Y’all really got Elmo fucked up🤣

Just a reminder that the US Woman’s team has won the World Cup four times already.

🤣🤣

Spotted in the reflecting pool

Mamdani giving a speech at the Knicks victory parade and Obama giving a speech at the opening of his Presidential Library on the same day is the BARBENHEIMER of oratory, it's MAMBAMA

Last time the Knicks won the championship the president resigned in disgrace shortly after. Here’s hoping history repeats itself.

this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace)

Remember when Senile Satan was a “nurse” last June?

How about we elect a president that runs the country instead of shitposting?

All four astronauts standing in the aisle with their roller bags waiting for the door to open.

Not sure what I clicked or opened when I started my @bsky.app journey but I could do with less of the anime on my feed. I say less like it every time and it keeps coming up @support.bsky.team

10/10 take. no notes

So the fact that we bombed a girls elementary school, while likely using AI for targeting, is going to be a major headline story dominating American news coverage when exactly?

Trump voters 3rd party voters Non-voters Protest voters This is all on you.

So we have just normalized the president announcing a war in a hat he sells for profit?

Weird they dragged in Hillary Clinton when there's another First Lady right there in the White House who actually knew Jeffrey Epstein.

"How did the Bears wind up in Indiana?" "They put a giant map Chicago on a wall, and told Caleb Williams to throw a football at it, and they would build a stadium wherever it hit."

All these people can vote.

we live in a country where the secretary of HHS declaring that he snorts cocaine off toilet seats isn't even a news item

This goes so hard. (🎥 NFL Films)

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

If Joe Biden had an MRI a month ago and we had no idea why it was done or on what body part and he claimed he had no idea about either of those things it would literally be all you heard about in the press but Trump just gets a huge pass b/c reporters treat him differently.

Le Four a Chaux; a Study for the Panorama of the Battle of Champigny, by Alphonse de Neuville, 1881, 📸 via @zm_cox

A reminder - last March, republicans promised to restore $1.1B in funding to DC in exchange for funding the government, and Mike Johnson never took it up in the House.

Where is the money trump claims to have raised from tarrifs?

They are lowering the price of the appetite suppressant drugs so that people won't even be hungry. Cost of groceries, solved!

If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE

Happy annual Sobbing while Watching Coco Day to those who celebrate

If the Dodgers would just spend some money, they wouldn’t have scoring issues like this in big moments.

it's cool to see that this game's starting pitcher is still hanging in there

Dear bob kraft. Please sell filler seats for the red club seats. This is pathetic #patriots @patriots.bsky.social

If the National Guard is really in D.C. to protect federal property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

The entire American economy is being held hostage to the whims of a guy who doesn’t understand how the economy works

So the #NFLhas basically made a home game in buffalo look like a Penn State game

Calling @jaketapper.bsky.social

Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.

Someone wasn’t happy that the German looking Italian didn’t win the #usopen #tennis

Do you think any media outlet will look into this? Are there initiation fees? Who is paying for staff? Who pays for the food?

So funny the #usopen put all the American men in Carlitos’ half assuming they could get past him and not Sinner.

Trump's splotchy hand and swollen ankles raise new questions about Joe Biden's health.

love this new york times clip. they recently did a story about how sesame street's set has changed over the years, along with our urban politics. IG nytimes

Thanks CA DMV. Looking to change an appt. Found one. Went to book. Told me I had to cancel the previous to book and now nothing is available. Helpful @ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social

So our government agencies are sending out political propaganda now?

@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com dig deeper on the definition of tips. This isn’t about waitresses. This is about political gifts (aka bribes that the USSC legalized) that now can be taken without having to be reported anywhere.

For real tho…

Every once in a while their Bostonness shows ….

45 minute ground hold on my flight due to air traffic controller staffing issues out of Jacksonville. #thanksTrump #stupidfdupDOGE