Heading to BlueSky to see if YouTube is down for anyone else, or if it's personal this time....

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

Two Bad Bunnies

Mikey's Late Night Slice was the best after the bars closed near campus. $3 per slice of pizza. Side of Slut Sauce & can of Big Red for $1. They opened new locations in the wealthy suburbs, and the slices are $7.50+ and Slut Sauce is now "Unicorn Sauce." Oh, and craft sodas for $5. Ugh.

So, Nancy Guthrie's abductor was dressed up like an ICE agent... I'm just saying...

She doesn't even realize that "I'm not gonna get in the gutter" is easily the worst response to being asked to look at the SA victims behind her and acknowledge them. There are SA victims across this country who heard her loud and clear.

Whenever Pam Bondi talks, she sounds exactly like Parker Posey.

I want the liberal podcasters to know that I will not watch any videos that have a thumbnail of them with their hands on their head and their mouth wide open, trying to look stunned. It's just as bad as the overused clickbait titles in all caps. It's weird. Don't do that.

It's more ridiculous that a convicted felon is using the presidency to avoid a prison sentence.

The entertainment world and millennials have lost another real gem. RIP James Van Der Beek 🥺

It is mind blowing how many co-conspirators communicated via email about their involvement in Epstein's sex trafficking ring. It's even crazier how many of them said they had nothing to do with it knowing damn well those emails existed. It's obvious: they believed the DOJ was going to protect them.

So, it's been 10 days since Trump threatened to sue Trevor Noah for his Epstein Island joke, and Trump hasn't filed anything. And he won't, because he's afraid of what will come out in the discovery phase. Keep calling him a predator. What's the worst that could happen? He can't do shit.

I did it. I finished my certification to perform autism diagnostic assessments. It's 2am, but I FINISHED IT.

Just found out that some of the 2028 Olympics soccer tournaments will be held in Columbus, about 7 mins from my place, and now I'm stressed about the logistics - even though I don't plan on attending nor do I have any role in planning the event. Columbus is a weird choice, though.

I think MAGA is mostly triggered by Bad Bunny performing in Spanish because they think he's probably talking shit about them. They're probably worried about that whenever someone is speaking another language. Why else would they get so upset?

There's always one admin staffer that's encouraging the use of AI in clinical documentation. Hard pass. That sounds lazy AF. I've been doing this for 18 years. Using AI feels like an unnecessary crutch that just bypasses meaningful engagement with a case. (I know, I know. I sound like a boomer.)

Helping a teen apply for her first job is so frustrating. Even if the job requires no experience (grocery bagger) the applications come with online questionnaires that repeatedly ask about previous employment experiences & performance. A lack of employment history appears to count against her. WTF?

I should get my brother an aura frame for his birthday so I can send him pictures of my rabbits, since I already annoy him by flooding his phone with bunny pictures as it is. Does he love my bunnies? I don't know, and honestly, I don't care.

"Athletes have no business bringing politics into sports." - people who are ignorant of American and world history. Chinese & Russian athletes don't criticize their leaders because they don't have a right to free speech. American athletes criticize leaders because we still do. I prefer the latter.

There we go!!!

Announcers: it's a 15pt game. It isn't over yet. We've seen some big comebacks in the last 5 minutes. *Seahawks gets a turnover touchdown* OPE!

My neighbor dug a grass track so his little doggos could run around in our shared backyard...and the yardbunnies are LOVING the exposed grass. I saw them playing just now. (My neighbor knows I love bunnies, and he told me he's been really worried about the wild buns in the freezing cold.)

Ok...that was so much fun!!!

It's time for the Super Bowl! I miss our little OG Bad Bunny, Bebop, but I can't wait for the halftime show! Go Hawks!

My older brother drove a 2 door car and had a petite girlfriend in high school. One time she got out to let me get in the backseat, and I picked her up, and put her in the backseat, so I could sit up front. Apparently, she was afraid of me from that point forward, and he only told me this recently.

