So, we did another kitchen date. We tried moving them to the living room floor at the condo (also neutral territory) but Floor tried humping him and he didn't like it and they got a little too nippy. I wish she would stop humping him obsessively on carpeted floors. He can only take so much.

If you're so worried about hurting his feelings that you need to come up with a headline like this, you shouldn't call yourself a journalist. If you're ok with your editor/CEO forcing you to write like this, you should quit. He's still gonna call it "fake news," so why bother?

Unless he gets Iran to agree to the SAME TERMS IN THE JCPOA, he cannot claim victory, ever. So, no, this isn't a victory. And it never will be. He made this mess when he ditched the fucking deal we had with Iran!!!

I'm seeing a lot of Gen z content about how jealous they are of people who grew up in the 90s...and you know what...hell yeah. But they can also live like we did - just turn off your devices and go the fuck outside. Don't have anything to do? Figure it out. We always came up with something.

Jason scheduled an appointment at the vet for the new boy...he said he was worried about his eye, but I'm pretty sure he just wanted someone else to clip his nails, and ask the vet a million questions about hay & rare bunny diseases. He's healthy. Perfect teeth & eye. Nails are trimmed.

Well, no shit. Bibi doesn't give AF about ceasefire agreements...if you didn't see this coming, it's a miracle you've survived into adulthood without being ran over and killed by a slow moving vehicle.

I cannot imagine what it's like to take a high school US Govt class right now, especially when they go over current events... But I bet it's a lot of this...

They love cuddling!!!!

YOU GUYS!! He's grooming her!!! Second date was a success!

Is he threatening to launch a nuke?! IS HE THREATENING TO LAUNCH A NUKE?!?! Get him the fuck out of office. Now!!!

So, after several weeks apart, we finally did a first date for several hours in neutral territory. They just snuggled each other. No fights or grumbles! When the new guy saw Floor, he did a happy binky dance! He really loves when Floor sits on his head for some reason 😂 I'm so happy!

YOU GUYS!!!!

So, I thought my hood release cable was broken, and while I normally do my own repairs, I would need to remove several panels to find the problem. I finally gave up and went to the mechanic to make an appointment, but they came out and fixed it for free!! Yay! Ringo is all better!

I miss my mom and dad. Things suck so much right now, and for the first time in my life, I have no reason to believe that it will ever get better.

🤣 I guess I wasn't the only one!

Joe Paterno was worshipped by Penn State fans for decades, and even that didn't matter when it was revealed that he knew about all the things Sandusky was doing and did nothing about it. They removed his statue. Not for being a predator, but for protecting one.

...if that's what she thinks, there's an easy way to prove it. If Jesus is real, he probably already came back and died in ICE custody, but decided it wasn't worth resurrecting again because these clowns are comparing Trump to Jesus.

"Have kids! You'll figure it out! If you can't afford childcare, ask your parents to help out, not the government! That's what grandparents have always done. It's free childcare." My free childcare:

16yo client: Did you notice that Mexicans kinda look like Native Americans? Me: Yes. 16yo: They're hard to tell apart, right? I bet they're afraid of ICE. Me: Uh huh. 16yo: It's weird, right? Why do they look similar? Me: Keep going. You're onto something. Connect those dots, buddy.

Shout-out to every other Gen Xer that was holding their breath the entire time for the first five mintues of the launch For r e a s o n s

I've been saying this for years. Trump can't claim his "landslide" victory in 2024 means a damn thing when Nixon had an ACTUAL landslide victory. He didn't need to run for another term...and EVEN THAT didn't protect him from being forced to resign 20 months into his 2nd term.

Ok...but...hear me out...I don't think you need to watch all the Star Wars movies, because Din Djarin doesn't even know he's in Star Wars. Just watch The Mandalorian S1, S2, and BoBF Episodes 5-7, then Mandalorian S3. If my BF can figure it out without the movies, anyone can.

Watching the Artemis II launch had me stressed TF out! I just remembered why I never watch live launches. I'm glad they delayed from the cursed week back in Jan/Feb...but moving it to April 1st had me a little nervous, NGL.

I love Fascinating Horror on YT. It's short documentaries about historical disasters (and why certain regulations exist.) But my favorite running gag is the annual April Fools video about a fictional disaster, delivered in the same matter of fact style, but with very dry humor woven in.

