A nation split in twain! Brothers microwaving brothers!

If you hate the things a stupid pundit says, please block them instead of keeping the endless news cycle they depend on for engagement alive. Just seal them underground.

"This game is called... *opens blazer to reveal T-shirt* SlippyToad" #blutoid

Once again... Antigone (440 BC)

My wish for a new Resident Evil movie is that somebody attempts the Alice corner-wall kick and the dogs just snatch them out of the air and tear them to shreds instead. #blutoid

It's fine to enjoy stupid things, but if you're saying things like, "turn my brain off", and "just fun", you absolutely know it stinks and that's okay to admit.

My fancast for the Joker has always been Tilda Swinton. Not because there's some reel of her doing similar roles, but because she absolutely has the ability and it would be the right kind of pants-shitting terrifying to see that come together for a New 52-style Joker.

Post a meme you made. Somehow, this was my contribution to memes. 🤷‍♂️

it really speaks to the double standard pervasive throughout all of politics that even when Democrats play dirty they put it up to a public referendum and still get harsher media coverage

Anyone else annoyed at YouTube thumbnails saying that, "It broke me"? You'll never guess what it did to my structural integrity.

Watching a guy on CNN describe humanitarian aid boats from Dubai being held up in the Strait of Hormuz, saying, "Nobody can be against this," and I am quite sure Trump would take dead aim at those boats if he knew about them.

Ahh, the simple joy of a monkey knife fight

Hey, so ICE is still kidnapping and disappearing people in the United States. Just because they got quieter about it doesn't make it okay. Abolish ICE. Chinga la Migra.

I maintain that among the media's biggest mistakes has been continuing to ask Trump questions as if he's a normal guy instead of asking things like "Can you explain who Jesus is" or "Describe the process of pumping gas"

Whenever I remember if someone is being a dick I can simply block them and go about my day

I met a traveler from an antique land who said: Two wheel-less trucks of cyber stand in the desert...

My take on Hasan discourse is something he said once: they can't come at him directly, only from the side, because they can't win on the issues. Discrediting him personally doesn't prove him wrong, and the "polite society" rejecting him has no moral or intellectual credibility of their own.

I cannot emphasize enough how much I do NOT want to see anti-trump AI (or any AI, for that matter) clogging my TL.

when a traveler from an antique land begins to speak i sit my white ass down and listen

What if they made a live-action remake of Team America, and the actors are still acting like puppets on dangling strings?

Every so often I see a weirldy bitter post about competing fandom ship supporters, and it reminds me there's a whole universe of bs I don't have to care about at all. Wars being fought in distant realms. They're like, I know the armies of YoMama are plotting something, but CrinkleYo is canon.

I always smile when I remember this 900 year old Sam & Max fanart, carved into some old twelfth century church in england

Discourse about the new Spider-Man movie is hilarious b/c fans the world over are jubilant that Peter is miserable and alone. Truly, we are saved from Parker having a single damn thing!

Doing newsroom layoffs to pivot away from traditional journalism during a war is truly some losing-money-on-a-casino type stuff.

I have an idea for a Marathon map: the recycling facility where the robots drag all the dead shells. There's got to be so, so many.

DHS could fund all their agencies MINUS ICE. They are purposely inflicting pain because they can. They have more than enough funds to pay all their workers, just choosing NOT to. Adjusting budgets is a normal thing. Except for people who want to inflict pain. Be mad at the right people. Repubs.

We coulda had the best Frozen game.

My hottest mental health take: A lot of depression and anxiety is situational, and warranted, because people live in shit circumstances. They’re poor, without resources, etc. and the reason it’s become popular to blame “mental health” is because it’s a way of evading responsibility.

My hope for every extraction shooter is that they get a co-op mode called Save the World that becomes a surprise smash hit and redirects the whole team.

FUN FACT: If no one uses OpenAl, OpenAl dies. The same goes for many Big Tech corporations and their AI platforms. We are the ones that set the expiration dates. Tell your friends. Tell everyone you know.

As a driver watching the vehicles around me get gradually mega-evolutioned into high-chair tanks over time, the moral panic over e-bike speeds cracking 30mph feels like I'm peeking into the multiverse at another world.

The war against children continues, by old men who demand to either live forever or bury humanity with them if they have to die.

It’s wrong to vaporize school children even if Congress votes to approve it.

What if leftists started doing the "why does it have to be political" thing while being obviously political? Like sculpting a giant hammer and sickle and pretending you just like those tools and the color red. What's the big deal? We can't have shapes and colors anymore?

In the subpoena, ICE requests that Google not “disclose the existence of this summons for indefinite period of time."

The reason the left is so mad at the vote for any Democrat people is because we know they're lying and would lose their minds at a DSA nominee. Just say you're a neo-liberal capitalist and quit dancing around. We already know! Pretending to have no opinion is embarrassing.

Iron Lung is the rare movie I anticipate watching on my computer, so I can pretend I'm in a cozy little submarine.

I know it won't happen, but I'd actually like the Democrats' 2028 nominee to be somebody that's in the street right now being an actual leader, and not just some rich and well-connected elite. Politicians themselves are almost never threatened by politics and it really shows.

It'd be pretty funny if one day Konami made a virtual pachinko collection to fondly look back on their worst, most hated era. #blutoid

I see people responding to the Trump admin by wanting to take away the pardon power and exclude "felons" from holding authority, and I think making the branded underclass of "criminals" a more permanent condition is a foolish takeaway from the problem of fascism.

When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means