The main difference between the Bible and To Kill a Mockingbird is that when someone calls To Kill a Mockingbird their favorite book, they’ve probably read it.

“I never said kill anyone. I just said, ‘Go with Tex and do what he says.’” —Charles Manson

So-called physician Bill Cassidy who literally abandoned all modern medicine and scientific principles to help deranged chaos agent RFK Jr seize control of US Health has officially lost his primary coming in 3rd place. Good riddance asshole.

Trump explaining shit is like listening to a dog bark

Surely they've suffered enough?

In history class, I never understood how “advanced” civilizations could collapse. It just didn’t seem plausible. Anyway, I’ve seen enough. I get it now.

Yes, I think it's funny that you voted for Trump 3 times and now your farm is going out of business.

The Marlins will be wearing their teal throwback jerseys Sunday vs. the Phillies. IMO, they never should have left this color scheme.

It’s hard to overstate how stupid a specific segment of NBA analyst has been about Jokic

Going forward, I would not select the state of Louisiana as a tourist destination for any reason. Don’t spend your money here. That includes Mardi Gras and Essence Festival and Jazz Festival. Don’t give your money to go on plantation home tours.

I so look forward to the day when I can turn on my TV and not hear his voice. Seriously, I dream of that day.

This will sound very nerdy, but when I was a kid, I revered the Supreme Court. If they could rule unanimously against segregation in 1954—when the two other branches of government would *never* have been brave enough—I thought they're the lone voice of good. That is all trashed now. They're garbage.

The sooner you acknowledge the truth about how many times a month the "N" word is used in discussions among Republican members of Congress, the more everything makes sense.

When you tweet and don't research first.

I think this is 100% correct.

🧵Monsanto (now Bayer) controls 60% of global corn and soybean seed markets. Farmers sign contracts barring them from saving seeds buying new ones every season, along with the matching herbicide. You don't farm your land anymore. You lease it from a corporation.

I’ve begun including “barring incident, the president’s term begins and ends in an odd-numbered year, the year following the election” among the basic civics I discuss at the start of my university-level “intro to US history”

i believe this is related to the rise in people who are utterly incurious about anything not directly beneficial to themselves

What??

Trump has launched three more boat strikes this week, bringing the total death toll to 177. Remember: No judge or jury has found these boats were trafficking drugs. We're taking Trump's word for it. This is murder. We must not lose sight of this lawlessness.

If you’re in ‘heaven’ and Trump is there, you did NOT make it to heaven…

Fox producers frantically looking for a restaurant chain that changed its logo or launched a “woke” ad campaign to provide a culture war distraction from Iran, Hungary, gas prices, food prices, the Pope, and Trump Jesus.

i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan

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“Sending abrasive dickhead to negotiate with Iran has backfired”

the Hungarian super-majority margin is going to be thin enough that it is quite possible that JD Vance going there got enough people to the polls to spite him to make it possible

I am a nice person, but I will never ever forgive anyone who voted for this insane, self-enriching lunatic criminal.

My Aim Is True 5CD box set coming in the autumn 1. Remaster 2. 'The Blueprint' 18 solo demos 3. 'Alt career path' as songwriter 4. 'Becoming The Attractions' 1977-8 versions of MAIT songs 5. MAIT album performance with Clover in 2007 Nice!

Tristan Thompson, an NBA star? More like known dumbass

CNN: "In the initial statement from DHS, they said these two migrants had attacked the ICE agents in Minneapolis with the shovel, but what this video shows is this was not the case ... the two ICE agents made false statements under oath."

"said nice things about me" The most important US Policy issue existing today.

🚨👇🏽THIS THIS THIS👇🏽🚨 This is your president America. He’s gonna get us all killed.

Last year Kanye West took out a Super Bowl ad to sell swastika t-shirts. This weekend he sold out two shows at SoFi Stadium. To all of those in attendance—what the fuck is wrong you. That’s a rhetorical question.

Whether it happens 6 hours from now, 6 days from now, 6 weeks from now, 6 months from now, or 6 years from now, it will be one of the largest worldwide celebrations in the history of the human race.

She was SHOCKED, I tell you! Just SHOCKED!

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NEW: The Pentagon today invited more than 3,500 employees to attend a Good Friday service at its in-house chapel. Except it’s only for Protestants, not Catholics. www.huffpost.com/entry/news-l...

Has Iranian state TV paid a $787 million settlement for spreading lies about an election?

Hey, Pam.

What a fucking shot holy shit

In the next year or two there will be a Final Four team with a starting five named Braylon, Brayden, Browlen, Broylen, and Branflake

Wild that America has a president who regularly goes “I’ll start World War 3” to tank the stock market and then at the last minute says “j/k I’m not invading Greenland/Iran/Canada/etc” then the market jumps back up with mysterious people making a killing after he backs down. An amazing coincidence.

that feels like something you say when you're wearing a wire

OK, so it’s official from the President of the United States when someone you don’t like dies it’s OK to say “I’m glad he’s dead” we got it in writing folks

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"Ballpark"