What's the best part of playing in Toronto? Ingram: "I guess Darko coming in (the locker room and) yelling."

*Bill-Hader-on-What’s-That-Name?-voice* No… that would be all of them.

This, by @giacgrassi.bsky.social, remains one of the simplest and best climate visuals

Society has moved beyond any need for Rosie DiManno.

And also, presumably, for hiding the entrance to a cavern holding a ghost army capable of overwhelming the forces of Mordor.

And you will KNOW my name is the LORD, Charlie Brown

I am Groot.

No bad days.

Taggin @mcnutt.bsky.social who always thought it was funny that the first and only TV show I ever watched as it was released was Joey.

Hitler admiration really pops up way more in my adult life than I ever expected it would when I was a kid

Metaphors for America getting less subtle.

🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

*only morally correct thing

I have already promised my entire baseball team that I will pay for their whole tab at a local pub, so I will be calling the team coach to rally the troops.

Clear Tea in an Aynsley Cup Barbara Pratt 2022

King Félix. Andruw Jones. And “because I like them” votes for Edwin and Alex Gordon.

I do not download and save memes, which feels about bang on, actually.

The Grey Cup is on, so it's time, once again, to remember that Pierre Trudeau rolled up to Grey Cup in 1970 looking like this.

“…but the Grinch, who lived on Who Mountain, did *not*.”

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

I am dying. Thx to @butchface.bsky.social

Pope Leo has accumulated more wins in one year than the White Sox in the last hundred.

Is Kat’s best friend married to Jonathan Kay?

Scrubs S6, E6. A disappointing lack of Ted (Sam Lloyd), but there are legit bangers (Guy Love, Rant Song), homages to many musicals, and the finale (What’s Going to Happen) is surprisingly emotional. Also, Judy Reyes acts through a fractured pelvis and they hide that Sarah Chalke can’t sing at all

Someone posted yesterday about how many white dudes are, for the first time, experiencing the frustration of something being obvious and damning and horrifying and yet the white guy who did it is skating free. I wish I'd saved the tweet because they deserve the credit for the framing but holy shit.

Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description

That bastion of liberal democracy, the Catholic Church, really showing those fascists, the United States, what’s up.

You been hit by a smooth hymnal

this is literally never not accurate

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

What the fucking fuck is the point of Americans bothering to vote at all

Sad news just now. Lenny Wilkens, whose impact on the NBA as a player, coach and ambasssador was immense, died today. In three years as the Raptors coach, he led team to its first playoff series win and was an integral part of the teams history. Condolences to his family and those who loved him

This rocks so hard, soccer in Canada has MADE it.

Not exaggerating that this is the meanest and most accurate thing I have ever heard somebody say about another person.

Joyce Carol Oates: “In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured.” Darryl, Joyce Carol Oates’ friend: fuck him up, Joyce Carol Oates

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Absolutely correct - but also, hear me out, as a Muppet movie.

There is no way to pick just one favourite because ABBA has a song for every occasion: ✅ musician on tour ✅ making out with your teacher ✅ defeating the French ✅ Spanish American war

Incredibly funny to me that Don Mattingly lived his entire life without going to the World Series, made it there once, and was like I never want to have to deal with that kind of pressure again, I’m out.

If you like stand up comedy. I cannot possibly recommend Bo Johnson enough. Save the link to check this out for free when it drops on Sunday. I’m so excited. youtube.com/watch?v=MJJi...

Raimel Tapia at catcher is anazing

One of my earliest fox photos taken years ago and still one of my favourites #fox #redfox #wildlife #wildlifephotography #nature

They’re giving at The Democrats 2-on-0 fast breaks with Magic and Michael Jordan. They have no idea how to react on defense and their popularity has been cratering consistently for ten straight months.

This cannot possibly be real.

french queer eye is called Homme Improvement

I just saw wild golden eagles for the first time, so my day is improving.

Glad I chose to like baseball instead of something calm and low stakes like shark dentistry.