for whatever reason i’ve been in three countries today

god i love to be on a hareplane

my fav part of this is that even AI trump won't put the oxygen mask keeping him from hypoxia over his nose

none of those words are in the Bible

Japan is a very cool place tbh

her name is bun cena 🎺🎺

i really think they should sink the bay area into the ocean

dennis reynolds

Google’s core product has actually become complete and utter dogshit and it feels intentional

a companion

in college I took a class called "companion animals and society" - photo related

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

what type of dog is this

Oakey's Perfect Day

don't talk to me until i've had my One individual mozzarella stick. Does NOT come with sauce.

This is sick freak shit to say and it's alright to point that out

the richest man in the world buying a presidential election, getting run out of the administration for being a weird diva, then pivoting to jerking it to anime cartoons full time is somehow more Roman than anything that ever happened in Rome

say what you will about donald trump he got cracker barrel to put the gay guy back in its logo

thinking of becoming a flat earther

half of headlines these days are blackpillingly stupid if you're aware you can replace "AI" with "autocomplete" or "random sentence generator"

noted Batman villain The Rizzler

Imagine waiting all that time to end up going "yep, pretty good."

happy microplastic monday

Did i already say the thing about the urethra?

Breaking: Noah Smith has been sucked out the window of a plane. It was a Boeing, but it wasn't a mechanical failure - his fellow passengers broke it open and threw him out

I hope you have a wonderful evening

Often a problem

It's very telling that the far left refuses to support huge pieces of shit who everyone hates

RAYS PROSPECT BOB SEYMOUR REPORTEDLY CALLED UP THIS IS A BIG DEAL www.mlb.com/cut4/where-d...

Lived in Seattle for about 8 years, landing here and driving in from the south and seeing the skyline never gets old

terrible’s pizza has inspired me to finally open the restaurant of my dreams, dvd’s dogshit deli

perpetually funny that it’s legal to sell alcohol to airplane passengers in emergency exit rows

The baby changing stations in men’s bathrooms in Utah seem to be largely decorative

Went for a car ride and stopped at DQ for a blizzard...and the employee noticed the bunnies in the passenger seat. He gave them a WHOLE banana. (Obviously, they won't eat the whole thing.)

if you have the confidence of a software engineer, everything is a solvable problem

Utah is a phenomenal example of religion absolutely destroying something beautiful

burgers do NOT belong on brioche buns

It’s meant to be scary, but “Snakes” by the Pixies is actually the cutest song ever

labubus are real. they're harvested from a small island off the coast of madagascar. while primitive, they have a rich and vibrant culture and a relatively high standard of living. it's my job to skin and stuff them

neat

Neat

look, it doesn't matter if the night-night man isn't real. a number of voters have very real concerns that the night-night man is waiting under their beds ready to eat them as soon as mommy and daddy say night-night and you need to have a plan to address those concerns regardless

Hello fellow rabbits

do cigarette companies have rewards programs like airlines

can you grant a rabbit your power of attorney

Oh weird, I thought Bobby Kennedy was going to stop big pharma. Sorry I'm being handed an update that Bobby Kennedy is insane and fucks collies in his spare time

Why has the seatac N concourse had this funko pop of me for so damn long

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.

"NO CLANKERS" - typical AI phobic bluesky poster