Before cell phones, my brother and I had our own home phone number, but not our own phone line- the phones would just ring differently depending on which number was dialed. I thought it was a common thing, but I've yet to find anyone that had ever heard of such a thing. I can't be the only one...

I'm not a lawyer, but I thought that you don't need to prove impropriety, the APPEARANCE of impropriety is enough. Confirming his PERSONAL ATTORNEY (who STILL seeks to defend his client) to AG is basically an ENDORSEMENT of impropriety. It undermines the credibility of everything the DOJ does.

I just need one reporter to ask him if a drug costs $100, how much would it be after 900% discount... If he's so "good at the cognitive"- that should be an easy problem for him to solve. If he calls the reporter stupid, just ask him why he resorts to insults instead of solving a math problem.

It's been 3 years since we said goodbye to this perfect spicy potato. Bebop was an endless fountain of joy and sass, and worth all the vet bills that came with her. She sent me a friend today. I thought I'd make a fun tribute video. 💕Love you, Bebop. Always.💕

Stopped by to see Floor at the condo. She was sleeping so deeply, she didn't hear me come in or when I greeted her. When I touched her, it scared the shit out of her and she ran around panicking & thumping. Once she saw it was me, she climbed on me. She can hear fine...she's just a deep sleeper.

Hey! Sunblock ineffective when you're dehydrated. Don't forget to apply on your ears & scalp. Reapply frequently. Avoid being in direct sunlight between 10a to 3p. You can still get a sunburn if it's cloudy. If you can smell your skin cooking, it's too late. - Redhead (sunburn free since 2015)

I don't think it's a coincidence that I woke up this morning at the same time that this precious girl left us 3 years ago. Bebop was truly the most beautiful, funny, clever, and spicy girl. I was so lucky to have 8 years with her...it felt like 15 years that flew by in 2, if that makes sense.

Maybe it's just me...but I don't think alcohol should be served at airports. Traveling is stressful enough, is it worth dealing with drunks as well?

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My brother was awarded the Margaret Armstrong Award for his outstanding work as the VFW/POW Auxiliary Chair for Ohio. I'm so proud of him. After losing our parents, he chose sobriety and service, and my parents would be so proud of him. Look at how loved that goober is! I just had to brag.

I miss their messes.

Every few months I remember that in 2016 Bush Sr. voted for the wife of the guy who made him a one term president, and it still blows my mind.

Life was perfect with them.

Man...I hadn't had strep throat in over 27 years! I'm on the mend, but holy hell, it felt like I was swallowing glass whenever I swallowed my saliva. I don't remember being in that much pain, even after my tonsillectomy. I feel like I got my ass kicked, and my voice is gone. I'll be napping.

I'm rewatching The Americans...for the millionth time. God, this series is so underrated. If you haven't watched it, what is wrong with you? The music choices are 😚👌

So, my health insurance only has one in-network urgent care in my city -which is bonkers. This clinic had one doctor, no staff...or patients. I got in, no wait. He was the most professional & kind urgent care physician I have ever had. Now I understand the 5 star reviews for this one man operation.😂

Ok...but the new Taylor Swift song is so good. So nostalgic and catchy. What a treat! youtu.be/SzJXikN_4wA?...

I haven't taken a sick day in years. This sore throat hurts worse than my post-op tonsillectomy. It just keeps getting worse. 😫 I know it's bad when I resort to crying for my mom. None of the urgent care clinics are open for another few hours, but I've been up since 2am waiting.

I feel like absolute shite tonight, physically and emotionally, but I got to spend time with this guy.

OSU is paying out $100M to the SA survivors of Strauss. Will Gym Jordan keep pretending nothing happened on his watch? He's such a disgrace. Now OSU, take Wexner's name off of everything.

I mean...did they really expect it to be the biggest summer blockbuster? If so, that's a silly goal. I loved it! I loved seeing it on the big screen! But I bet most fans are waiting for it to stream so they can bitch about it the way Star Wars fans bitch about everything...in their mom's basement.

I love when the kiddos are out for summer break! It means we get to do fun adventures, like going to the zoo, the pool, and canoeing. Today, we drove Go Karts for 2 hours.

