What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

If all Democrats (and those who should be Democrats) would read this article and learn from it, the left would never lose a national election again. Put another way: this is the only reason the GOP has ever won in the last 50 years. They get it.

And I’m betting that Bondi will “reluctantly” have to withhold major portions because she opened that investigation into the Democrats involvement with Epstein, and can’t release things involved in an ongoing investigation. This is the scheme they cooked up in the Situation Room.

Thanks for including me.

So now the right is as bad off as the left has been.

He finally found something good to do for this country.

He really thinks most people will be able to pay for health care out of pocket with a trivial tax credit.

The old school slasher music in the background really sold me. 😅 Who's Bubba? by Caitlin Reilly

It's tough being a parody account when the real news is circulating "Trump Blows Bubba"

Tell you what - explain what “the light of consciousness“ is and prove it‘s real, and you can keep the taxes. 😒

To be totally honest, I don’t want him to live that long.

When you’re so bad that the most vile criminal of our lifetime is in a position to be judgy …

“as careful about this as anything we do” … so not careful at all.

Oh no! With version 4, my AI peas have too many fingers now. Or toes. It's not clear.

My gut feeling is that if there is nothing in there about Donald Trump, the Trump DOJ would’ve released it.

Maybe I’m just cranky, but it really irks me when politicians do nothing but tell us what we already know and then pretend that there’s something they can do about it.

Good thing Trump put and end to this war, huh?

Folks in Venezuela had better start heading to their bomb shelters.

This sort of divisive hyperbole is exactly what the GOP needs to pull themselves out of their hole by the midterms. It’s the sort of fake news that Trump can only wish he could dream up.

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I’m as pissed off about the Senate Dems caving as anyone, but let’s keep it real: tearing down the leadership, boycotting elections, quitting the party, having a Dem civil war - these are things the Dems always do right before they lose. Stay focused on the real enemy.

The only way this is anything other than complete capitulation by Jeffries and Schumer is if they both have ironclad assurances of sufficient GOP support for ACA. Color me skeptical. is.gd/i2ArfZ

No, he didn’t fall for it - he wants all his brainless minions to fall for it.

And so far, he’s winning.

I think there’s room for more than one *real* villain here. Lots more.

Can you feed your kids though?

The substance of what Trump says isn’t news. But the fact that he says it as though it was news is news.

Listen, I know this was a big waste of taxpayer dollars, but think of the entertainment value. I’ll bet the sandwich guy himself would agree. is.gd/Ba0EWv

The West Wing was one of my favorite shows, and I haven’t been able to watch it for a very long time. I think today is a good day to try again. youtu.be/sS4UAZ5UfGY?...

Never forget: cows and cornfields can’t vote.

It’s also signaling that he’s a narcissistic child in the process of shitting his pants.

Quick recap: Paving over the lawn so he doesn’t trip. Making the bathroom an enclosed shower for easy poop cleanups. Labeling his office so he can find it. The White House has turned into a nursing home.

We have got to stop saying that the billionaires and the big corporations, banks, universities, etc - bent the knee. No one did anything that they didn’t want to do. They didn’t bend to Trump, they created Trump. And when they saw what they created, they continued to support him, not us.

Tech bros huddling tonight with their AI girlfriends. “Tried that. Tried that. Ugh. Why can’t you tell me something new that’s never been done?”

Mamdani gets next week’s New Yorker cover:

It’s not just about Democrats winning tonight - it’s all these beautiful women and muslims and socialists … all these colorful candidates kicking Republican ass. I love it!

I haven’t seen a single GOP win yet tonight - have you? Tomorrow’s gonna be a better day, for the first one in quite a while.

Call me cynic but I’d prefer to hear it from the folks down river.

The GOP just explained to him that they believe the Dems will roll over after losing the elections today.

And now I‘m seeing people talking about blue states withholding their federal tax funds. This isn’t possible! Residents and companies pay fed taxes directly to the IRS - the state government never touches this money. I don’t like peeing in anyone’s cheerios, but we have to stay rational.

This is ridiculous. Hunter is the last person who can comment on who damaged his father’s campaign, and Clooney needs to STFU and go home. www.huffpost.com/entry/george...

. RefuseFascism.org .

I'm just saying.....

I feel absolutely no guilt wishing early death for a person that’s already responsible for so many deaths and ruined lives. And he’s just getting warmed up - if this goes on much longer, his global body count could rival that of Stalin or Pol Pot.

From your lips to his atria …

Like I’ve said before, you’d have to be insane to get on an airplane in this country. And not just because of the crowds and long lines.

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So smugglers follow “known narco-trafficking routes”? 😐

DO NOT BE DISTRACTED & STAY LOUD!!! TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.