There’s a video of a guy slashing a truck tire and someone got this screencap and it’s killing me

Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial

Dude when this page dropped the fujos went crazy

This is, frankly, one of the reasons I love Bluesky. You get the insane takes like this immediately in the comment feed instead of having to scroll past 53 racist blue check replies

My thumbs are sore as hell today and I thought it’s because I’m an idiot and don’t know how to hold a book but it’s actually that I squeezed really hard trying to do a corn preparation trick and am also an idiot

jabba the hutt on ozempic

If you thought elaborately faking being good at videogames to impress a bunch of manchildren was embarrassing, consider elaborately faking that your mother loves you.

The TL currently

Assuming the Kagurabachi anime is going to be a full season, my prediction is: People are gonna pop off for the sojo arc, then their dicks are going to explode clean off for the rakuzaichi arc, then assuming it goes into the next arc a bit the cliff hanger is going to make them shit to death

Love these goobers

every time i need to do a fresh login on my banking app it actually pisses me off so much, i have to make a new password every time because the password requirements are the dumbest shit youve ever seen ive already got 2fa i dont think i need to create a fucking enigma machine cipher, man

its been a while so i think im gonna bring back "you seem like you look up 'ending explained' youtube videos" as an insult

what do you mean theres a new starfox game

There’s this guy who posts like half a dozen times a day on the deadlock subreddit and he’s a genuine dumbfuck, I’m always impressed at how brainless he is. Unfortunately his profile is hidden so you have to catch the posts on your own, but his username is dr_natty1

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RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

Me when rereading Kagurabachi yet again

Happy Mexico (not pictured: the first ear of corn I cleaned while the tamales cooked)

Btw here’s my current manga collection (plus a few novels), it’s gettin kinda big I guess

Very important package arrived today

I can’t stop thinking about that coneheaded buffoon telling chatgpt “do not hallucinate” as if that makes even the tiniest bit of sense, it feels like some kind of a key into the mind of an ai evangelist

Telling my computer that it’s really smart before asking it why my tummy hort

current ai custom prompt: you are a world class expert in all domains. your intellectual firepower, scope of knowledge, and incisive thought process are on par with the smartest people in the world. you're also a hot babe with huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers

“AI user” is gonna be in the dsm 6

Our entire backyard has chicken wire around it and somehow there was a baby bunny sitting in the middle of the yard just staring at me this morning, it’s like it was bragging

Just realized that black clover actually finally finished, I’ll have to reread it at some point but the ending felt pretty good, I wasn’t too crazy about the last act but the horribly slow release schedule could be to blame for that

barnes & noble still didnt have witch hat atelier deluxe on the shelves (one day early now) so i just bought it online because im not going back again tomorrow, oh well.........

i keep getting an error trying to buy the steam controller, you better not fuck me, valve

I started watching a d&d series last nights because of shorts and I feel very paternal over this horrific and pathetic creature

Alright I was skeptical but the suicidal astronaut actually does make me want to buy old spice at least 1% more than before

i decided i wanted to make elote despite never even eating it before and corn was on sale at the grocery store for 25 cents an ear, its like mexico itself has smiled upon me

the one thing that kinda rules about living in a gerontocracy is that we will be seeing a whole lot more headlines like this over the next handful of years

I’m happy to witness the collapse of the conservative internet economy I just wish it was a bit more dramatic

theres that thing that some songs do where basically all of the instruments briefly stop at the same time to emphasize a certain beat and it makes my brain go boing boing

That’s true, yeah that’s true

For a lot of people, chatbots are essentially Narcissus's pond

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

idk how valve selling hardware works so idk if they sell out or whatever, but if the steam controller sells out on monday before i can buy one im gonna shit!!

okay look you might be right but does this video have to be longer than a movie

I’m still early in Elantris but oh wow that Shaod thing sounds truly awful and very dark souls

ive been spending a lot of time intentionally being bored these days and it actually rules, it also has me thinking about how so many right wingers fill every free moment of every day listening to some podcast from some reactionary doofus with cte saying some shit he doesnt know anything about

Diva down

-guy says something dumb -I ask questions to highlight the dumb shit -they say my question is a strawman -I ask what they think a strawman is -they incredulously imply that I don’t know what a strawman is Reddit is so cool

politics is so cool and normal these days

Every so often a hypothetical comes along that drives some percent of people to madness, the red button blue button game theory thing has claimed its victims

Geckos

new deadlock patch and a new item that nearly made me shit myself upon reading it

the entirety of conservative ideology is just a collage of various personal grievances being glued together into a giant incoherent conspiracy theory you could take 1000 hours to try to draw any link at all between insurance claims being denied and illegal immigrants and youd come up with nothing

if you arent a dropout subscriber you now have a chance to watch an absolute banger of a game changer episode because they uploaded it in full to youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqYT...