He’s been through a lot of staff, including more than a few chiefs of it. The sign of a well organized and focused operation, no doubt.

“The founders created the House of Representatives to thwart popular will.” —Speaker Mike Johnson

“You know how to lie, don’t you? You just put your lips together and say what you usually say.” apple.news/ApwnKlmtDQ4a...

my bluesky homies and me, rn

It’s the only endgame available for the losing party after checkmate.

The Cuban people shouldn’t suffer because of reckless US foreign policy. Email your Members of Congress and tell them no war, no blockade, and no collective punishment against Cuba.

Well, there’s also his stupid tariffs, his even dumber war, his siccing a death squad on Minnesota, and his constant stealing. But sure, the Truth Social posts hurt too.

Birdemic: Shock and Terror is here to stay. We need to stop fearmongering about Birdemic: Shock and Terror and start finding the ways that Birdemic: Shock and Terror can be used ethically and to support our causes. Naysayers need to realize that this technology is inevitable.

America’s Next Top Goon.

Three weeks from now… “It’s right on budget at a hillion jillion fafillion.” politicalwire.com/2026/05/21/t...

“Utterly stupid OR morally wrong? Why not both!” —Donald Trump

Helpful #Dateline tip: when you try to hire a hitman, you will almost inevitably end up speaking with an agent of law enforcement, and it will not go well for you www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida...

I have a first-world vision of America where the president can't loot the treasury to give to his white supremacist pedophile militia.

First the ballroom, now the slush fund. They're pissed at Trump for backing Paxton who will probably lose to Talarico.

"If I go, the reason I'm going is because I hate him, want to ruin his wedding, and possibly sexually assault his bride."

It really takes the mystique off rich guys when they genuflect before this widely loathed, deeply unpopular, addlepated old lame duck grifter. There really is no such thing as fuck everybody money.

Two things Iran has no reason to give up at this point.

Lord Dewlap Rapeyson.

I stoutly supported @gluesenkampperez.house.gov in the 2022 and 2024 elections, as she was a bulwark against far-right ideologue Joe Kent. I have peeled back to neutral non-support as she has moved rightward. But now she is my enemy and I will work for her defeat. open.substack.com/pub/erininth...

It can be greatly damaging to be perceived accurately. apple.news/A1irZNbVTRnC...

MCDONALD: I’ll take an inane question. Peter Doocy! Go!

This was my assumption as well.

John Fetterman needs to lose a primary. Let’s arrange that.

Oh, dear. Senate Republicans might be concerned.

Have you even bothered to explain what the hell you and your stupid overlord want, Marco?

This is such a stupid idea.

Oh to have Keith Morrison interview this dink.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: REM Jane's Addiction Lou Reed The Rolling Stones Rollins Band Squeeze Peter Gabriel Iggy Pop Bela Fleck Robyn Hitchcock

How dare Cuba take steps to defend itself!

At least, he is after his morning cup of the blood of the innocent.

there is nothing "logical" or "sex-based" about anti-trans bathroom policies. it's about stigma-contamination: *all* trans ppl are "corrupting" or "corrupted" in their eyes, so we are all banned from women's restrooms: juliaserano.medium.com/penises-priv...

Ben Shapiro?

Posting a quiz on YouTube.

“I’m a bigger a**hole than Trump, but I have a f**king brain.” nhjournal.com/florida-man-...

Speaking as an albatross, I’m offended.

The Supreme Court won’t let us indict it? apple.news/ALRSMFQWZSYO...

Kellyanne Conway actually seems to think that Joe Rogan carefully vets his guests and is extremely careful about the accuracy of his content. No really, she said that. That's the clip.

Donald, these threats of yours change nothing. Your options are not going to change. You can take humiliating defeat on the chin or you can drag this out and make life worse for everybody before, inevitably, you take even worse humiliating defeat on the chin.

Meanwhile Trump bumps off hundreds of civilians in boats in the Caribbean. Now every indictment is a confession.

“I will be the biggest criminal in this hemisphere!”

You know, you’d think Trump’s having lost a war, driven his approval rating to record lows, and positioned himself for annihilation in the upcoming midterms would lead to a slight shift in the suckup winds, but I guess not.

If you get a seat on the OceanGate submersible, you don't ask if the experimental carbon-fiber hull is safe.

The Muska Concordia.

Donald, you own your golf club, so don’t give me any bullshit about missing your tee time.

I expect a bit more out of watercraft than the ability to serve “briefly,” as a boat. The Titanic is an example of how disappointing vehicles that serve briefly as boats can be.

By whom? Future right-wing criminals?

Trump looks at dictators, even ones younger than him, as his daddy, who was a powerful, remote psychopath he’s always been desperate to live up to and impress. Trump’ll gladly toss his country into the sewer if it means a dictator will smile at him and call him a winner.

Alan, you’re a perv and a cliche.