if you don’t think some asshole softball dad will humiliate a cisgender girl for hitting an oppo bomb off their daughter by challenging their gender you have never met a youth sports parent in your life.

Can the rich stop fantasizing about slavery for even a fucking week?

Bro is hittin the

U.S. politics in a nutshell

People would probably like the Democratic Party more if those at the top didn't act like whiny piss babies when incumbents were challenged/defeated

THIS 👇 HERE IS TRUE......👍🏼

What the heck is going on here? ABC7 is my local station. It isn’t a partisan network, it’s where millions of Angelenos get local news and alerts. So why is the FCC putting its broadcast license under an unusually early review years before it was due? @agomezfcc.bsky.social

#Lagunitas has been owned by #Heineken since 2017, and thats why it tastes like shit now.

As the government raids “antifa groups” in Minneapolis with the SAME charges levied against myself and the rest of the Broadview Six, we need to be asking how they got this indictment. And as charges (hopefully) get dropped, we must remember the process is the punishment.

No one has really labeled the Trump administration for what it is. Pestilence.

I saw a clip of #Community today, and I'm struck how funny it actually is that Dan Harmon made Chevy Chase act out almost a whole episode bitching about his trailer.

Name the officer.

The reason they aired UFC Freedom 250 on Paramount+ instead of CBS is because if it was on CBS there would be Nielsen ratings. Paramount+ doesn't report metrics. They can just say it was the “most streamed event in the history of the platform” and they’ll never be forced to qualify that in any way.

They removed CD/DVD drives from PCs. -Made physical media harder to buy and use. -Removed expandable storage from phones. -Pushed us into streaming subscriptions. -Made always-online normal. -Made unlimited internet necessary. -Slowly raised the price of everything. Ownership quietly became renting.

The free show at the Kennedy Center best 'Freedom 250' event ever

Big ups to #SourPatchKids for rebranding the blackberry "Santa's Coal" dots into a regular sale item. Those are killer.

Thou shalt not give Taylor Swift credit for that last Knicks win when it was clearly all thanks to The RZA, the GZA, Inspectah Deck Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killah and the Method Man. Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothing to fuck wit.

Algae removal company with a Palm Beach PO Box is about to get a sweet deal.

Citizens United is the reason there is a Trump presidency.

This is the second video I’ve seen of military “training exercises” happening in civilian neighborhoods in CA. This was Long Beach. The other was in Pasadena. No notice to residents. It happened until the middle of the night. I don’t see news covering this. @gregfromvideo1 of IG

I really don’t care what the Bible says about literally anything 🤷‍♂️

2026: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East 2003: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East 1991: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East 1982: I am struggling in a

I heard about 20 seconds worth of Trump being interviewed on NBC & let me say, it's bizarre to hear people ask him questions as if he's some diplomat or deep thinker. It's like a re-run of some stupid TV show that keeps getting replayed over & over. If THAT is supposed to be "journalism," I'm out.

We were wrong to judge Philly so harshly

Girl, what?

Fuck NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, I guess. 🤷‍♀️

Disinformation is a problem because we don't know how to respond to it. We're asking 50 yr stupid bureaucrats to outsmart 20 yr old hackers. We take 3 months to build a so called "response". They launch a new website in 2 hours. Being mediocre and crying afterwards won't solve anything.

are you just going to do this for every generation

Do you realize how easy it is to throw a PILE of air fried *real* chicken nuggets on top of a PILE of mashed potatoes and corn with garlic butter? DO YOU?

Uh that happened to you, not me. Memes?

Turn CBS over to Jello Biafra

As the mother of monsters, I strongly approve. Happy pride! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I've served at every level of law enforcement. Why is there large contingents of ICE thugs at contractually PRIVATE detention centers? They're being paid billions to run those. Why are we paying for their security? There shouldn't be any more than a nominal ICE presence at these PRIVATE facilities.

Trump is what happens when a bunch of slave owners set up a government to protect their wealth by establishing elite rule through the Senate, Electoral College, and no one fixing it for 250 years

Doctor here. They are doing it frequently for a reason: DECEPTION. Patients with frontotemporal dementia (FTD) can get a perfect score on the Montreal, which is a test of memory for Alzheimers (not FTD) I hope this helps!

I may have eaten human flesh in Michigan today

Long live the #Americone Dream, btw. #colbert #bennandjerrys

I would be remiss not to point out that "Tricking Milli Vanilli into performing a concert for a dictator" is LITERALLY a storyline from the 1990s 'Super Mario Bros 3' cartoon 🙃

It’s not ”if you tax Jeff & Elon there’ll be no more exciting space stuff”. It’s “tax the oligarchs like you did in the 1960s & have a properly-funded NASA doing exciting space stuff like it did in the 1960s”. Not to mention saving more pressing needs like healthcare from those leeches.

"I eat antipasto twice Just because she is so nice, Angelina Angelina, waitress at the pizzeria"

#Rue's gonna end up in that book y'all. #euphoria

We absolutely cannot let republicans separate their party from trump. They embraced him, they made him the leader of their party, and they voted for him 3x. They OWN him—never let them forget!! 😤

If you dont like #TheSimpsons, you're stupid. I dont make the rules. Peter Fonda must be spinning in his grave.

Dude. This is comedy central #Colbert

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

Todd Blanche will forever be known as Turd Blanche. I apologize to turds.

There are nearly 3-times more people working on Broadway in the entertainment business as there are coal miners in the entire country. 38,000 coal miners in the US: tradingeconomics.com/united-state... Broadway supports 96,000 local jobs: www.forbes.com/sites/rogers...

Name the church.