Mary Heavens
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Live Laugh Lick my love pump
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Iām doing this today, lads, and hate myself and want to die x
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Oh babe, your white male privilege is showing.
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Gabby HC
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Virginia Giuffre died aged 42.
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*snortlaugh*
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Paul Mescal was texting me, sorry guys x
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroixās only son.
2 days ago
Black folks have a right to go into public spaces and not have slurs hurled at them. Two things can be true. You can be empathetic to this person and their Touretteās, but also be empathetic to Michael B Jordan, and Delroy Lindo.
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ACAB Bring down the stinking lot of them
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Is that meant to resemble the Grim Reaper with his scythe because if so, bravo.
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Why do they keep telling us Andrew was the Queenās favourite son? Is that some kind of weird royal kink? What kind of mother would (admit to) have a favourite child?
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No cheating: your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.
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Whaley Queen of the Woke
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If you see this post a monster
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What does ADHD look like? Sometimes this. š
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Alysa Liuās figure skating! Wins gold medal for US to my favorite Donna Summer MacArthur Park Suite
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It's Abby. Yep
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I meme, they just keep on coming, donāt they
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Legs
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I met Jay Lycurgo tonight. I told him how I keep *BEGGING* yāall to watch Steve (Netflix). We had a hug. I adore him. Please watch Steve.
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Cold War Steve
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Charlieās just thrown him under the bus.
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General Boles
5 days ago
The worst thing about being arrested on your birthday is it rules out the possibility of getting a cake with a file in it for another 364 days.
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Hardeep Matharu
5 days ago
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's arrest is also a seminal moment for the British monarchy. He was still a prince until October 2025. How can it justify having turned such a blind eye? It can't.
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Shar A
5 days ago
Andrew uses his one phone call to call Babestation.
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Stephen Graham
5 days ago
Do we get a bank holiday when the banter is just too overwhelming?
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Katie Martin
5 days ago
oh to be the person behind the counter at the cop shop who gets to say 'can you confirm your date of birth? oh it's today. happy birthday' what a treat
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John Power Jr.
5 days ago
Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but hereās my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy
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John Rainš„
5 days ago
"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Pizza Express meal?"
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I want unredacted photographs
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Janine Gibson
5 days ago
take a shot every time you hear the words "just glad the queen isn't here to see this"
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OFF WITH HIS COCK!
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While this is obviously welcome news, we could have just, you know, believed a thousand women
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Scott Innes
6 days ago
Shoppers who donāt shop at Tesco will be left behind, says Tescoās John Tesco
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The teen auditioned for National Youth Theatre today ā but thatās not the big news, oh no. She got to hang out with Holly from Stranger Things.
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āCrimes against humanityā YES, UN. Feeling quite emosh about this, lads, it feels like a moment. Girls *do* have human rights.
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Lady with an opinion
6 days ago
Sounds like the Epstein class wonāt be traveling internationally soon
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Led By Donkeys
6 days ago
These two women are suing Andrew Tate, alleging he raped them. Here they visit the social media companies that created Tate. Please share. *one voice altered to disguise identity
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Think I might do feminist lent and give up people pleasing
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born miserable
7 days ago
Iām sorry, but if we hold everyone in the Epstein files accountable for their involvement and punish each one for their crimes to the fullest extent, we will begin to collapse a long-standing system that has only given power to elitist excrement and I donāt see a motherfucking problem with this
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Rest in peace x
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Found Footage Festival | For our money, the definitive Wuthering Heights adaption is Cliff Richardās 1996 touring production, Heathcliffe. Here are some highlights... | Instagram
1,723 likes, 125 comments - foundfootagefestival on February 15, 2026: "For our money, the definitive Wuthering Heights adaption is Cliff Richardās 1996 touring production, Heathcliffe. Here are some....
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Listening to a certain male comedianās podcast, interviewing a comedy writer. I want to hear what she has to say but heās a selfish interviewer, subtly putting her down and making it all about him. And this isnāt the first time, itās his whole style. š¤®
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Is that it with the Epstein files then? Justice is dead, new news cycle, roll over?
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The work wifeās texting from some fancy event sheās at with my fiancĆ© Gary Lineker
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Wuthering Heights has had my whole heart since I fell in love with the book at 14. I also quite enjoyed Emerald Fennellās frivolous, fantastical romp. True fans know no movie can ever come close.
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Financial Times
11 days ago
Breaking news: The UK governmentās contentious ban on Palestine Action under anti-terror laws has been ruled unlawful in a landmark legal victory for civil liberties campaigners.
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She 6-7nd too hard, invoked Vecna, and now we have a full power cut.
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Remote vs Teen
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Actual names
13 days ago
Ora Lee Pleasant Bride Texas, County Marriage Records, 1837-2010
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Could we maybe tag-team the spinning out because I am not coping, lads
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Jess Miers š¦š¦
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Reading the Epstein emails, I don't want to hear another goddamn thing from the government about "protecting kids" online.
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