JACOBS: I have one last question for you. Who won the 2020 presidential election? MARCO RUBIO: I'm not here to answer about 2020 JACOBS: It seems like you have an issue admitting facts, just like you couldn't admit the shoes the president bought you were too big RUBIO: The florsheims fit fine

I told a teen client that if he forgot a copy of the book he needed at school, we could go get one from the library. He said he didn't want to waste money. He refused to believe it was free. And he isn't the only kid who has said this to me. I love going to the library.

I honestly don't get what is wrong with teaching about slavery in the US. It's actually pretty easy to condemn your ancestors. And I can promise you, everyone has some pretty shameful people in their family tree. As my mom always said, "Don't care. Fuck 'em. We don't owe evil racists respect."

I'm really debating getting my instructor certification renewed and independent license to do CPR trainings as a side hustle. The more I think about it, the more I miss teaching those classes. I always had fun.

Thanks, Mr. Pelley, for not going quietly. I hope others follow your lead. You were too good for CBS.

Little girl in a big room. 🥺

I'm going to keep bothering VW...I got a reply today. 😂

Anyone raising young men needs to really drive home the point that they should assume that all of their texts and DMs can and will be used against them in the future. Act accordingly. I'm so tired of this shit.

Theory - The Mandalorian doesn't know he's in Star Wars. Evidence - The first thing he asked Luke Skywalker after watching him slice up all of the Dark Troopers with a lightsaber and crunch one of them with the force:

I am seeing a lot of positive reviews of The Mandalorian and Grogu on TikTok. I noticed that every negative review on my FYP has the little "Ad" note at the bottom, which I find delightfully ironic. They spent money to promote a video of them complaining that the movie was a waste of money.

You know, if Democrats would have shown up in the 2010 & 2014 midterms, we could have prevented the GOP from getting those 3 SCOTUS seats. That's all the GOP cared about. They got behind the orange menace because they cared more about those SCOTUS seats than the Democrats ever did. Hope this helps.

Come on, Volkswagen! Even China has an electric Beetle knockoff! (Ora Ballet Cat) Do it, already! 😠 There's going to be a demand...even used Beetles have gone up in value!

I feel like you should know the breakdown data for those 4 million former recipients before holding a press conference to celebrate.

When my client is tired of talking about her day, and she slowly reaches to turn up the volume when Taylor Swift's "Father Figure" starts playing...

I'm gonna need Volkswagen to stop playing coy and announce the new electric Beetle already...

20 years ago, the movie Idiocracy was a wild comedy. It's not funny anymore. It might as well be narrated by Ken Burns.

As someone who administers evals, there's only one reason to do 3 cognitive tests in a short span of time... I'm guessing if his team isn't telling him why these tests are being done because he clearly doesn't get it, they probably won't tell him when he doesn't ace them.

All the Star Wars Chuds saying they didn't like the movie are basically saying that they hate having fun. Don't listen to them. The Bucket and Puppet movie is an exciting adventure. Excellent visuals & score, too. I love Din's gentle parenting...and Grogu's face when he flips the wrong switch.

He's probably got another investigation underway against Stormy Daniels. And at least one against all the capitol police officers.

The case was dismissed before she got to court due to lack of evidence 🤣 Yeah... because she doesn't have a right hand! I wonder how they decided to dismiss it.

I hope Heaven is real. This boy's body could only last 11 years, but he had enough love and sweetness in him to last an eternity.

Thomas Andrews, the principal naval architect of Titanic, Olympic, and Brittanic was 39 years old when the Titanic sank. He was in his early 30s when he started designing the ships. Crazy, amirite?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Is anyone else following the story about the girl who got a ticket for using her phone with her right hand, but she doesn't have a right hand, so she's fighting it?? She just posted the bodycam. When the cop asked her if she was telling the truth, he said "Hand to God?" And she said...

I saw that the movie theater near me has Mandalorian and Grogu showtimes at 9:30a every day this week...$8 per ticket...no reserved seats. I could go and have the whole theater to myself. Honestly, why not? I'm an adult. I can do what I want.

We have made the difficult decision to stop bonding. He deserves to be in a happier situation, and the bonding process is too much stress on him. Jason and I are parting ways as well. Floor will be living with him since I need to find a new home for myself. I am sorry, Floor and Wally.

While talking to Jason last night, I told him my deepest fear is getting real: we are too far gone, the universe is indifferent, it's already too late, and we won't recover from this in our lifetime. I hope everyone who enabled him suffers for it...but I doubt they'll ever change.