If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

Even the world’s most accomplished horror set designers are like, dang!

I got 82% in my ADHD test 💅🏼 “She feels constantly on the go, juggling multiple projects and responsibilities such writing a novel, a TV series and a film, being a writer for a magazine and two websites and house renovations. She talks excessively about topics of interest…”

Tomorrow is the dog’s birthday/the hamster’s anniversary. Yes, we have a reincarnation situation.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that the night before your hairdressers appt, your current hair will look fucking amazing.

Funny that it’s only when women and girls are finally allowed to have ADHD that we have an “over-diagnosis crisis”, isn’t it.

Asking again for my sanity x

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I have never read such unmitigated self-aggrandising bullshit than the personal statements written by the four twats applying for the role of Parent Governor at my kid's primary school. It's a state primary not the fucking United Nations you conceited pricks.

"BUT WHEN IS IT WHITE FRIDAY!?"

“Pro-life”

Poll: Would you refer to an end-of-terrace house as semi-detached? ✅ Yes, because it is literally semi (half) detached ❌ No, because it is not a Semi-Detached house

Nighty night. I’m off to bed with Colin Farrell* *Reading A Portrait of the Artist on Audible

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Ear defenders for everyone who’d like Richard Tice and Reform to stfu

Quiet, piggy

What’s the deal with these vertical dramas, then? Is that they’re so bad they’re good? Are we supposed to be in on the joke? Asking for an old lady…

Ear defenders for everyone who’d like Richard Tice and Reform to stfu

Well I wasn’t feeling remotely Christmassy until now 💫

If we’ve learned one this this week it’s that young teenage girls are categorically not “fully grown”.

Lots of white people in the replies explaining racism 🙄

Vote Labour

Autistic meltdowns: The world stops. I keep him alive, silently, while he thrashes and screams. 40-mins in, I might be able to put some piano music on, if he lets me, we play the burger game. He’s the meat, the cushions are the buns, lettuce, ketchup. I push down. And we laugh. We can breathe again.

Karen is such a beautiful soul #strictly

Bumped into a friend today who was freaked out to see me: “Oh my god, so weird, I was literally *just* thinking about you... Must be some witchy shit going on there.” So common. And yet we just leave it there, don’t we, and carry on.

The word incel didn’t exist last time I read it, but the monster demanding Victor create a female version of himself else he’s going to smash some shit up and murder again is so 2025. Brava Mary Shelley – ahead of your time as always 👏

Oh, Megyn Kelly just went ahead and said it

They are off the street – they’re in the highest offices

Tell me your ex didn’t try to murder you without telling me your ex didn’t try to murder you

Oestrogel is the perfect man repeller: don’t fucking touch me or you’ll grow moobs. 👌🏼

Cute that y’all think MAGA are going to care

C’mon girls, do your duty. Lie back and think of England.

Hard to see one without calling the other to mind.

This is so horribly clunky and cringe when it comes to lumping neurodivergence in with mental health disorders and their “symptoms”. Urgh. (Not that I’m standing up for Hitler, you understand…) www.independent.co.uk/news/science...

Age yourself with gaming

Paedophilia is a lesser crime when it’s girls. That’s the subtext here. That’s what nobody’s saying, but what millions still believe. Tell me again how feminism’s gone too far. #epsteinfiles

Some of the mums on WhatsApp are shocked, shocked I tell you, that our brilliantly multicultural south London school didn’t observe the two minute silence yesterday.

Dear Gordon the Gopher…

I am re-reading Frankenstein, like a bandwagon-jumping bellend

Neurodivergence is being mocked your whole life for being "weird" because you're different, then after years of social trauma finally learning to embrace your differences only to be told "everyone is like that, you're not special" 😒🤦‍♀️

I'm 6' and my ex wife is 5'1". She is a complete and utter bitch. This has absolutely nothing to do with this fess. Just felt like sharing.

Mamdani is going to impose Shoop Shoop law, where court verdicts are decided in his kiss

The Irish sitting back watching the unfolding poppy culture war in Britain

“Where’s your fuckin…” Oh Make up your minds please, racists. I’m confused.

It’s been a good week for dyscalculiacs – first Victoria Beckham comes out, and now Alex from #strictly 17/10

Me: Karen is tiny!!! Also me: Googles Karen’s height – 163, I’m 159 😭 #strictly

<3 means love 3< means fart

Don’t threaten me with a good time, etc.

Alan last night #celebritytraitors