I have a new word I invented to describe how hot it is outside. It’s a portmanteau of “freakishly hot” and “fucking hot” and I call it Fuckishly hot

“time-saving gesture that relied heavily on his middle finger” is very funny

Woops I got more books

It actually kinda owns that Trump has put this alleged much effort into something that a grade school could do better and not even his most devoted sycophants give a shit about it

Did a little reorganizing so my new shelves are more filled. Hopefully when one piece ends it can still all fit on two shelves :)

I do genuinely believe everyone who streams on or watches streams on kick should be fired into the sun, and I will make it happen if you elect me president of the United States of America

The footage

if you told me these were the Planet of the Bass people I wouldn't fact check you

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

was just listening to a cover of "if it makes you happy" done by michael cera palin, shit slaps

With the World Cup happening a lot of people are learning that “soccer” was the British-English name for the sport more or less originally, and I’m here to remind you that 99% of the things Europeans get upset about Americans for (imperial measurements, Fahrenheit, aluminum) were British first

“And there is not a racism problem in South and Southern Africa.” Has gotta be one of the funniest sentences I’ve seen in a good while

Guy who puts antiperspirant on his sternum I’m considering becoming that guy

lol looks like the voters heard her loud and clear because DeGette lost her primary

Currently going mad viral on TikTok

Playlists are cool and all but I’ve come to realize that just listening to a whole album is the optimal way to listen to music

alright are there any car (or hvac) people who can explain what is probably happening with my car ac? basically it starts out working fine, then 5-10 minutes of driving later it blows uncooled air, i can return it to cool air by turning the ac switch off for about a minute and then back on

cats after you just fed them 1 hour ago:

If you think you are reasonably informed from media coverage and you think the sports bans are fine and fair,I'm sorry to say but nearly everything you've heard on this issue from the anti side has been a complete lie. Yes even about Lia Thomas, the most lied about woman in America.

The trans sports ban are almost completely an invention of the media, conservative and mainstream. it has been years of lies, of shoddy fact checking on just completely false conservative claims, years of phony concern trolling.

Any presidential candidate who doesn’t plainly point out that the institution ostensibly designed to uphold the constitution was 1 (one) vote away from effectively suspending said constitution should be ignored

Impressive that several people who’s only job is to uphold the text of the constitution have decided that the constitution doesn’t say what it literally says verbatim. A very good system we have.

elderly council of wizards mandates child gential inspections.

Just started the six of crows tonight (and only two chapters deep so far), and I just love the aesthetic design of the book itself as an object. Cool cover art, cool (if simple) font, cool colors, cool painted edges.

Absolutely electric crowds at Trump’s big bash!

The hours I have put in to figuring out and making sure that a little simple device that exists in a fantasy world I’m creating works with real physics and in a way only possible within the parameters of that fantasy world is pretty crazy And the reaction I expect from readers will be “oh neat”

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

Take a look y’all: gunpointingatsun.jpg

good that its overturned but note that there were 4 justices ready to basically make up a fake federal statute if they thought it would help republicans steal elections. very dangerous!

Saw a bigass jumping spider today and I know y’all are jealous

Oh I meant to post this the other day but I forgor… Very well worded rejection of the concept of nationalism in the left hand of darkness that I loved

great hunter x hunter chapter but i really need to actually reread this arc again because i probably only understood half of what was going on, i guess two years since the last chapter and it being the most complex arc in manga history will do that to you

Finally got around to playing magical athlete and it is an extremely good board game that likely works with literally any group. Here are the winners from our races (left to right, top was first, bottom was second)

A friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding at the Great American State Fair bc he knows no one is there.

Garffeld Pt 2

I don’t have kids or any young cousins or anything, but if I did I think I’d point at things they are playing with and constantly ask “so is that a pikachu?”

Okay but imagine if it happens on the 4th of July, how nuts do you think the celebrations would be

Boy howdy this looks like a fun week to be someone who works outside, haha

I watched the trailer for the one piece remake and am once again impressed by wits 3d environments. It’s one of the things that made early attack on titan look so good in motion. Also usopp has not fully lost his melanin so that’s good.

Sometimes I see a creature from mtg printed in the last few years and I think “maybe siege rhino wasn’t so bad” and I should never be thinking that

Every news story about Mamdani is literally just “charismatic and likeable mayor does something everybody is happy about” and then the reactions include centrists and right wingers screaming and shitting themselves

the democrats are less a political party than a jobs program for people who got into elite universities and then did nothing of distinction in them

I’m still bummed that Kagurabachi will be on break for a month at least, but hunter x hunter being back will probably make up for it, I will survive

Have I spent too much money on books in the past 3 years? Maybe. But you motherfuckers are gonna be crawling to me and begging for me to lend you my one piece collection when the world’s power grid goes offline due to a solar flare

jacob geller adding another fantastic video to his ongoing series: fantastic videos by jacob geller