007 franchise, your future:

That’s what they get for following RFK Jr.’s diet advice. apple.news/AUduo2d43STK...

Yeah, Pam. Lexington and Concord were all about deference to law enforcement.

Markwayne is a high-capacity manure spreader.

How can you help? Spread information. Spread it. It breaks through. It’s not meaningless.

These are the only people on Earth who will watch this shit.

I prefer to call them the Trumpsatzgruppen, but let’s not get mired in a terminology dispute.

Feels like it should be a pretty big deal that a Trump supporter physically assaulted a Democratic congressman

ICE will continue murdering the innocent until its numbers improve.

Last night, I was assaulted by a man at Sundance Festival who told me that Trump was going to deport me before he punched me in the face. He was heard screaming racist remarks as he drunkenly ran off. The individual was arrested and I am okay. variety.com/2026/film/ne...

My God, Noem just said “Who would trust Governor Walz now?” What a bitch

No. It’s past time to recognize calling for Trump to show leadership is a waste of breath. It’s time for the rest of us to act to remove him and his accomplices from power.

This is what Trump takes pleasure in, what he incites, what he demands:

Bovino is fond of falsely accusing people of trying to kill him and his goons. I guess he figures if he has the people he accuses killed, they can’t be swiftly acquitted in court and make him look like an idiot. chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

And Trump himself, while we’re abolishing.

Unfortunately, they are 23 of the worst people we have.

Why does her opinion matter? And how dumb do you have to be to frame the president's intervention as "de-escalation"?

What are you going to do? Have ICE murder it? politicalwire.com/2026/01/24/t...

I like that she puts it that way.

I don’t know who the next Bond will be, but the odds are good the next M will be lumpy, American, and orange.

So Trump’s waxy son-in-law and his dimwitted golfing buddy couldn’t talk Putin into ending his brutal war of conquest, eh?

ICE is not a law enforcement agency. It is a MAGA death squad.

The things conservatives get mad about. 🙄 apple.news/AWXGoUO2mQgm...

JD Vance is one of the few people who could make this worse. apple.news/A4SMKXD7kTMK...

Demand everything. Back down. Leave with nothing you didn’t already have. Blow your credibility. Preen. Yeah. Brilliant stuff there, Miller.

Please boycott the World Cup. Don't go to sporting events held in countries with fascist governments.

Go get him, Carney. The foreign policy of 194 countries should switch to, "Piss on this orange turd." politicalwire.com/2026/01/23/t...

Do it more and harder, Europe. As Al Davis might've put it, the Donald must go down, and he must go down hard.

The Department of Justice is becoming a more Orwellian-named institution by the hour.

Always appreciate an athlete on the right side of things, especially when we share a name. Go ahead, Charles Snowden! www.instagram.com/stories/csno...

Minneapolis says no to ICE.

I wonder how many Trump donors will be buying up blocks of tickets for "Melania" next week. I predict there will be many sold out, empty theaters.

Donald Trump still doing a bit that was stupid 25 years ago. How very like him.

Kier, take my advice. Don’t urge, beseech, or implore Trump to do something he’ll never do. It just makes him feel strong. Treat him like the petty little bitch he is and you’ll deflate him completely. It’s the best thing for you—and for us, really.

I'm calling bullshit on the media narrative that JD Vance tried to "soften" things in Minneapolis. He blamed the left for ICE violence and called the 5-year-old's father an "illegal alien" even though he's lawfully applying for asylum. New piece from me: newrepublic.com/article/2056...

He looks like he just became aware of his own smell.

I actually believe this story. Trump is dosing himself with large amounts of aspirin against medical advice because he wants "thin" blood. No wonder he bruises like a rotten peach.

Including in the agency that shoots Moms in the face. I don’t live in Wa-3, so I don’t know. But I’ve got to ask if 50%+1 of its voters like paying for goons who shoot innocent people in the face, just so I can adjust travel plans accordingly?

He’s saying that only because Trump is guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.

The Vibrating Belt was a piece of old-timey gym equipment you might’ve seen in cartoons. It was junk. Great news! The concept is back! And it’s still stupid! apple.news/AHOR8lo-nTna...

You know, like Pol Pot.

Get ready with him!

Nothing upsets JD Vance more than accurately describing his words and deeds.

ICE Deems Being In Privacy Of Own Home Obstruction Of Justice https://theonion.com/ice-deems-being-in-privacy-of-own-home-obstruction-of-justice/

He splits his time between The White House and Mar-A-Lago, JD.

Greg,

So she’s Kristi Noem meets Jeanine Pirro.

Oh, dear. Pam Bondi’s mad. I’ll make a note to be scared.

The representative of Washington’s 5th district has no clue what’s happening in government, like most of his constituents, I imagine.