the future is evil and i live in the moment

Typa post my feed sees after the puppygirl escapes from her kennel

Feeling like tame impala the way she calling me dracula

i’m so normal and can be trusted around your exposed neck

thinking,, about this

“5G is turning men into trannys!!!” God i hope so

yea i’m in a normal relationship (they say as they have location trackers planted on their partner)

Catgirl gf that i feed “catnip” to before we fuck

*pulls off mid facefucking* “Did toy know Genji and Hanzo were originally one character. The concept was a single cyborg ninja with many tricks, but the design was considered too cluttered — so Blizzard split the character into two brothers.” *resumes facefucking*

me pretending to be normal around the girl that seems like she hasn’t slept in days

i love being annoying. like hello my dick is big and i like overwatch and you will be hearing about it

Jewish > zionism

need to get gobbled

i need another fleshlight (girl friend)

Kind of cruel that i don’t have a fat knot on my dick but it’s whatever

*while throbbing deep inside of you* so uhh.. come here often?

my new year’s resolution is to kiss 3 tgirl at the same time

hi im impatient

you aren’t safe. i jerk off to selfies.

stroking it crazy style!! (with a twist)

the bigger dick gets to top. sry i dont make the rules

i’ll talk to anyone about anything ^_^

lazy drunk discord post. add me :3

i’m normal and can be trusted around a breedable tgirl

happy paw year

anyways how r u doing?? do u want a dm??

pretty lil victim <3

stop liking this. i will take advantage of u

i am a disgusting whore that wants more than one night stands with girls that have no self respect

Hope you guys have a great new years :3

Don’t talk to me bcuz i’ll make u a victim

I’m gonna put the icing on your gingerbread house

*gently caresses your balls*

yes, yes they are

So how long before we invent flavored toe polish? We have the technology

“Puppy wants a treat? :3” No puppy wants a fucking break from it all.

girl that sucks dick while i play pokemon on the switch

i buy him… $1.74

oh ur boobs jiggle? that’s so cool say hi to them for me

I don’t understand being nonchalant. I want you on your knees begging for the opportunity to breathe the same air as me

mwahhh good meowning :3 don’t forget to drink water and take your medications today

don’t bite the hand that strokes you

mine is like mid or smth but i’ll buy us gatorade or something

yea i don’t really hunt them im just kinda here. i’m like an unwanted billboard on a highway. big, eyesore, but occasionally funny

yea idk how much clearer i could get

if women >= ejaculation();

yea there’s probably something really wrong with me but like… boobs r so cool and i have a dick.. so you do the math

yea i’m too lazy to jerk off. you should do it for me