Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should

King Khan

One side note (but v important) takeaway from the Kylie doc is that a breast cancer diagnosis lands very differently in 2026 than it did in 2005. We don’t celebrate progress enough.

Cilla Black: So Charlie, have you ever been on a Blind Date before? Charlie: No, Cilla. Cilla Black: Well, you're in a lorra luck tonight! *pushes her thumbs into Charlie's eye sockets*

Thought that was Jasper Carrott for a second.

Yeah, wait til you watch Adolescence. Send tweet.

I didn’t scroll up and see his name on the quote. I thought it was someone else talking about him and went, yeah, I’ve quietly put up with Morrissey for 30 years, too.

Mainlining the Kylie doc at 9am on a Wednesday…

Watch to the end

Josh Widdicombe news is a precursor to us all finding out who the next PM is. #meh

It’s wild seeing headlines like this now, when just 10 years ago this kind of thing (some stinking rando attempting to snog you) was an everyday occurrence for women and girls daring to travel somewhere.

The teen’s just told me that the opening riff of I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor sounds like the Pointless counter going down and now I can’t unhear it.

“Every time you mention the EU an angel votes Reform” sign in Lisa Nandy’s kitchen.

I ♥️ LDN

If the Eurovision Song Contest has taught me anything it’s that the UK is to Europe what the USA is to the rest of the world.

Anyone in their 50s complaining about how annoying kids are with their 6/7 has quite clearly forgotten about the chinny reckoner years. I bet that was far more irritating.

You know occasionally you get little gifts from the Mayor of London, like that time we all got a tree to plant? That, but it was an old school Netflix DVD with 9 episodes from classic comedies. In non-dream news, last night I got yelled at by Michael Jamin for 90 mins in a webinar. Related?

Watched Saltburn again because he’d not seen it. It really does just make you want to own a country pile though, doesn’t it. Anywhere I could pick one up for, I dunno, half a mil?

Socks and sliders to go to the corner shop – acceptable outside of south London? Or a uniquely south London thing?

Cosy little bedtime story? No, he wants to read the HP printer status report. #autism

CALL TO ACTION!!! Please support the decent journalists actually holding Farage to account. Please share far and wide! 👊💥👍

Angela Rayner was dragged through every front page for weeks... HMRC's verdict: NOT deliberate. NOT even careless. Farage pockets £5 million and chooses not to declare it So where's the wall-to-wall coverage? Tell me this isn't a rigged game.

Apparently I wrote this 15 years ago today: Am I dreaming? The UK are doing well in Eurovision and Ed from Radiohead is in my house.

This.

The Stone Roses come on and it’s like…. Ahhhrgh. Nothing else matters. This is all of music. It’s a vibration, and I am on it.

Can’t do it

Evergreen reminder that this is *fucking insane*. Just look at them.

It’s wear green for Mental Health Day *next* Wednesday

Wes Streeting orders Guinness last in a round

Please be gentle with my shattered soul as I fill out the parents’ bit of the EHCP form.

Turns on news: Oh look! Men being shitheads.

Just downed a can of Dr Pepper in one, and burped what sounded like the opening chord in A Hard Day's Night. If THAT doesn’t impress Shania Twain much, nothing will.

When we say medical misogyny kills people, this is the shit we mean.

I heard Starmer's waiting until Sunday morning as he's a big fan of George Fouracres #SNLUK

1. Shot out of a cannon 2. Hide and Seek ♾️ 3. Teleportation 4. Cillit Bang!

Joy Addition Slightly increase a band

I’d have left mine at home. Smug bitches… existing

No, YOU did the Sainsbury’s order drunk last night and now have six bunches of bananas instead of just six bananas.

Slow fucking clap to Croydon for reelecting a Tory mayor who sought special permission last time to put council tax up 15% – as opposed to a pro-Palestine, community-hearted local mum with a brilliant manifesto, who just happens to wear red. Fucking fuming, lads.

If you need to retreat into art today (can’t think why?!), the third ep of Half Man is up on iPlayer. I’ve mainlined this series so far. Predictably stunning work from Richard Gadd.

Republic of London, EU passport, Republic of London, EU passport, Republic of London, EU passport

I think we need to normalise calling these things NONCE GOGGLES

Just read Epstein’s “suicide note” and something seems very familiar to me. The petulance, the ranting, the shouty capitalisation at the end… I can’t quite put my big fat orange finger on it.

GOOD MORNING! 💚

GOOD MORNING! 💚

Anti-feminism 101 The number of people liking and agreeing with her is fucking depressing. Way to respond to femicide – blame *his* mother. MEN: when we talk about the patriarchy, please know that we are talking about the men and women upholding the motherfucking patriarchy. RIP Jo Shaw

Whatever you think of the Met Gala, this is good to see – as opposed to actual skeletons rattling down the red carpet. When the patriarchy needs you weak, don’t obey, be a Bey, innit.

A top 1% cunt, you say?