The local people who could’ve fact checked him on that are currently suffering from acute bone sawing.

This was bullshit, of course. But if he had, Coca Cola wouldn’t be able to make Coke with sugar without importing large amounts of sugar cane, which brings us back to Trump’s stupid tariffs and Coke that would cost as much as good wine.

Yeah. Imagine dodging all those mortars between the Red Line station and Wrigley Field. And all the brave children playing cornhole while Waveland Ave burns.

Trump's open and gleeful malice during the shutdown could backfire on him. He's open about using the shutdown to torture Democratic constituencies and trash the government. And that's going to make Republicans collateral damage.

Washington Post dismantled the platform Jamal wrote on. Discarded the fellowship they created in his memory. They fired me unjustly for speaking the truth. But I’ll never stop talking about my friend, writer, and amazing human, Jamal Khashoggi. RIP, Jamal. open.substack.com/pub/karenatt...

“It’s in my house and my other house and my golf course and my private club!” —Donald Trump, It’s Trump’s Wonderful Life

“Hey.”

Our demented president is doubly dissociated from reality. He thinks Portland is a war zone and he thinks the National Guard is there already. Neither of these things are true.

I get why Trump sought his advice.

You'll be shocked to learn New College of Florida is on the brink of implosion just a couple of years after DeSantis engineered an extreme right-wing takeover Fun fact: NCF's new overlords spend $134K per student (!!...the average at other FL publics is $10K) www.insidehighered.com/news/governa...

You can’t mean it.

So Trump will name himself as the first American antipope. apple.news/ARWCEJLC3Q6e...

Bring Me the Head of Fudgie the Whale.

It’s the Epstein Files of fascist manifestos.

Too funny. 😂😂

In case it wasn’t clear, the anti-DEI crusade has never been about merit. Zero news experience. Never been a reporter. Elevated to Editor in Chief of CBS News, one of the most storied news institutions in the nation. www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...

Yeah, Elon. Kind of like how the idea of a truck is easy. Building one that doesn't catch fire or have its body panels fall off is hard.

"Hard-charging journalist?" Bari Weiss? What story did she break? She was a crummy opinion columnist at the Times.

Who the hell are you, Casey?

War is hell. apple.news/AaOoGMsuDSJC...

So, the 2028 GOP Presidential nominee then?

VOUGHT: To own the libs, I will swing this baseball bat. After it hits the lib, it will go on to hit our supporters square in the crotch. MAGA: Do it. And don’t worry. When then pain hits, we’ll blame the Jews. VOUGHT: Aren’t they the best?

Were these big Chinese men with tears in their eyes who called you “Sir?”

You reminder that the people responsible for this shutdown (Congressional Republicans and the Trump Administration) are oily sleazy people. politicalwire.com/2025/10/02/w...

“Yeah. We were really kicking your ass in our war.” “No way, dude. We were totally winning. Wanna throw down again?” “You know it. Prepare to die. C3, bruh.” “Miss. A6.”

“Don’t listen to what we just said. Listen to what we are saying.” —GOP General Order One

Are they getting rid of post housing too?

Q: Those were the exact words that came out of his face! Johnson: Which I haven’t heard and never will. Q: I’ve got to get off this ride.

Have you considered making guns harder to get? No. What am I asking? Of course you haven’t and won’t. apple.news/A8_hqTLtnSs2...

Two problems with that jump out, Thune. First, you’re not trustworthy, and second, even if you were trustworthy, your rapey orange master definitely isn’t, so your word doesn’t mean shit. politicalwire.com/2025/10/01/h...

I’m sure he can find a district majority-nuts-enough there.

I guess they’re about to invade Poland.

Florida also announced that its newest director of public health is a Dr. E. Coli.

John Roberts, umpire… youtu.be/ZoHrFd5795g?...

I can name that speech. “Joseph Goebbels, Sportspalast, 1943, Total War.”

Fact check: they are not happy to have this conversation, as evidenced by their immediate refusal to have it.

Greeting, rural old people! Your hospitals are closing, you can’t reach a doctor by telehealth, and it’s dangerous for you to drive, all of which means your earlier death reduces Medicare expenditures. It’s so sweet of you to make this sacrifice for the Republican Party.

“Sure it’s against the law, but as a graduate of Harvard Law, I care nothing about the law.” —Ted Cruz

Mike Johnson, summed up…

If they want nobody to watch it, sure.

It’s amazing how long crypto has been able to part fools from their money. I guess it’s one more indicator that we have a fuckton of fools. apple.news/AFGjTStobS22...

KIMMEL: “That sonofabitch… I never imagined we’d have a president like this, and I hope we never have another president like this again… celebrating hundreds of Americans losing their jobs - he took pleasure in that. The opposite of what a leader is supposed to be.”

“It’s disgusting the way you notice corruption. How dare you have eyes and a brain!” —Karoline Leavitt

“As a male chimpanzee, I’m deeply hurt.” —Bobo

He has a lease with an option to buy. politicalwire.com/2025/10/01/g...

Maybe they’ve committed other murders that have yet to be made public. Kind of like how nobody’s quite sure how many Ted Bundy actually killed.

Being MAGA involves varied skill sets. The ability to deny reality is, of course, crucial, but when a problem comes along that is impossible to deny, they must have the capacity to blame anyone but the party responsible.

This is what happens when you not only fail to meet the moment but also deny that the moment is even happening.

Someone’s dating him? Gross. apple.news/A9gM8BS8aRGi...

if you are a trans (or ally) Californian, this is our AG, so if you're wondering why he didn't join 18 other AGs in their letter to the Trump admin to protect trans healthcare, by all means ask him: