So, Riley, still a loser?

Quitely so.

Not quite all, Scott. I’m confident The Museum Of The Crimes Of Donald Trump will continue to feature his name.

Donald, paramecia look down on you.

I spoke to Mitch McConnell this morning and he said nationalize the means of production, distribution and exchange. I'd like to congratulate zhem on zier gender transition.

“The hammering and drilling will continue until morale improves.” —My Neighbor

"Pete, I can't convince myself that I ended that war in 24 hours if you keep showing me pictures of it still going on."

Donald, you are aware that the road to instant popularity for any European politician is for them to tell you to go fuck yourself.

Don’t clutch him. Let him wander off.

“How dare you point out my mass murders!”

And we, by a commodious vicus of recirculation, are back to this shit again. apple.news/AqxgBShVjR7O...

in short honig concedes that the justices are quite political and they are just political in the way he likes

Did he use these addresses just for voting or was he also stashing his mistress there? (Still hard to fathom that a nonzero number of humans look at Paxton and say “I want to rat-a-tat-tat that ass.”)

That should improve his political prospects in Florida.

It’s likely the pathological ego that makes a person think they should represent millions of citizens and the ego that says “I can get away with anything,” are at least very close cousins. It’s why we should demand more from a candidate than a marketable look and a superficially good backstory.

Paxton in London. First the Blitz, now this.

By phone or seance?

And they were already cracked when they got to the Supreme Court. apple.news/AApu-n-WKQrm...

Trump cheated his way deeper into failure. That doesn't strike me as wise, but my thought processes haven't become MAGA-ized.

Cast yourself as a villain.

Maybe, but at least they get to go back to Canada. Look where we're stuck.

Mock away, gentlemen.

Yes, Keith. Quite.

Watching Pulp Fiction again, Donald? A little note: it's not a documentary.

Gee, Donald, you said you'd completely destroyed their military capabilities. What an embarrassing failure you are.

Speaking as a WNBA fan in general and a Storm fan in particular, there's only one way I want my team's players treating Caitlin Clark. I want them to study her, find every one of her weaknesses, and do all they can to exploit them and shut her down. That's all. youtu.be/zZykIKPLIYU?...

“I just need you to find five goals.”

Effective immediately. I have signed an Executive Order banning Belgian waffles, because the World Cup was rigged and stollen.

Swedish Medical’s “You have cancer,” ads, for when you’re enjoying a ball game a little too much. #wnba

That’s a thing you know, is it, Kevin? You know that thing. Tell me, Kev, how were you able to function as Speaker while you were in a coma?

You know that tug you get when you have a gut feeling about someone? Listen to it. Especially it's so obvious.

The Ring Nebula, shot June 21st.

But, Donald, I’m looking at a hardcore criminal in DC right now.

Dear God! For that moment there were infinite Trumps.

The algae will hold out for $500 billion.

"Will he die while I'm still young enough to enjoy clubbing on Ibiza?"

The Napping Despot.

Thanks a ton for doing this before my trip to Italy, Donald. I always remember the wonderful favors you do me. politicalwire.com/2026/07/05/t...

But just because you have massive oil wealth doesn't mean you'll invest the massive profits in your people. There are a ton of petrostates that don't.

They should be nicer to us, shouldn’t they?

We should force him to retreat into his bunker beneath the Trumpchancellery first.

Oh god he is going to demand gratitude from a man whose citizenship he tried to take.

Seems to be a theme with Trump's senate endorsements this year.

Naturally, Trump makes a beeline for NATO's most authoritarian ruler. politicalwire.com/2026/07/05/t...

Molto bene.

Mourners marched across the Mississippi to the federal building carrying coffins for every migrant that has died in DHS custody.

You know, Donald, seeing as we have lightning at our command, you’d better start treating us better.

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This Country’s Life.

I'd be interested in some thoughts from Americans on here on an idea: Over the last 5 years, have you found yourself identifying more with your home state than the US as a whole over time?