Oh no. Maybe I took some paracetamol and now I’m stuck with an autistic child who, like his uncle, and my uncle before that, and my cousin, will grow up to be a hugely successful software engineer, or a globe-trotting geophysicist, or a literal fucking rocket scientist at the ESA.

Orange spray tan causes brain cell loss, pass it on

#Autism mummy here. In case anyone needs to hear this today following Trump’s deranged (even for him) announcement… You are loved. You are so special. I am in awe of the way your brain works, your creativity, your ability to see the world differently. It’s magic. And these mum arms are wide.

#Autism mummy here. In case anyone needs to hear this today following Trump’s deranged (even for him) announcement… You are loved. You are so special. I am in awe of the way your brain works, your creativity, your ability to see the world differently. It’s magic. And these mum arms are wide.

So Trump wants to eugenicise my son, and Farage wants to deport my mum. Normal fucking planet.

I want to murder.

Dancing On My Own before it was murdered. Fucking love Robyn. #BBC6Music

Happy autumn, lads! I don’t know about you, but I shall be listening to Jeff Wayne’s War of the Worlds in a black polo neck whilst sipping Malbec and writing a novel. 🍂

Happy Earth Wind and Fire day to all who celebrate Gtradio youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...

She’s lived with us for 14 and a half years… “Where’s the laundry basket?”

If you want to know how knackered I am, last night I had a nap in the middle of my dream.

Trying to get out of my autistic boy what he wants for his birthday – he says he just wants to be cosy 🥹

Eat shit and die, say the rest of us.

Thing about turkeys voting for Christmas, is that we’re also the turkeys.

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Chatting to the mums on our SEND WhatsApp and it’s painfully obvious that it’s pretty much only the white boys (including my own) that have a diagnosis – because even in 2025 diagnostic criteria for autism are based on stereotypes. There’s even white male privilege in disability. There, I said it.

Definitely didn’t just spot an old man shoplifting in the co-op

Morning everyone.

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Me, not wanting to get hospitalized

Gonna get papped tonight, MFs 📸

Trump? Windsor?

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Protect @ledbydonkeys.org at all costs

Trump? Windsor?

not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today

You have to find joy in the small things. Mine is seeing the horror in people’s faces each morning as they clock a limp and lifeless pheasant in the jaws of my gun dog – in fact his super realistic crinkly cuddly called Deadthing.

Evergreen reminder that you can’t buy cool.

From now on I shall be referring to Banksy as “she”. #microfeminism #youneverknow

Brava España. This is how to do it. Hit them where it hurts. Make it targeted. Disrupt. 🇵🇸

Rob, you sound fucking deranged. #charliekirk

the category is men getting the assignment #emmys2025 #emmys

The way these men speak to one of the most famous humans on the planet 😬

Sue🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 from Facebook says: “This is England. Love it or leave it.”

Anon opin: beauty advent calendars = overconsumption at its worst 🤮

Do you know who else is dead? Hitler

One of the most viscous girls from school has a pink glittery Be Kind frame on her fb profile pic – the basic bitch.

We are all paying taxes to the Epstein client list.

can’t be stressed enough that charlie kirk did not produce a single thing of value in his life

What would your response be if you met an ultra-marathoner who’d just that weekend completed one of the world’s most prestigious 100-mile runs? You’d be in awe, right? And have as many questions as the miles they’d endured?

Trump didn’t have a stroke; his face is at half mast

How about we stop pitting women against each other like the patriarchy tells us to? It’s 2025, I’m cringing my tits off here.

Pretty fucking sick of seeing that piece of shit’s stupid sprout head everywhere, lads.

Anyone else got crows going fucking nuts in their back garden? It’s like The Birds.

Make me understand the 2nd amendment

Happy birthday to me old mucker @swansonian.bsky.social

I just snortlaughed

RIP* Charlie Kirk

I’m never not going to be able to see a minge whenever I see his signature