I have been watching baseball for approximately 35 years. I think I’ve correctly guessed whether the first or third base umpire is going to call it a check swing four times in my life.

The committee has called an emergency meeting to reconsider Lauer’s Old Friend status in light of recent developments related to Pride Night at Dodgers Stadium

In case you’re wondering what the one-time Blue Jays catcher and broadcaster is up to, it is coaching the Kelowna Falcons.

Well that made me whisper 'holy shit' out loud

Welp there’s no unseeing this

I get it already, I'm old.

One of the greatest tragedies of my otherwise very enjoyable career is that I will never be allowed to do jury duty.

I propose the nickname “The Tree on Three” for Kazuma “Oak” Okamoto.

RT @JomboyMedia: Good samaritan delays the game returning baseballs back to where they belong

I propose the nickname “The Tree on Three” for Kazuma “Oak” Okamoto.

I don’t want to jinx anything, and I’m not going to delete this if I’m wrong, but I think it could be tonight while we’re sleeping. Anyone with my phone number is authorized to call until I wake up if it happens.

Sports cards on eBay. To be fair, my most recent online purchase was also sports cards on eBay.

Don’t look now but Jeff Hoffman has allowed four earned runs in his last 15 outings. 20 strikeouts against 2 walks in that span.

Hell yeah

#BREAKING: Missing Toronto girl Esther has been found safe

The Blue Jays took Spencer Miles from the Giants in the Rule 5 Draft. That could potentially hurt.

The perpetual requirement to upgrade your hardware to keep up with the software they’re producing, when the software has not markedly changed in over a decade

@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

I'm happy that Tanner Andrews gets a chance to make his major league debut! Drafted in 2018, 30-years-old, finally getting to the Show.

To use a poker term: ONE TIME

I uniroincally like both Luke Combs and this song, but every time I watch the video, his hand gestures to every little lyrics throughout crack me up. youtu.be/uXyxFMbqKYA?...

Matt is more plugged in than I am, but isn’t this like season 91? How can anyone care?

In a weird way, I’m ‘happy’ Berrios had TJ. I really like him and want him to still be an effective reliable pitcher, and something was so clearly wrong. I like Manoah too, for example, and I see no way to ever fix him.

Congratulations to Cade Cunningham, MVP of American players in the NBA.

This is only second place for the worst all time Drake diss because first place is the all time worst diss by people reached in human history.

this is the last photo on my parents' video birdfeeder before it was mysteriously destroyed we may never know what happened

When I was in Grade 4 we did some kind of program where the conductor of the TSO came to our classroom. His name was Jukka-Pekka Saraste and we all learned to say his name before he came. We were 9 and we were not being paid.

interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case

The Catholic Church getting good press for being on a 2-Pope streak remains a surprising development

Quebec City and Chicago.

I remember when he wasn’t a grump and was beloved by neutral fans who wouldn’t now be enjoying his downfall. Those were fun times.

Thanks, Internet. Very helpful. Definitely what I had in mind.

I am over the moon. I stalked this ruffed grouse for over half an hour, only moving when he drummed so that I could slip close enough through the tangle to get a relatively clear shot. This was filmed with my Z8 and 180-600 lens, hand-held while in a full squat over wet ground. #GlobalBigDay #birds

To answer the question: only someone with a fetish for being yelled at.

keep score using 2s and 3s. using 5s is for plebs.

So many. Commander Keen Battle Chess Jazz Jackrabbit Zoombinis Lemmings Tanks Wars Super Seekers - both Treasure Mountain and Gizmos & Gadgets Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure The 7th Guest King’s Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow Jungle Jill Worms

The category is: Questions Kevin Barker is wise enough not to ask Hazel Mae anywhere but in the privacy of his own head

Unfortunately, there is a very specific voice that I read this style of talking in. But then I read the name of the frog, and it made me happy again anyways lol

The Mighty Oak sending acorns everywhere

Call the Blue Jays the second little pig, cuz they built this house out of Straw

Audrey Leduc broke the speed of sound in running that anchor leg

I knew.

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instinct only Firefly TNG Scrubs DS9 Bojack Band of Brothers Taskmaster Castle Stranger Things Ted Lasso Kim’s Convenience Community The Good Place Whose Line Schitt’s Creek

I’m not even sorry.

We’re up all night with Mark Lemke We’re up all night with Mark Lemke We’re up all night with Mark Lemke

Apologies. /fred durst voice Scott Rolen Rolen Rolen Rolen (what?)