I must say that's inexcusable--and impressive.

So, Donald, if true, and let's face it, the odds against truth coming out of your face are astronomical, you're admitting that you took a bribe from an enemy in a war. That's what you're saying, fully aware that it's one--and probably two--of the impeachable offenses listed in the Constitution.

"He likes me! The rapey, murdering felon likes me! He thinks I'm cuuuuuuuute!"

Especially since we know where both of those hands have been.

Trump and Republicans' SAVE America Act isn't about voter fraud. It's about making it harder and more expensive for people to vote. @brennancenter.org's Eliza Sweren-Becker lays out why this garbage bill is anti-democracy.

We've long since passed the point where it's possible to tell when people are kidding about this sort of thing.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that making Arkansas even worse is a frightfully difficult job, but Sarah Huckabee Sanders loves a challenge.

Oh, Donald, you’re too modest. Nobody’s ever been worse than you.

“Dibs on seven human hearts.” —Rick Scott

Brooks, you’re not Carlo Gambino and God isn’t Roy DeMeo. If you want that kind of dirty work done, you’ll have to do it yourself. By the way, saying this in public is an excellent start to a murder plan. (Chef’s kiss.) Now you’d better hope he doesn’t get so much as a paper cut.

That might have flown (if we’re being insanely generous) for a month or two in early 2017, but at this point, if you have the power to act against Trump and don’t use it, you’ve forfeited good personhood. I don’t care who people say they are. I care about what they do.

“Evidence. Pfft. That’s the old way of proving guilt in a court of law. We go by whoever Trump points at when his bowels start acting up.” -Jeanine Pirro

Something we hear sometimes is that nobody’s just one thing. One of the revelations of the Trump years has been that quite a few people are, in fact, one thing. One evil thing.

How American Kids Have Been Collateral Damage in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown Democrats in the House and Senate are digging into the treatment, detention and sometimes even deportation of American children at the hands of immigration agents. Families featured in ProPublica’s reporting will be speak

Trump's won the Iran war eleventeen times already. #winning

You know, like Hitler with the Wehrmacht. (Note to Hegseth: Hitler lost that war.)

When you look at the last year it's hard to say what would have been different if a really competent, energetic and aggressive team had sat down on day one and said, what do we need to do to get inflation higher? Like full Apollo 13 energy.

He talks about power plants like they’re Miss Teen USA contestants.

Miller wants to get SCOTUS to reverse its ruling that undoc kids are entitled to public education on equal protection grounds. That + overturning birthright citizenship are about undermining 14-A and equality. Relied on Hirosi Motomura and Akhil Reed Amar here: newrepublic.com/article/2081...

He should start all his statements with, “This is The Zodiac speaking.”

Everyone has qualities they look for in friends. Senator Heinrich apparently values the stupid, bigoted, and violent.

As good as his talks with that former president, no doubt.

So it’s been imminent for many years. Like the LA Chargers dynasty.

When loving felons love.

So…Markwayne. Is that a stupid name?

Fun fact: the rover would be able to drive perfectly fine even if the inner 2/3 of the wheel rim totally breaks off. There is enough toque in the wheel motors to pull the entire rover up a vertical wall if only one of them was operating. It could drive fine if the wheels were square.

On March 23, 2026, in Tukwila, Washington, ICE goons executed a knee-to-neck takedown on a father to be as 8-month pregnant partner screams for mercy

Mullin likes working below and above felons.

Yeah, Susan. If only you were in the majority in a house of Congress that can write laws and stuff.

“The only thing I learned at Harvard was that if you steal big enough, they name things after you.” —Jared Kushner

Having to ask, every morning, noon, and night, “What the fuck has that chuckleheaded felon done now,” for ten consecutive years does a number on one’s mental health, yes.

The true masterminds of this war.

Markwayne is a rotten onion. Peeling back one disgusting layer reveals another.

Travel problems in the US: 1. Flight delays. 2. Lost luggage. 3. Cramped seats. 4. Long lines. 5. More crashes. 6. Being disappeared. apple.news/A4wbyWewmSb2...

That’s a shame. apple.news/AvYbLFG_aQLu...

“I will ruin every form of transportation. By the time I’m done with America, a walk to the corner for a sandwich will take nine hours.”

Safe? For Elvis? How, Donald? Have you gone back in time and gotten the uppers, downers, and hamburgers out of his house?

Silly Democrats, not liking having murderers roam the airports.

Kim Jong Un has been quoted as saying, “Isn’t this a bit much?”

“At least, we will for the next five minutes, then I’ll forget my bullshit and call it a war again.”

This is a chart of the top five topics this morning on the first hour of Fox & Friends. The war in Iran slipped to #3. When Fox News doesn't know how to spin a story they downplay it or ignore it.

And nobody’s brand is more closely connected with the sanctity of marriage than that of Donald Jessica Trump.

Supreme Court rejects appeal from Texas death row inmate Rodney Reed Reed has sought to test crime-scene evidence that he says will help clear him of the killing of 19-year-old Stacey Stites in 1996. ...

Or if you can say, “Fuck it. Trains and cars and buses exist,” do that.

“I’ve always wanted to mow down travelers, Dave.” “Me too, Hank. Life is good.”

AFTER 25 YEARS, HUBBLE HAS LOOKED AT THE CRAB NEBULA AGAIN AND GIVEN US A BEAUTIFUL NEW LOOK!!

“He’s our Reinhard Heydrich. Which is why we’re calling our detention facilities Aktion Miller camps.”

Were they jealous the Daybells had usurped their position as America’s Top Religious Nut Criminals?

What it was when The Zodiac Killer was getting away with murder? Is that what you mean, Donald?