Back on my bullshit (starting a 3 hour movie at 5am)

Subtle downside to having your town go all in on a tourism economy: even the grocery stores are clogged with tourists Airbnb has people thinking they'll save money by getting a place with a kitchen and cooking for themselves. Now they're in groups blocking the aisle trying to figure out what to eat

What if AI could turn lead into gold? What if AI made your cock 9 inches and thick as a Coke can? What if AI could play the secret chord of David? What if AI tasted great and was less filling? What if AI was in your neighborhood and wants to fuck right now? What if AI could proclaim the mystery of f

Happy 30th anniversary of Heat to those who celebrate

TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit

No, my son is also named 67

Nordmenn elsker taco, men ikke Taco Bell 😔 www.nrk.no/kultur/norge...

They should make cat toys that the cat can actually disembowel, like lil plushie intestines can spill out of the cat toy

Office lunch where the food is served buffet style but the plates are at the place settings. Really messing up my hang-back-until-after-the-rush plan

ambient xmas carols in every public space got me scroogepilled and humbugmaxxing

This looks cool and good, but no one agrees on who "the rich" are. People who live in California, young people with dyed hair, college professors, Jewish people, these can all be "the rich" while the family that owns 40% of all retail space in town goes unnoticed and unremarked upon.

I often thank my lucky stars that my big vice is alcohol and not gambling

It's too risky a day for a regatta you guys youtu.be/90STAvJZbvY

Happy birthday to this underrated gem, released October 2nd, 1987

One way of thinking about the AI bubble is that it's the final gasp of a grift based on specialized GPU's instead of tulips, a logical continuation from crypto and NFT's and the metaverse. Like, there's nowhere else for it to go, no other magical use for this shit other than as electronic waste.

Ikveld! Let's get freaky! FREAKY TALES (USA 2025). Fre 5. sept kl 21 på Blå Rock. GRATIS VISNING! Se Pedro Pascal i denne "genre mixtape" antologi action-comedie sett i 80-tallets California. www.tromsofilmklubb.com/kalender/202...

Saw a lady rigging down the stage from the festival this weekend wearing a SPACEBALLS t-shirt and instantly fell in love No wait that's SPACECREW. The festival had a rocket theme. My bad

so, to understand this story there are a few things you need to know - my cat, Gus, believes he is a trained support animal - he is not (he has relatives who are, but he is not) - he believes he is a seizure-detecting dog - he is not a dog - I do not get seizures

I haven't seen Heathers since I was a teenager. Stoked for this.

niche take: ICE(and most of DHS) is an agency of waingros

Guy whose robot girlfriend has somehow glitched and instead of simulating an underage anime waifu telling him to kill his family in order to see the quantum god, it now parrots Julia Child. He begins to learn the art of French cooking, and then dies when it gives him an amanita risotto recipe.

They just installed new lighting in the hallways and bathrooms at my workplace and it's absolutely brutal. Like they watched Severance and were like Ooh that's what we need for our interiors

Celebrating 30 years of Chrono Trigger (North American release: Aug 11, 1995)

Good morning and happy birthday to the Dave Matthews Band Poop Incident. Please buy the Dave Matthews Band Poop Incident a beer today

Elsker å bo i Norrwana

Liquid cat treats are such an obvious million dollar idea in hindsight. Like how many generations of cat owners had to go huh my cat always just licks the sauce off of the wet food before someone finally ripped a bong and went duuuuuude what if we made a cat food that was all sauce?

May 12th 1984 - A T-800 Terminator arrived from the future to kill Sarah Connor before she could give birth to the future resistance leader, John Connor. Kyle Reese arrived from the future to stop it. 📽️📅 The Terminator (1984)

Soy cansado. Don't you mean "estoy cansado"? Because you know Spanish has the two different forms of the "to be" verb. Oh I know. I'm saying that tiredness is part of the essence of my being.

With Andor Season 2 dropping tomorrow, it's worth recalling that Season 1 contained the best bit of writing ever in Star Wars.

BlueSky should verify me. I'm serious. I'm really good at skeeting and my chi is SO BALANCED

"horny for justice" is the best expression I've heard in months. Brava!

Bullying works

If you love really smooth music like I love really smooth music, then you are welcome to join our little internet community. It's where we keep the fire ⛵🔥

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Maga: jobs like we had in the 1950's Everyone: oh, you mean when marginal tax rates on the ultra-rich were 90+%? Maga: no Everyone: oh, then back to 30+% workplace unionization? Maga: no not like that, you know what I mean

I keep coming back and rewatching the Paris Olympics opening ceremony. Yeah yeah the IOC is corrupt and shit, but still. This rocks. The music slaps, the performances are incredible, and all of the "triumph of the human spirit" crap is kinda getting to me. youtu.be/onP5-DKSbI4

Just left a meeting to pee and discovered that my phone has been faintly blasting a power metal spotify playlist in my pocket all morning

Mediums of communication that I have given up on and simply stopped checking 1. Actual mail 2. Phone calls 3. Email And most recently 4. Instagram DMs

They were also persecuted early on by the Romans and they made that a huge part of their identity and never let go of it, even after the whole damn Empire went Holy and they became the dominant religion of the most powerful countries on Earth. The Christians yearn for the lions.

I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane. Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.

happy 30th anniversary to the greatest game ever made. if I can influence you to play a particular game then let it be Chrono Trigger. it’s aged perfectly!

The real Best Picture winner in our hearts...

Single-guy cooking: Every 2 to 6 months I make a recipe that calls for a splash of milk. Grocery store: smallest milk is one liter.

Next to birthright citizenship, the US having no official language is one of the main things I’ve been proud of about this place

i firmly believe one of the main messages we should be telling our students about this whole thing is that generative ‘AI’ by definition will *never* have an original idea, and if you use it, neither will *you*