I suppose if they bring back deadly childhood diseases while making families doubt medical expertise altogether, leading to an increase in childhood deaths...and stigmatizing autism diagnoses by making a registry...autism rates might decrease. (For the opposite reasons that they've increased.)

That's because they ARE criminals. The BunnyCam has caught them red handed so many times. They're little cottontailed co-conspirators. At least I know who peed in the water bowl, who knocked over the playhouse, and who stole my workbook. I always thought B knew she was being recorded.

Welp, for the second time in 4 days, homeboy escaped from his pen just after I went to bed. I'm reviewing the footage to see what he did all night, and basically, he thinks he's a cat and does parkour 😱

BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel Live! will return on Tuesday night following a brief suspension. "Last Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on the show to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country..."

#floorthirty Hope you had a relaxing weekend! I don't know what weekends are, but I think it's when the humans are home to bother us more.

Do you remember?

COME ON! JUST KISS ALREADY! (Carrier bonding date - 15 minutes)

Bonding date! We got a new travel pen, and took them in the yard. She humped him, and then he approached her and laid together. She's got such a funny fat face compared to his skinny pointy nose.

Do you remember?

#floorthirty I am the walrus! Goo goo g'joob!

I did a quick little cuddle date in the carrier on the bed. I took Floor out and put her in the living room, and he fell asleep in there and woke up an hour later looking somewhat confused.🤣 He has the cutest little mouf!

I love my neighborhood, but I have my doubts about the fire department... because the house across the street from the station burned down. And it just sits there all crispy and condemned, on the main road into our little downtown. Across from the fire station.

#floorthirty What's up, doc?

This woman 🥳

I love the Streisand Effect of it all! People who only watch Fox News probably hadn't even seen the clip of Trump bragging about the ballroom when asked how he was handling the loss of his dear friend until they went after Kimmel. 🤣

While I don't have kids of my own, I've been a behavioral consultant for 17 yrs. I never offer unsolicited advice, but given recent events, I have a suggestion: If you have a teenage boy, don't let him use headphones while they're doing anything online (gaming, yt, twitch, TikTok, IG, etc.)

Call your senators and let them know that unless they force Brendan Carr out of the job now & block the merger, the next time a Dem is in the White House, their chosen FTC/FCC chairs will use this precedent to force Fox hosts to make donations to Planned Parenthood anytime they criticize Dems.

I'm old enough to remember a certain late night host roasting a sitting Republican president for years, and that same president appearing as a guest multiple times after leaving office and laughing about the embarrassing moments that made him a target for political satire.

It's been a terrible day for America...but a fantastic #floorthirty for this girl.

WTF?! No one should be forced to donate to a POLITICAL ORGANIZATION they don't support in order to keep their job. TPUSA isn't hurting for cash last time I checked. Kimmel should tell them 🖕 and make another generous donation to the LA Children's Hospital instead. Fucking ghouls.

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Democrats should just shut down the govt. It's already a dictatorship. My tax dollars aren't funding things that matter anymore. I'm going to need that money to pay for my insurance premiums that are projected to cost 3x more, along w/ tariffs wrecking my budget. 🖕FDJT 🖕FGOP. Anyway, here's Floor.

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BREAKING: Eric Swalwell just told the FCC chairman to hire a lawyer and preserve records because they will be held accountable in 2027 when democrats take the House. Oh and he’s wearing a Jimmy Kimmel hat.

It's not alarmist anymore for me to say that there's a real possibility that SNL will not have another season. That show has always been in his cross hairs & now he knows how to get it cancelled. NBC needs to speak out right now and hold the line. If they get sued, don't settle. Do not capitulate.

It's so fucked up that this happened right before their annual tradition of hosting shows in Brooklyn. He was supposed to interview Stephen Colbert. Ending his show without getting to say goodbye is an extreme act. And for what? Showing an embarrassing clip of Trump? What a fucking child.

These execs are only capitulating out of fear. I wonder if this is true for Republicans who are avoiding language that specifically condemns right wing extremist violence. They're afraid his goons will turn their well-armed base against them. They all know it's wrong. But they're cowards.

Not sure why he's worried about "antifa"...if they are a real organization, they're doing a shit job. Fascism is alive and well. He needs people to be terrified and willing to give up their freedoms out of "necessity." Let me know when they find the leaders & financial backers. Or a single member.

#floorthirty How is she a living thing? She just lives in my home, and doesn't even pay rent or clean up after herself. And I'll never complain...because look at her! LOOK AT HER! LOOK AT THAT FACE! My precious fluffy freeloader.

Headline: Speaker Johnson to File Articles of Impeachment Against Obama for Extremist Tirade Against Beloved Christian Activist in Wake of Assassination by Radical Leftist, and Removal of Obama's Name from All Public Records - WSJ/WaPo (probably) 🤡

I think billionaire CEOs should ONLY get tax cuts if they do the following for all employees: salaries that make home ownership affordable, full student loan reimbursement, paid leave (maternity, paternity, illness, vacation, family), free childcare, and top tier health, vision, & dental insurance.

He is a natural with kids. That's not something you can fake. Kids know. It's a rare quality these days. These red pilled alpha bros are gonna be lonely incels until they realize this isn't "beta male weakness." Women will always prefer the men who are comfortable playing with kids (and pets.)

All the MAGAs in Ohio are about to find out that "owning the libs" comes at a steep cost. The Senators from Ohio are allowing the subsidies to expire before 2026 enrollment. Good luck blaming Biden for the 100-300% increase in premiums in the midterms, you jackasses. share.google/HpfDGaKmjzrt...

Obama: We have to recognize that on both sides there are people who are extremists  But I will say that those extreme views were not in my White House. I wasn’t embracing them. I wasn’t empowering them. I wasn’t putting the weight of the government behind extremist views.

Bonding bunnies is like being a couples therapist, but the couple doesn't speak English and never asked for your help.

I took a class back in 2003 in high school called Political Radicalism. It was hands down the WILDEST elective, and I think about it a lot. It was easily the most controversial curriculum. Everyone I know who has taken it believes it should be required. No, seriously, let me explain🧵

We know.

#floorthirty Yeah, this country is going to hell, but... LOOK AT MY RABBIT!

It's not like I needed an excuse, but it looks like I'll be rewatching Robert Redford movies this week 😢

One thing about having wonderful bunny friends that I love is how sweet they are! This lady sent us snacks and an adorable mug with Rocky on it. We've got a collection of art and other gifts that friends have sent for the rabbits over the years. 🥹

#floorthirty The happiest girl to ever eat parsley!

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"Shut the fuck up, Stephen." - General Mark Milley

Not saying I was the first, but I was onto Pedro Pascal back in 2019 and I love that the rest of the world gets it now. He's a genuinely sweet goober of a guy who is also super handsome. Ugh. He's just a baby! He deserves all the good things.

We did our first official neutral territory date this afternoon, and it was SO different than with Cohen. Floor was humping the crap out of the new guy, and he took it. He's a little terrified of her, which is ok, because he's not a fighter. When she gets angry, he immediately backs away.

It's Baby Safety Month.

#floorthirty That's the stuff!

I miss these two. So much.

My edible must be hitting because I just mixed up the words "albondiga" and "abogada" and I can't stop laughing. I'm by myself. (albondiga=meatball and abogada=lawyer in Spanish)