Every comment on the Talenti Gelato's TikTok page is a complaint about how their lids are impossibly tight. Their poor social media team is replying to every comment saying they are working on it. 🤣 No one believes them.

Some of you might be wondering when it's #floorthirty It's whenever this girl jumps up and gives me ✨this✨ look.

She's my little fluffy bunny. 🥰

Someone parked on the ice slab and they've been trying to leave for the last hour.

Just got a birthday present from my past self. I went to renew my car registration and discovered that I did a 2 year renewal last year. Thanks, 2025 Me!

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

I love his little frowny mouf.

If anyone argues that ICE doesn't need warrants because the Constitution only protects citizens, instead of telling them they're wrong first, ask them how breaking into a home or car & detaining a person without a warrant is NOT a 4A violation if they don't know if that person is a citizen or not.

*whisper* "Mom, can I have a treat?" *Scoots closer* "Psst. Mom. Can I have a treat, please?"

I keep seeing videos of white parents that are upset that their kid got detention for participating in an ICE walkout protest that wasn't school sanctioned. Hot take: It's Black History Month. Your white kid can handle that detention. It's called "Good Trouble" for a reason.

If you are calling me and I don't have your number saved in my contacts, I'm not picking up. If you call me and your number is not listed when I do a reverse lookup on Google, I'm not calling back. If you leave me a voicemail, you might as well shout into a void, because I never check my messages.

He knows Congress will not agree to spend money to do more renovations on The Kennedy Center, but we can safely assume he will demolish it nonetheless. When that happens, can we all agree to ruin the contractors who follow his orders? Can we also dox the contractors who demolished the East Wing?

Is Simon Whistler the hardest working YouTuber? That guy has like 20 different channels, and he's pumping out so much content, I have to wonder how often he sees his own child. He's either being professional or constantly giggling and going off on random tangents.

I was reading reviews of It: Welcome to Derry, and my favorites are those who don't like "all the race stuff" (clearly, didn't read the book & are MAGA snowflakes) and those who "don't consider it horror," (right, because ripping kids apart in the pilot is an overused coming of age trope.) Got it🙄

There's something especially heartbreaking about the pets whose owners have been taken by ICE. They probably think they've been abandoned by their loving family. I've personally seen the grief and confusion that pets experience when their human is suddenly gone. It's devastating. Fuck ICE.

I just wanted to be clear: even if we don't post about it, #floorthirty still happens daily.

You know...I miss OG landline caller ID. It actually said who was calling, unless they were unlisted. I hate that I have no idea who the fuck is calling me unless they're saved in my contacts. Why did this change? If I don't know you, I'm not answering. I don't even check my VM. Text me or get lost.

I can't remember which GOP member of Congress it was, but they literally tried to tell an angry town hall crowd that the Constitution only applies to American citizens, and he was booed out of the town hall. Either they're idiots or they think we are.

The number of busted water mains in my area that are continuing to flood and turn streets into messy, impassable glaciers after more than a week is infuriating. What the actual fuck is taking so long to address them? These aren't even side streets. Put up warnings or detour signs at least.

The WH press corps members need to keep asking why he is suing the IRS for $10B, and if he feels that directing his AG to settle instead of going to trial isn't fundamentally corrupt, and how his lawsuit helps Americans afford healthcare??? Don't let him tantrum out of it. Keep fucking asking.

I miss the 6ft rule. I miss standing in line without anyone crowding my little bubble. Seriously, why do some people NEED to stand so close I can feel their breath? Gross.

I'm working my way through a 20 hour online certification course, and Floor seems confused about why I haven't been giving her my undivided attention. She keeps hopping up to stare at me, like Rocky used to do when I worked remotely.

Me: I play Uno a lot when I'm working. Best friend's daughter: You get PAID to play Uno? What is your job? I want THAT job when I grow up.