holy shit, in lieu means like in place like in French omahgohh

Bsky wass wayyy better when there were like 1.5 mil, this shit is way too much. Way too many bots, way too many assholes, way too much random drama, more than half the users not even understanding atproto Gotta make a time machine

I hate this fuckass phone, at some point somewhere at least one of the things on this phone started having a massive memory leak To make things worse it never attempts to use swap instead of RAM And worst of all the CLEANER app knows of it but simply REFUSES to CLEAN

@alariko.bsky.social Makes really cool art, I know a few of my moots follow them but more of you should do so

Calling anything you make an app instantly shows your age

It has to be bait There is no way it isn't bait It must be bait

Kinda crazy how I can just make music, like I couldn't sleep after waking up too early so I made this repetitive weirdly dissociative track and now I can still understand the exact mood/mindset I was in then Like I'm not the only artistic person who thinks that's cool right?!

I remember I made a game where player speed was stored in speed and negative speed My dad then pointed out that I could use speed X -1 I still consider this to be the most important step I took in learning how to program

Who, seriously who is getting Furry inflation on my Discober feed, make yourself known.

How do you think we would combine elements from 67, Christmas and the low taper fade

"Discrediting" someone's comfort music is a stupid venture, music as an art form and will therefore gell less well with some people compared to others But making any argument why someone can't listen to what music they want is stupid and rude