Teddy Gilmore
@teddygilmore.bsky.social
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Not sure what I’m doing here.
There’s one particular track on the new Muse album I’ve been enjoying. It’s gonna sting when it inevitably ends up on a commercial for Kalshi or whatever the tech version of Union Carbide is going to be.
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I need one of those cans of FIFA vanishing spray for when anyone other than me is in the kitchen.
12 days ago
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Jazzed that the English team is setting up camp in Meadowbrook in OP but bummed You Animal You is no no longer open for them to go buy a Stüssy shirt.
18 days ago
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Sunshine Jarboly
3 months ago
the priest, holding up a wafer: …& this is the body of christ. me, from way in the back: YES CHEF!
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Sunshine Jarboly
3 months ago
your a.i. art is really cool, man. how long did it take you to write the prompt?
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If you enjoyed Butler’s historic 2010 Cinderella run, check out Leonard shooting his shot with Penny on this multi-camera sitcom from Chuck Lorre.
3 months ago
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metal dot world cup content only, open wide for some soccer
4 months ago
hi i’m johnny knoxville and this is stand up paddle boarding the straight of hormuz
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Looking forward to attending my next class reunion and asking my classmates which one of the three companies they work for.
4 months ago
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Son stayed home from school today. Great opportunity to introduce him to the Dean Cameron cinematic universe.
5 months ago
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Went back to cotton casual wear. Solve-all? Of course not. Feels good though. Let’s tackle fascism In breathable fibers.
5 months ago
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Hardly a sole watching the show through their phone. And he played Decoration Day. Successful night at the Isbell show.
5 months ago
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Cignetti could walk into a packed Costco, grab 40 items and be back in his car in under 30 minutes. Dude is PREPARED.
6 months ago
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Indiana’s on Miami’s* level. *2001 Miami
6 months ago
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Sunshine Jarboly
6 months ago
4 out of 5 uncles have given a drifter a ride to an arby’s that was more than fifty miles away.
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)
7 months ago
Rob Reiner also represented the big-hearted, upper-middlebrow movie that just doesn't seem to get made any more.
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Sunshine Jarboly
7 months ago
*calling the butterball helpline* how can i get a bunch of arrows out of my car tires?
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hockey bear dot space
8 months ago
Matthew McConaughey is on the Texas sideline, which implies that they're losing because they're not using Agentforce, the powerful new AI from Salesforce
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You think you’re doing a good job of avoiding the ‘Sunday Scaries’ and then these clown dicks show up after Sunday night football and existential dread grips your soul.
10 months ago
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Call me old fashioned but I always remove my hat when “Night Moves” comes on the radio.
10 months ago
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Rodger Sherman
11 months ago
These sick losers are getting everything they’ve always wanted. They’re ruining people’s lives and laughing about it. They’re tearing down things others built for fun. They’re making their enemies grovel. But they will NEVER enjoy Pints With The Lads. They’ve been deemed unworthy by the Pint Gods.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Alligator Alcatraz should be an unreleased Warren Zevon song, not a hastily built concentration camp on US soil.
about 1 year ago
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Gretchen von Tongeln
about 1 year ago
The person driving around with the parking ticket still on her windshield is me.
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The Mt. Rushmore of Chets
about 1 year ago
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JJ Spaun joins Bill & Ted as San Dimas high school’s most notable alumni.
about 1 year ago
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FRIENDSHIP the movie 👍
about 1 year ago
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HBO: Electric Boogaloo
about 1 year ago
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At this point Arcade Fire should consider just going by Arcade.
about 1 year ago
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Senator Chris Van Hollen
about 1 year ago
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
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Send Wade Boggs to space with a case of beer and watch how quickly America becomes exceptional again.
about 1 year ago
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)
about 1 year ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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“Hungry Like the Wolf” is grade ‘A’ dog shit.
add a skeleton here at some point
over 1 year ago
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If you’re a
@schumer.senate.gov
staffer, now is a great time to quit.
over 1 year ago
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I’d be more jazzed about daylight savings if we could spring forward at like 2pm Monday.
over 1 year ago
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Paper ass tiger
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over 1 year ago
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Jill Krajewski
over 1 year ago
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
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Hollywood’s 2nd biggest night is any night you get the left turn arrow on Franklin/La Brea.
over 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
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Will I watch the Daytona 500? No, but I’ll watch the hell out of Days of Thunder on basic cable with commercials.
over 1 year ago
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Anyone know how long SNL has been on the air?
over 1 year ago
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Sorry I’m so late. I got stuck trying to open a compostable produce bag.
over 1 year ago
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Rodger Sherman
over 1 year ago
Do the Chiefs get all the calls? My friends at
@the-ringer.bsky.social
asked me to investigate. In The Mahomes Era, KC is actually MORE penalized than their opponents by nearly 1,000 yards—but their tendency to draw certain penalties explains how we view them:
www.theringer.com/2025/02/04/n...
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Do the Chiefs Really Get All the Calls? A Ringer Investigation.
The raw data from the Patrick Mahomes era shows the refs aren’t actually helping the Chiefs. But there are real explanations for why it feels true.
https://www.theringer.com/2025/02/04/nfl/do-the-refs-help-the-kansas-city-chiefs-ringer-investigation-super-bowl-lix-patrick-mahomes
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Sunshine Jarboly
over 1 year ago
*first date* i already wrote a sea shanty about you
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)
over 1 year ago
David Lynch showed that you could be an auteur without being a creep or a prick.
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Can’t believe Butker missed a PAT on Jesus’ birthday.
over 1 year ago
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Charles Louis Richter
over 1 year ago
take me down to the party city where the stores are closed 'cause of private 'quity
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When Belichick gets to campus he should find the pool and nail a Triple Lindy.
over 1 year ago
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“I’ll Wait” by Van Halen just came on the radio and I ripped the roof of my car into t-tops with my bare hands.
over 1 year ago
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All I want for Christmas is Donald Fagan to leave me a voicemail telling me to f*ck off.
over 1 year ago
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Because they’re not from the Yacht Rock region of southern California, Hall & Oates are technically sparkling soft rock.
over 1 year ago
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