So let me see if I can sum this up. “I’m butthurt because the people I betrayed stopped liking me.”

"I was so mad that the Democrats never delivered on the public option that I voted for a man and party that's taking health insurance away from 17 million Americans. That's not on me. That's on the Democratic Party."

Trump’s standards of perfection are, shall we say, unique.

Ponzi schemers are the dumbest con artists. No wonder Trump feels kinship with them.

In just the last few hours, Trump said "quiet piggy" to a woman journalist and justified the murder of Jamal Khashoggi. But you know what, Bill Maher found him to be a gracious dining companion, so all in all, he's not that bad.

Yeah. You’ve got to get the scandal plagued murderer with the mid-thirties approval rating out there campaigning for you. If you need his help to get more popular, how unpopular are you? politicalwire.com/2025/11/18/r...

This all-male panel is deciding whether South Carolina women can be charged with murder for their pregnancies — and whether birth control and pro-choice websites stay legal. This a real thing happening today. Don't look away.

“If I had nailed the economy there, it would muscle up to them bars, bend them apart and voom!” “Mate, this economy wouldn’t voom if you put four million volts through it.”

Of course.

Conservative men are very worried about the growing trend of young women generally who don't want to get married, yet constantly communicate that they don't actually like young women. What an odd paradox.

He likes dining with murderers, he does.

So they're saying they don't want the mass murderer to bomb people in their country. I guess there's no pleasing some people.

Why not? We call a felon the President of the United States.

Oh, it needs to get much worse than this.

Big, meaningless numbers are up there with fraud, rape, and murder among Trump’s favorite things.

The CIA determined that Bin Salman ordered the hit.

Oh, you thought that back then but never said a word to anyone who could’ve stopped him, eh, Donald?

A mistake? As in an oopsie of some sort? What exactly was the mistake? The killers being captured on tape? The method a touch too messy? Did you not get a skull to use as a hood ornament? What?

The White House is objectively and demonstrably pro-sex trafficking

Trump would never target the worst of the worst. If he’s did, it’d look like this. theonion.com/cop-kills-ow...

People's news judgement once again outshines that of the New York Times and the Washington Post, who don't have Piggygate on their front pages:

They could’ve done that anytime. They haven’t because they don’t want to.

“Constantinople is lucky I came along.” —Bubonic Plague, 1334 politicalwire.com/2025/11/17/t...

“I’m open to killing anyone, anywhere. It’s my passion, and I’m eager to explore it.” apple.news/AfaxZM-DzREK...

Spent the day reading years of John Birch Society magazines on microfilm at the New York Public Library. It's always the guys who don't give a shit about rape or slavery who are first to reach for the rape and slavery metaphors to convey how much their feelings are hurt.

That Donald Trump, always with the sweet talk.

Trump returns to what-are-you-babbling-about mode.

Considering the course it was on, it was bound to hit an iceberg or ten sooner or later.

Lucky for him they weren’t filming in Alaska.

What with his being an evil accomplice to cold blooded murder and all.

Trump always has well wishes for human traffickers and Nazis.

Even if this were to happen, this would be like a thief jacking $3,000 from you, giving you back $2,000, and expecting you to thank him.

Whatever it he had left.

Donald, you do realize that by now I just assume you’re lying because it saves time.

Imagine escaping the literal Nazis, making it to America, living three quarters of a century there making your life, and then this:

This is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day.

Hey, Maduro, give him a gold thingamajig and he’ll not only leave your country alone, but he’ll probably also offer to kill whoever you want.

“You can have all my children’s organs for the low, low price of $99.95.”

Donald, when it comes to your lies…

Folks who’ve been around lifelong miserable rat-bastards will have similar experiences.

Trump has really gotten into murder lately. He might enjoy it even more than rape.

Umm…I love kidding around and I hope that’s what you’re doing because…

He’s media savvy and fulfills his promise to scare the hell out of you.

Anybody know how I can stop worrying and learn to love the bomb?

Besides, he’s already queued up tons of reasons why files he doesn’t want released can’t be. Yes, Minister illustrates a more sophisticated version of the excuses Trump will use. youtu.be/r-s-Y4xA9pk?...

It’s so comforting having a Treasury Secretary so grounded in reality.

“Beat your son regularly and rape his mom to assure that he’ll always look up to you.” Trump Child rearing precept No. 3

With Trump, always look for the horrible catch.