The President wouldn't last five minutes as an air traffic controller, and after everything they've been through - and the way this administration has treated them from Day One - he has no business shitting on them now.

why are free range avocados so much better than the ones that come in the netted bag?

Any Senate Democrats who vote to cave are feckless, weak-willed and gullible — or even worse. The American people want you to hold the line and keep on fighting. DO NOT FOLD!!!

My husband and his actual girlfriend.

Fall things~

With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.

Trump tries to build a fake wall of inevitability around everything he does. Today, voters - literally from sea to shining sea - broke through all that, and this is just the beginning.

MAMDANI: "So hear this, Donald Trump: To get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."

dick cheney dies. spanberger wins. huge day for virginians who aren’t sociopaths.

Hell yeah. Congratulations, @abigailspanberger.com and congratulations to the Commonwealth of Virginia.

Wooooo VA lets gooooo

I shattered a toe when I was 18. Every time the weather turns cold, I am rudely reminded of that. Hoo boy that sucker is sore tonight bois

More Caesar the No Drama, Anti-Fascist Llama is the best character at Portland ICE protests! #iceout #portland

Goodnight from bean and pepita.

Happy Halloween everyone! It’s a crockpot pot roast night in this house. 🎃

She’s a fucking monster

Pritzker: "Imagine it. Children who woke up that morning, expectant with joy & excitement to put on their costumes & celebrate with their neighbors in what they thought was a safe place at their homes. Armed, masked agents, terrorizing innocent people, especially children, is unconscionable."

Pritzker: "I sent a letter to Kristi Noem and to DHS leadership asking them to pause all of their federal agent operations for the entirety of the Halloween weekend. I'm asking for basic human decency. I think their response will be revealing. Give the children and families of Illinois a break."

House Republicans haven't shown up to work for 40 days. Donald Trump isn't even in the country. They shut down the government, spiraling us toward a health care crisis that will hike your monthly premiums and jeopardize coverage for millions— And then just left.

Hurricane Melissa this morning up until landfall. Just incredible imagery of an historic storm.

Heretic Coffee in Portland, Oregon has announced that starting Nov 1st they will provide breakfast to those in the community who will be facing hunger due to SNAP benefits not being sent out in November. "we know it’s not much, but we’ll do our best to keep you fed" - Heretic Coffee #Pinks

Melissa's ranking is #3 in the all-time Atlantic-wide basin pressure readings for the "modern" / recon / satellite era.

Melissa's pressure now down to 896 mb, making it the 5th most intense Atlantic basin hurricane on record (by pressure). With winds now at 180 mph, Melissa will be the strongest landfalling Atlantic basin hurricane since Dorian in 2019. A worst-case scenario unfolding for Jamaica.

Just olive things~

I’m throwing a small Halloween party tomorrow and I’ve gone so hard in the paint with cleaning I’m now exhausted and have prepped zero foods. 🫠 send help

Updating my LEGO White House

More than 420 state bills attacking key public health protections have been introduced in 2025. Around 30 bills in 12 states have already been enacted or adopted. Please call your state's elected officials!

Oh www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...

It’s 63F in the office today and I might actually freeze to death. 🥶

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

LFG blue jays!!! Woooo

Millions of Americans use weed to treat chronic pain, but there's little high quality research on whether it works. New findings suggest it can be effective for low back pain, on par with opioids.

Oh fuck off, Mike. Honestly.

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

Richmond Virginia No Kings Rally

Mike Johnson’s “Hate Rally.”

40,00 in Pittsburgh. Five times the crowd at the first No Kings. Crowd stretches over two blocks behind these photos!

Reminder to disable biometrics on your phone before attending any protests. If police ask for the passcode, you do not have to provide it.

"no kings protest are violent" and it's actually someone wearing a rubber chicken costume leading a dance party outside the US capitol building

it me! #nokings

Turn off biometric (face, fingerprint, etc) unlocking on your phone and maybe set the ACLU’s quick reference Know Your Protest Rights card as your lock screen if you plan on going to a demonstration this weekend (or even just plan on being outside)

hahahahahahahaahah

Update: she cozy 🥹

Happy ten years to the second greatest tweet of all time.

I’ve always been brutally honest and a lot of people think I’m a bitch because of it. The older I get, the less I care. Fuck you too.

Insurance rates up $2000. Food benefits cut off. Farmers unable to sell their crops. Skyrocketing national debt. $40 billion to Argentina. America First!

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you