Had to be the bearer of the "the bumper sticker that says 'Honk If You Like Pizza' doesn't actually mean you should honk if you like pizza" news yet again. It never gets any easier 🥲

The non-profit I work with will be auctioning this art piece by Amy Evans on Instagram on the 14th. Proceeds will go to funding healthcare for folks who work in food and beverage in greater Houston.

"Due to your academic accomplishments, you can have the privilege of paying $95 to hear speeches from George W. Bush, Matthew McConaughey, and Mark Cuban." Could I please pay $95 to never hear from any of them ever again instead?

Statement from the entire Minneapolis City Council in support of a General Strike and Day of Truth & Freedom on January 23rd.

the statements in here from the vp of policy at the national immigration law center are an example of how advocacy org leaders are supposed to talk about democrats being shit on their issues, just for the record

New record for how many pops I got out of my lumbar spine while getting out of bed this morning. The scale has definitely tilted from impressed to horrified.

Trans youth are amazing. I'm so glad they know who they are, and I'm so sorry so many adults are failing them. If any trans youth are reading this, there are a lot of people who do care, even if the loudest assholes are screaming right now. Find the people who see you as you.

I saw a very happy cat today.

hacking the US or leaking inside info may be scary, but you know what's even scarier? war do the right thing. use ur skills, use ur knowledge.

I posted that regarding the Brian Thompson video, it looked like he fell to the ground on his own accord and that he must have had a preexisting condition. Most people agreed with this interpretation of the video. Some did not.

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I Have No Ass, and I Must Stim

Last day of the year you can repost this 🥲

socksmakepeoplesexy.net/sockscast/in... The time has arrived! The games have been chosen and all that's left now is to start the listing! Sockscast Game of the Year 2025 Day One is here, and today we count down our favorite games 10 through 6 and dig into our HUGE pile of listener lists!

when i eat too much tylenol

I'm gonna need someone experienced with tarot to tell me what it means when your new deck arrives with a very similar scar in a very similar position as you. Am I cooked? 😅

Wedding 2.0 photos Its been so beautiful to remarry my wife, this time as the bride.

... Bluey apples?

Waiting every day for the headline "USPS to issue letters of marque thereby turning porch pirates into porch privateers."

"I hope you step on a Lego" ❌ • Old • Played out • Boring "I hope you drop the wood top of a Cholula bottle on your toes" ✔️ • Really fucking hurts (ask me how I know) • Visceral • Fresh

The hypest thing I had ever seen in video format up to that point in my life.

As it turns out, I can make a pretty okay latte [by my own standards] 😎

Fun Fact: Sun Spider also has a Lego Mini 😄

Friend came out to me as trans. I didn't know what that means. I Googled what it means and went, "... holy shit, there's a word for it." 😂

Found another doggo statue that's clearly been getting pets. I need to see a study on people petting statues of Canidae ASAP. You know, the things that actually matter.

Me, jokingly, to a 19 year old: "[sighs] Kids these days..." 19 YO: "What the heck do you mean 'kids these days '? You're not that much older than I am!" Me: "... Out of curiosity, how old do you think I am?" 19 YO: "I don't know. 22 or 23?" 😭💕

Do y'all think that people pet the doggo statue? 🤔

sockscast goty recording is always a joy and the listener lists are a huge part of that!

Thank you for these 15 years! #15YearsOfRain

Go Butlerians!

After MUCH procrastinating, the 2026 calendar is finally here. I enabled the free preview in case you don't have $20 to spare this year. Will finish the Lefty/Foster Dogs one tomorrow. 🎁

"Did your parents name you after the tree, or the city?" 😭💕

I love this weird ad for Lockheed Martin recruitment. "You didn't become an engineer to build push notifications", but you became an engineer to murder people??? Like... phone apps are more robust than that easily hacked software on their Sentinel drones.

If It Doesn't Exist, MAKE IT. Aka. The motivational bnuy. #originalart

A survey sent out by my school. Are you male, female, transgender, genderqueer, other, or prefer not to respond? 💀

I think I encountered the perfect analogy for the Senate Democrats today...

After closer inspection, it says"Take away my gun and I'll buy a bow." So I guess my philosophy question is solved 🥲

Gender Dysphoria is when you reveal Anor Londo's lies about the nature of society, have frustrations about getting left behind and enter your experimental phase like Gwyndolin, and then decide that hanging out with all the weirdos in the Painted World was more fun anyways.

Reason I love this city, number X out of X+1.

I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:

I wasn't expecting this one to pop up on the bus 😅

RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit

STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person

Cheney croaked, Zohran won, and sandwich guy is free. All time great week imo.

that's the first of the three shofar blasts, right

The process I'm having to go through in order to take the L.

I decided to go out tonight, and I'm glad I did: there's a guy walking out his ferret.

Just asked ChatGPT what Baudrillard would think about ChatGPT, and reality, unfortunately, did not collapse into a singularity 🥲