Happy 40th to the World's Greatest Bundad, Jason! (No really, it's his birthday.) I've managed to pull a few fun birthday pranks over the years...

I can't be the only one who makes this face whenever Kegsbreath tries to sound poetic when he talks to the press. I can't tell if he's trying to do slam poetry or Dr. Seuss. Does he think he sounds cool? It's giving Freddie Prinze Jr's hacky sack poem from She's All That.

I was watching an episode of 48 hours, and they said the victim terrorized his neighbors by putting speakers outside and playing his pipe organ at full blast...and they just moved on with the episode... I need to know what he played. Phantom of the Opera? Baseball songs?? Beethoven?!

I watched about 10 Columbus Police k9 units roll into a Greek restaurant parking lot all at once today, single file. They all pulled in & backed into spots side by side. No lights or urgency. I'm a little sad that I didn't hang back to see what was going on, because I can't stop thinking about it.

For the love of God, do not give bunnies as Easter gifts. They are a 10 year commitment to absolute chaos. #makeminechocolate

It's all so sick. And truly embarrassing. All of MAGA should be deeply ashamed, but they will continue to look the other way because at the end of the day, they'd prefer bombs over risking a single person getting assistance they didn't qualify for.

One thing about this case that is particularly heartbreaking is that his mother had just died, then after his disappearance, his dad was killed by a falling branch in a wind storm 2 years later. It's just his brother now. I hope he gets answers.

It's the 20th anniversary of the disappearance of Brian Shaffer. I was a student at OSU when he went missing, and was close friends with the staff at Ugly Tuna. I can't get past it. It still bothers me. Someone knows what happened. I hope it haunts them every minute of every day.

I remember when the "algorithm" was a production team that decided which home videos were the funniest, and we only got to watch them for 30 minutes on Sunday nights.

Now would be a great time for VW to just announce the electric Beetle they've been denying for the last 2 years...

Do I need to wear a "no soliciting" sticker when I'm shopping, like the one I have on my door? If I want new Internet, I'll ask. Don't make me feel like an asshole by pushing me after I say "no, thanks."

Boof!

After a few weeks apart, I took Floor to say hello to the new boy. She stayed in her carrier's little pop out tunnel, but he was so excited that he binkied when he saw her! It was brief, but pleasant! I think we are ready to restart the bonding process. 😃 Wish us luck!

He said he was expecting gas prices to be a lot worse than they are (so far)...like that is supposed to make us feel better about the already historic spike in gas prices. He just admitted he went ahead with this war knowing that it could hurt us even more than this, and he didn't give a shit.

Not So Fun Fact: In 1982, the RNC was banned from organizing poll watching activities because they were engaging in voter suppression tactics. A federal judge allowed the ban to expire in 2018.

When your death certificate is filed, vital statistics dept automatically cross checks with the board of elections to remove you from the voter rolls. So why should I have to pay for a copy of my birth certificate from vital statistics to give to the board of elections to prove I'm a citizen?

The government knows I'm a citizen. They know where I live, my employer, my filing status, my birthday, my parents, my car, etc. They know I am not a convicted felon. Why do I need to register to exercise my right to vote? Why isn't it automatic? Why do I need to pay for GOVT documents to do so?

He's slapping his name and image on everything because he knows no one will bother doing anything in his honor when he's dead...and if he puts his name on everything, removing it will take forever. It's super fucking weird and pathetic.

As a kid, our family only ever had former stray cats. My dad told me when I was little that we'll never know their real age, since the only way to find out is by cutting them open & counting the rings, like a tree. I'm still a little upset that he made me think about that. WTF, Dad? 🫪 (Also, lol)

I'm so sick of him trashing our NATO allies for not helping him out. Someone needs to explain that Article 5 is for shared DEFENSE, not OFFENSE. Also, someone should tell him the **only** time Article 5 has been invoked was by the US after 9/11 - and our allies didn't hesitate. CALL HIM OUT, FFS!

Repeatedly taking the MoCA is not a flex. They're tracking his cognitive function to monitor for decline. He couldn't make it through the WAIS without having a meltdown.

I know there's a lot going on But what the US is doing to Cuba is unconscionable

I have no interest in this man’s problems

"He's just joking" No, he's not. He is too much of a sociopath to make actual jokes. He's testing his followers.